Dont Help Darrel...

[zemekone]

just like the title...

DONT HELP DARREL aka the Professor...

thank you
~gerry

[galaga]

Consider it not done.......

You're Welcome
~rick

[icehog3]

But Darrel needs help.

[galaga]

But Darrel needs help.

I know he does, but Gerry looks so much better in a camisole NSFE (http://galleries.cigarweekly.com/IHT/albums/album06/100_2058.sized.jpg)

See what you miss at SoCal Tom

[icehog3]

I know he does, but Gerry looks so much better in a camisole NSFE (http://galleries.cigarweekly.com/IHT/albums/album06/100_2058.sized.jpg)

See what you miss at SoCal Tom

Are yuo trying to make sure I never make SoCal, Rick? :r

[68TriShield]

Gerry's got nothing on the big guy :D
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/68Trishield/DSCN03540001.jpg

[galaga]

Gerry's got nothing on the big guy :D
.......

You didn't see the photos being passed around during the herf ;0

[stig]

I know he does, but Gerry looks so much better in a camisole NSFE (http://galleries.cigarweekly.com/IHT/albums/album06/100_2058.sized.jpg)

See what you miss at SoCal Tom
:r:pu:r:pu:r:pu:r:pu:r:pu

[mike32312]

Damn Tom. I see you in a whole new different light now bud. :r :r

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J2uTwWw-iw&feature=related

[zemekone]

just like the title...

DONT HELP DARREL aka the Professor...

thank you
~gerry
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e145/zemekone/smileys/lion-1.giftophttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e145/zemekone/smileys/lion-1.gif

[j6ppc]

OK I can be unhelpful!

[Twill413]

I already took that pledge to do no help. That's why I got kicked out of med school. This should be easy.

[zemekone]

afternoon family...

DONT HELP DARREL aka the Professor...
thank you
~gerry

[The Dakotan]

since when have we ever helped darrel? :r:r

[The Pict]

A truckload of no help coming right up Zemekone. :tu
Now where did I leave my keys?:confused:

[stig]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e145/zemekone/smileys/lion-1.giftophttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e145/zemekone/smileys/lion-1.gif

Wearing a shirt like that and your claimig to be a TOP?

[The Professor]

wow ... this is an interesting thread. :r :r :r

[RPB67]

OK I can be unhelpful!

:tpd:

I guess I can be to....:D

[The Professor]

the funny thing is, I'm not even sure what he's talking about! :r

[bobarian]

the funny thing is, I'm not even sure what he's talking about! :r

Does anyone EVER know what he is talking about??? He' a mod so we play along!:dr:r

[BigVito]

pshh, it will cost you for me not to help

[bobarian]

pshh, it will cost you for me not to help

I dont know...I think Darrel may be pushing the "not help" button too!:dr:r:D

[BigVito]

I dont know...I think Darrel may be pushing the "not help" button too!:dr:r:D

If I knew what this about I might not help, since I have no intel, I'm standing on the help :D

[The Professor]

If I knew what this about I might not help, since I have no intel, I'm standing on the help :D
When you find out, let me know....

[DriftyGypsy]

How can I help not helping Darrel, would someone help me help not helping Darrel

[BigVito]

When you find out, let me know....

that would be helpful :r

[icehog3]

I tried to help Darrel get all the food stains out of Gerry's shirt that he borrowed when he was last here. It didn't work. :hn

[The Professor]

I tried to help Darrel get all the food stains out of Gerry's shirt that he borrowed when he was last here. It didn't work. :hn
those weren't food stains. :hn :chk

[icehog3]

those weren't food stains. :hn :chk

You are now "Monica", Monica. ;)

[The Professor]

You are now "Monica", Monica. ;)
damn ... in two threads, no less! :r

[icehog3]

damn ... in two threads, no less! :r

So I'm a post whore, Monica! ;)

[BigVito]

So I'm a post whore, Monica! ;)

also a pre-post whore

[DonWeb]

... not in a boat, nor with his goat.
... not in a tree, or cross his knee.

... you can not make me - so don't try,
... I will not help this Darrel guy!

[icehog3]

... not in a boat, nor with his goat.
... not in a tree, or cross his knee.

... you can not make me - so don't try,
... I will not help this Darrel guy!

I am imagining a XXX movie starring Dokk and Dr. Seuss. :r

[The Professor]

I am imagining a XXX movie starring Dokk and Dr. Seuss. :r
you are one twisted DB....

[madurofan]

Need to go bleach my eyes now. :r

[Deem]

But gerry, I thought you needed some new workout lingerie :r :D

whose Darrel? :cp

[icehog3]

Need to go bleach my eyes now. :r

I have to bleach my mind! :r

[The Professor]

is this the banter? Salutes Admiral!

