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weak_link
02-03-2008, 02:07 AM
Spent a nice two smoke afternoon with my pal and yours, fellow CS'er Ratters.

He graciously left a couple smokes behind, including this Acid Krush thing.

I had just enjoyed a beautiful Dona Flor Selecao and was enjoying the finish on that fantastic smoke. But this review isn't about that. Oh no.

So the rain is coming down pretty good and it's still early. A quick last smoke for the night is just the thing before bed, right?

Ratters left this little Acid Krush thing over and it looked like just the trick. I figured I'd keep an open mind and try something new.

Size: I have no idea. About 3 3/4" long and smaller than a lancero ring gauge.

Feel: Firm, dry.

Smell: Took it out of the wrapper and Whoa Nelly!!! 'Open mind. Must keep open mind' I remind myself. Ratters said it smelled like incense but I thought he was speaking more metaphorically rather than literally.

Draw: Just dandy for such a 'lil guy.

Pre-draw taste: Spice explosion. Shades of smoking cloves in high school and trying hard to be cool while failing miserably.

Light: Torch made quick work of it.

Start/Finish. I'll let the photo speak for itself.

http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/aeace2da0449bddb8af9f8f43f6306454g.jpg


To conclude, I lit it, took two puffs, immediately got a headache and determined Ratters was passive aggressively trying to inflict great mental anguish upon myself, or, this thing was quite possibly the worst cigar I had ever smoked. This cigar makes a Swisher Sweet seem like a dream boat of a smoke.

I felt robbed of the delicious after taste of the Dona Flor and am not too proud to chalk it up to my noobness. I also blame Ratters for deliberately setting me up to smoke a horrible, unforgiving "cigar."
:BS:ms:mad:

If anyone has good revenge tactics feel free to pm me your most evil plot. I may have to turn this into a contest for a decent stick or two as gratitude for your evil revenge plan.
:hn

Ratters
02-03-2008, 02:21 AM
:ss

Darrell
02-03-2008, 02:25 AM
Were you wearing your purple night gown when you were smoking that, Eric?

weak_link
02-03-2008, 02:27 AM
Were you wearing your purple night gown when you were smoking that, Eric?

Lets just remember who gave it to me. :D

Darrell
02-03-2008, 02:28 AM
Lets just remember who gave it to me. :D

He must know how you roll. :r

bobarian
02-03-2008, 02:28 AM
Hahahaha! Give him a rebanded Garcia Y Vega with a Camacho label!:tu

Ratters
02-03-2008, 02:32 AM
Hey, you just need to work through the pain.

Wuss.

:chk

dwhitacre
02-03-2008, 02:33 AM
Don't worry I have you covered, Eric!!!

I'll take a label off of one of these - the old switch-a-rue!!!:tu

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4318/acidltddefkp8.jpg

weak_link
02-03-2008, 02:57 AM
Don't worry I have you covered, Eric!!!

I'll take a label off of one of these - the old switch-a-rue!!!:tu

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4318/acidltddefkp8.jpg


Dude...if those are anything like the Krush there is no possible way to hide the horrors hidden within.

dwhitacre
02-03-2008, 03:08 AM
What Ratters doesn't know... might kill him!:r

Ratters
02-03-2008, 03:16 AM
Um, I already have some of those in the humidor. ;) :ss

bobarian
02-03-2008, 03:40 AM
Um, I already have some of those in the humidor. ;) :ss

You sir are a sick, sick man!:bn

gnukfu
02-03-2008, 07:24 AM
You should try a few more just to confirm your initial impressions. :ss

weak_link
02-03-2008, 10:55 AM
You should try a few more just to confirm your initial impressions. :ss


I'm passing the Krush review torch to you, brother. :w:BS

gnukfu
02-03-2008, 10:59 AM
I'm passing the Krush review torch to you, brother. :w:BS

Oops I dropped the torch and can't find it!:z

dwhitacre
02-03-2008, 11:10 AM
Um, I already have some of those in the humidor. ;) :ss

Don't say that on this site!!!

I got warned my very first day here.

See this page: http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showthread.php?t=20834&page=77

BigFrankMd nailed me!!! Noobs beware!!!

Ever since then I keep my ACID infused out of the same space.

weak_link
02-03-2008, 11:38 AM
Don't say that on this site!!!

I got warned my very first day here.

See this page: http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showthread.php?t=20834&page=77

BigFrankMd nailed me!!! Noobs beware!!!

Ever since then I keep my ACID infused out of the same space.

You might try shoving them up a horses ass and let them rest for about....10 lifetimes. They wouldn't taste any better but at least it might kill the smell a bit when they come out of the cellophane.

shilala
02-03-2008, 11:40 AM
That's some funny, right there.
Who needs enemies when you have friends like that? ;)

dwhitacre
02-03-2008, 11:49 AM
Weak_link, I have to ask Bob's question...

How do you know what Horses' A$$ taste like?

But you're right, time in there probably wouldn't do anything but infuse flavor in said Horse.

jjefrey
02-03-2008, 11:52 AM
Smell: Took it out of the wrapper and Whoa Nelly!!! 'Open mind. Must keep open mind' I remind myself. Ratters said it smelled like incense but I thought he was speaking more metaphorically rather than literally.




That should have been your first clue of what was to come :pu

That'd be like munching on a bowl of potpourri.



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weak_link
02-03-2008, 12:13 PM
Weak_link, I have to ask Bob's question...

How do you know what Horses' A$$ taste like?

But your right, time in there probably wouldn't do anything but infuse flavor in said Horse.


Well I'm not entirely sure but I figure it's got to be better than that....thing.

gnukfu
02-03-2008, 12:40 PM
How do you know what Horses' A$$ taste like?



I think my ex made that for dinner one night - no wait she said I was one of those.....never mind! :ss

pinoyman
02-03-2008, 01:36 PM
Dude...if those are anything like the Krush there is no possible way to hide the horrors hidden within.

Eric, I think more cigars for you Bro!:r

Enjoy the review, good one.

pinoyman
02-03-2008, 01:38 PM
Hahahaha! Give him a rebanded Garcia Y Vega with a Camacho label!:tu

Great idea!:r

I think I'll check my humi for some dog rockets for Eric.:D

Ratters
02-03-2008, 01:58 PM
Don't say that on this site!!!

I got warned my very first day here.

See this page: http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showthread.php?t=20834&page=77

BigFrankMd nailed me!!! Noobs beware!!!

Ever since then I keep my ACID infused out of the same space.

Nah, the Acids and Naturals always had their own humidor. But they're my sticks and I'll put em up any horses ass I want. :chk

Ratters
02-03-2008, 01:59 PM
You might try shoving them up a horses ass and let them rest for about....10 lifetimes. They wouldn't taste any better but at least it might kill the smell a bit when they come out of the cellophane.


How do you think cigars get that "barnyard" smell.

Noob.





:ss