Announcing the very limited "El Hairo" line of cigars

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ABC Cigars

Newbie in the jungle
ABC Cigars is pleased to announce our most recent creation:

El Hairo

El Hairo is a unique blend of triple fermented southern Sumatra wrapper leaf with a Nova Scotian filler, all bound by tobacco tended to by superiorly trained Macaque monkeys.

The cigars are then let to sit for 37 hours in a box full of used barbershop clippings, thus the name "El Hairo". A unique flavor of Brylcreem is imparted by this industry first fermentation method.

El Hairo comes in boxes of 9 to commemorate the 9 Macaque monkeys that died tending to plants during the monsoon that hit our tobacco field in 2005.

El Hairo sizes include:

9 x 68 - "Meatloaf"
7 x 28 - "Toothpick"
6 x 60 - "Toro de Clairol"

Thank you for reading.
 
Clearly this is a very exciting time for the reader of this blog. Too long have we waited for the highly anticipated release of the El Hairo line!
I'm sure I speak for us all when I say that when we heard about the nine Macaque monkeys that perished oh so tragically in the '05 monsoon our hearts went out to their families. Then when we heard they were unloved orphans that no one cared about we moved on and our concern immediately shifted to the production of the El Hairos... How much longer would we have to wait for the release???
What I look forward to the most is definitely going to be the juxtaposition of the hair clippings and the Brylcreem!
ABC Cigars, thank you for bringing your latest offering to the market!
BRAVO!!!
 
soo.. are we doing a group buy or what, looks like I can get full just off of the meatloaf ..
 
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