[icehog3]

DW Tony made me think it! Knock it off, or I won't help you...though I have no idea what I am helping you with. :)

[galaga]

To, er two days of not helping the professor Gerry. (I don't think he has a clue)

[LasciviousXXX]

Is it strange that even though I have no idea what this thread is about, I'm highly arroused?


:tu

[pnoon]

Is it strange that even though I have no idea what this thread is about, I'm highly arroused?


:tu

TMI, Buddy. TMI.

[icehog3]

Is it strange that even though I have no idea what this thread is about, I'm highly arroused?


:tu

You get highly aroused when the wind blows, Dustin! :r

[LasciviousXXX]

You get highly aroused when the wind blows, Dustin! :r

Well it must be quite windy right now then ;)

[j6ppc]

my palms are still hairy, though.... :hn

Now I'm *really* not going to help Darrel...

[The Professor]

Now I'm *really* not going to help Darrel...
hey ... what happens in banter stays in banter! :r

[madurofan]

Still not helping Darrel.....
Stil don't know why.....

:r

[mike607]

nice skirt man:tu

[BigVito]

screw Darrel

[OSIRIS]

......and this is my other brother Darrel :D

[SDmate]

Gerry for a 5er I won't help Darrel either...:ss

[gorob23]

:confused:I was ALMOST ready to help Darrel but now forget it now way dude!:bl

Rob :tpd:

[DonWeb]

OK, Darrell.

Exactly what kinda help don't you need?

[The Professor]

OK, Darrell.

Exactly what kinda help don't you need?
There's the $10,000 question! :r




PS, I'm only one "L" ;)

[Twill413]

There's the $10,000 question! :r




PS, I'm only one "L" ;)

Yea, he's not MEAN Darrell, he's Dr. Professor Darrel. And he can tell when you pronounce it wrong too. :D

[reggiebuckeye]

Some one please help me out here? WTH is going on? If not helping Darrel will be fun and humorous, then by all means, I am in. If it is cruel and unusual, count me in twice.

Sorry, D.

[madurofan]

Still not helping Darrel......

Is this an on going thing, Gerry. Some sort of target date, perchance. Not that I intend to help Darrel, it just seems so open ended.....

[BigVito]

Darrel is going to wish I never didn't help him

[j6ppc]

Still not helping Darrel......

Is this an on going thing, Gerry. Some sort of target date, perchance. Not that I intend to help Darrel, it just seems so open ended.....

Another day of being unhelpful to Darrel here too.
Target date? Naah... Why mess with a good thing I say!

[BigVito]

Another day of being unhelpful to Darrel here too.
Target date? Naah... Why mess with a good thing I say!

:r.

[rack04]

Can you say bandwagon jumpers? :chk

Darrel I don't know what you did but you've been good to me. I'll help you. :tu

[BigVito]

Can you say bandwagon jumpers? :chk

Darrel I don't know what you did but you've been good to me. I'll help you. :tu

:mad:

[LasciviousXXX]

Ok..... screw this!!!!!

I'm helping Darrel just to f*** with Gerry :D

[BigVito]

Ok..... screw this!!!!!

I'm helping Darrel just to f*** with Gerry :D

what if Gerry is using reverse psychology?

[icehog3]

My butt is starting to itch.

[madurofan]

My butt is starting to itch.

Maybe, if Darrel helped you with that, we could help Darrel again.:r

[Twill413]

My butt is starting to itch.

Use that scratcher I sent yens. Not only have I not helped Darrel, I have expanded my unhelpfulness to the world at large.

[DonWeb]

PS, I'm only one "L" ;)

ahhh.... that's the help, huh?

Since I can't help find the missing "L", I'm back to not helping.

[Dr. Dan]

Hey Darrel, you still need help??

[galaga]

Day VI

[CigarGal]

What are we not helping Darrel with??

[The Professor]

Day VI
You're just intent on keeping this alive, aren't you??? :r

[galaga]

What are we not helping Darrel with??
Well if Darrel would say what he needs help with, then we could not help do that thing and then help him do something else.



You're just intent on keeping this alive, aren't you??? :r

Would you like to see it in another form? How about:

T-10

[hova45]

This is still alive???:mn

[madurofan]

This is still alive???:mn

Somethings just won't go away.............

[icehog3]

What are we not helping Darrel with??

I can't help you with that, Marianne. ;) :r

[vstrommark]

I can't help you with that, Marianne. ;) :r

I thought that we were trying to find him some more RC184s?
Did I miss a memo? :r:gn:gn:gn

[OSIRIS]

none of this would be happening if he mad sure to write his name in his underwear.....

