shilala
02-02-2008, 12:37 AM
Okay, first off, I'm not gay. I did buy curtains once, but that's it.
I saw these things on cbid and they said they tasted like chocolate mint and mango.
My first thought was "wtf is a mango?", but I like chocolate chip mint ice cream and I never had a flavored cigar in my life, and they were only 28 bucks for a whole box, and I was already paying the shipping, so I figured what the hell.
When I opened the box, they were all in little orange tubos and they looked extremely feminine. No one was around so I wasn't real worried.
I smelled one and it smelled awesome.
Then I looked around to make sure no one came around yet and I tasted one. It was actually good.
I was so impressed that I became bold enough to show them to the girlfriend and her little brother. They thought they were cool.
So now I'm pretty stoked. They didn't think I was any less manly. Firing one of these things up just went from "not a chance" to a go.
I grabbed my lighter and headed out on the back porch to my five dollar broken garage sale rocking chair.
The first taste made me look confused. So much was going on that I didn't believe it was coming out of this tiny little scrawny cigar wannabe.
I could taste the sweet immediately. The sweet smoke was different than the sweet from the slobbery almost-a-cigar. It tasted like those awesome gummi peach rings with the sugar on them.
I wondered where the chocolate chip mint was.
When I exhaled out my nose I found it. It landed right behind my eyeballs.
I was all like "dood, this is COOOL."
Then I caught the smoke off the end of the cigar. It smelled wonderful, was soft, didn't burn my nose, and had a totally different smell than everything else that was going on.
This little girl cigar was for real. It was like a carnival for my head.
This thing may not be a cigar, and it may be borderline alternative lifestyle, but I gotta tell ya, it was fun.
Fun enough that I'm going to smoke another one on down the road and I'm going to make sure I take a handful to pass around. It'll be an instant party. They're that much fun.
Just this one smoke was definately worth the 28 bucks. It was a totally pleasant and very unique experience.
I saw these things on cbid and they said they tasted like chocolate mint and mango.
My first thought was "wtf is a mango?", but I like chocolate chip mint ice cream and I never had a flavored cigar in my life, and they were only 28 bucks for a whole box, and I was already paying the shipping, so I figured what the hell.
When I opened the box, they were all in little orange tubos and they looked extremely feminine. No one was around so I wasn't real worried.
I smelled one and it smelled awesome.
Then I looked around to make sure no one came around yet and I tasted one. It was actually good.
I was so impressed that I became bold enough to show them to the girlfriend and her little brother. They thought they were cool.
So now I'm pretty stoked. They didn't think I was any less manly. Firing one of these things up just went from "not a chance" to a go.
I grabbed my lighter and headed out on the back porch to my five dollar broken garage sale rocking chair.
The first taste made me look confused. So much was going on that I didn't believe it was coming out of this tiny little scrawny cigar wannabe.
I could taste the sweet immediately. The sweet smoke was different than the sweet from the slobbery almost-a-cigar. It tasted like those awesome gummi peach rings with the sugar on them.
I wondered where the chocolate chip mint was.
When I exhaled out my nose I found it. It landed right behind my eyeballs.
I was all like "dood, this is COOOL."
Then I caught the smoke off the end of the cigar. It smelled wonderful, was soft, didn't burn my nose, and had a totally different smell than everything else that was going on.
This little girl cigar was for real. It was like a carnival for my head.
This thing may not be a cigar, and it may be borderline alternative lifestyle, but I gotta tell ya, it was fun.
Fun enough that I'm going to smoke another one on down the road and I'm going to make sure I take a handful to pass around. It'll be an instant party. They're that much fun.
Just this one smoke was definately worth the 28 bucks. It was a totally pleasant and very unique experience.