[BigVito]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/chunkysoup/D.jpg

[The Professor]

and your point, Perry, is what? :confused: ;)

[BigVito]

and your point, Perry, is what? :confused: ;)

I forgot to circle your birthday

[The Professor]

I forgot to circle your birthday
Gerry put you up to this?

You mean you meant to do something like this:

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/cs_the_professor/Picture5-2.jpg

[BigVito]

Gerry put you up to this?

You mean you meant to do something like this:

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/cs_the_professor/Picture5-2.jpg

:r:r yeah, how did you make it big? no Gerry didn't put me up to this. Dammit two April B-days who do I bomb?

[The Professor]

:r:r yeah, how did you make it big? no Gerry didn't put me up to this. Dammit two April B-days who do I bomb?
Didn't mean for it to be so big. Fixed. In terms of your final question ... I know where *my* vote goes.

[BigVito]

Didn't mean for it to be so big. Fixed. In terms of your final question ... I know where *my* vote goes.
I am open to ideas :tu

[OSIRIS]

Dang Prof is only 11 days older than I am, you know what that means..... You're mom is easier than mine :D

[LasciviousXXX]

F Gerry and his not helping Darrel shiz! :p

[bobarian]

Ok, Now this oficially got interesting!:tu

[icehog3]

Ok, Now this oficially got interesting!:tu

No.....really, it didn't. :r

[The Professor]

:r:r:r

But it is backfiring a little....

[galaga]

DAY VII

T-9

[The Professor]

DAY VII

T-9
:r:r:r

pot-stirrer. :)

[LasciviousXXX]

No.....really, it didn't. :r

Maybe it did and we just don't know it :rolleyes:

LOL

[BigVito]

Maybe it did and we just don't know it :rolleyes:

LOL
:r maybe it will tomorrow

[icehog3]

Maybe it did and we just don't know it :rolleyes:

LOL

No....no it didn't.


:r

[Deem]

:r maybe it will tomorrow

Hmmmm, what's tomorrow :ss

[DriftyGypsy]

Morning... still not helping Darrel here, not sure I can help Darrel...

[The Professor]

No one can help me. ;)

[BigVito]

Monday it starts :r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r

[The Professor]

Monday it starts :r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r
What starts Monday, Perry? :bx

[BigVito]

What starts Monday, Perry? :bx

:D you shall see....unsanctioned it will become :gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn

[The Professor]

:D you shall see....unsanctioned it will become :gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn
WTF. Do I need to start a "Don't Help Perry" thread?

[BigVito]

WTF. Do I need to start a "Don't Help Perry" thread?

they already know I'm helpless :D
Time until Monday, April 21, 2008 at 8:30:00 AM (Madison time)
0 days
10 hours

[zemekone]

WTF. Do I need to start a "Don't Help Perry" thread?

ill delete it...
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e145/zemekone/seal.jpg

[BigVito]

ill delete it...
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e145/zemekone/seal.jpg

:r:r great pic brother :r

[The Professor]

they already know I'm helpless :D
Time until Monday, April 21, 2008 at 8:30:00 AM (Madison time)
0 days
10 hours
This one's really got me puzzled....

Anyway. Back to the real topic. Remember people: don't help me -- especially not this week.

[vstrommark]

Anyway. Back to the real topic. Remember people: don't help me -- especially not this week.

I am so not going to help you. And I'm definitely doubling my efforts to be unhelpful this week. So there! :tg:bx:z

[LasciviousXXX]

I'm not helping your one "L" ass! Now if you had two L's I might consider helping you :p

[icehog3]

I'm not helping your one "L" ass! Now if you had two L's I might consider helping you :p

He does have two "L"s, Dustin, they are just bringing up the rear of his two "bal". ;)

[The Professor]

I'm not helping your one "L" ass! Now if you had two L's I might consider helping you :p
I've got two in my middle name: Allan. :)

He does have two "L"s, Dustin, they are just bringing up the rear of his two "bal". ;)
:r:r:r

[BamBam]

Noted....and logged

[BigVito]

This one's really got me puzzled....

Anyway. Back to the real topic. Remember people: don't help me -- especially not this week.

it is only the beginning:tu

[icehog3]

it is only the beginning:tu

Please let me know when it ends. ;) :r

[BigVito]

Please let me know when it ends. ;) :r

:r It won't take long

[The Professor]

:r It won't take long
WTF?

[LasciviousXXX]

:r It won't take long

I wouldn't admit that if I were you bro.... might be hard to get a date :2




:cool:

[BigVito]

I wouldn't admit that if I were you bro.... might be hard to get a date :2




:cool:

Its only Darrel:r

[The Professor]

Its only Darrel:r
I'm not as easy as some people believe. ;)





I mean ... for Michael I am; but that's it.

[Twill413]

I'm not as easy as some people believe. ;)





I mean ... for Michael I am; but that's it.

Homewrecker!

[vstrommark]

I mean ... for Michael I am; but that's it.

A man with priorities :tu

[DriftyGypsy]

So, are we still not helping Darrel

Perry is helpless so we don't need to help him...

Is there anyone else we shouldn't help or who doesn't need help... I do have to admit with all modesty, when it comes to not helping people I can be the most helpful non-helper there is.

[BigVito]

I'm not as easy as some people believe. ;)





I mean ... for Michael I am; but that's it.

:r Sugar Daddy

[Deem]

Don't know if they were helping Darrel or not but a certain someone got early hits at least twice Sat :tu


Gerry, how ya doin my friend. Good seeing you Sat :chk

[pnoon]

Don't know if they were helping Darrel or not but a certain someone got early hits at least twice Sat :tu


Gerry, how ya doin my friend. Good seeing you Sat :chk

There were a few of us who didn't help Darrel. :D

[LasciviousXXX]

And other's that did :D

[The Professor]

Don't know if they were helping Darrel or not but a certain someone got early hits at least twice Sat :tu


Gerry, how ya doin my friend. Good seeing you Sat :chk

There were a few of us who didn't help Darrel. :D

And other's that did :D

So it begins.... :bn

[BigVito]

So it begins.... :bn

it already began :r

[hollywood]

i'm just curious ... if we can't help Darrel ... can we help Gerry!?!?:D

[The Professor]

i'm just curious ... if we can't help Darrel ... can we help Gerry!?!?:D
No.

Don't help Gerry.

Don't help Perry.

[hollywood]

No.

Don't help Gerry.

Don't help Perry.

Perry is beyond help!

If Gerry needed help; I was going to put in a call to Bo Peep!!:D

[BigVito]

Perry is beyond help!

If Gerry needed help; I was going to put in a call to Bo Peep!!:D

I tried telling him that

[hollywood]

I tried telling him that


;) :tu

[The Professor]

;) :tu
:tg :fu :tg

Whatev, Mr. August 26th.

[hollywood]

:tg :fu :tg

Whatev, Mr. August 26th.




hey April 29th now April 29th biatche!! i was only April 29th kidding ....... at first. guess we need April 29th a please don't help April 29th Gerry thread!?!?:cool:

[BigVito]

;) :tu

:tg :fu :tg

Whatev, Mr. August 26th.

:r:r nice

[j6ppc]

Still not helping Darrel!

[BigVito]

somebody pm me :D

[The Professor]

somebody pm me :D
no. don't. don't help me, perry, gerry, or anyone. just be unhelpful. period.

[BigVito]

no. don't. don't help me, perry, gerry, or anyone. just be unhelpful. period.

to late I already got a pm :D

[The Professor]

to late I already got a pm :D
fukk whoever pm'd u. :fu :tg

[BigVito]

fukk whoever pm'd u. :fu :tg

:r In a week ;)

[Twill413]

no comment. Would the world implode if someone helped the both of ya? I like PMs.

[BigVito]

no comment. Would the world implode if someone helped the both of ya? I like PMs.

the Midwest would no longer exist

[vstrommark]

It was inevitable that someone (namely me) would try to merge the information from an outside thread into this one. Behold:

http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showthread.php?t=152225

[icehog3]

the Midwest would no longer exist

The city that he builds shall bear my name, the woman that he loves shall bear my child. So let it be written, so let it be done.

[hollywood]

definitely not helping Darrel today!

[The Dakotan]

why would i help darrel, gerry, or anyone else i don't like? ;) :r

[rack04]

why would i help darrel, gerry, or anyone else i don't like? ;) :r

You silly Dakotan. :chk

[BigVito]

why would i help darrel, gerry, or anyone else i don't like? ;) :r

:fu:D

[The Professor]

:fu:D
fuk u too, Perry. :tg :fu :chk

[vstrommark]

I am so not helping Darrel in about an hour... :chk:chk:chk

[vstrommark]

why would i help darrel, gerry, or anyone else i don't like? ;) :r

I think that John Madden explained it best: http://youtube.com/watch?v=f1z03b1wveM :r

[The Professor]

I am so not helping Darrel in about an hour... :chk:chk:chk
et tu, brute?

[BigVito]

fuk u too, Perry. :tg :fu :chk

:r what I do:confused:

[BigVito]

Label/Receipt Number: 0307 1790 0003 7392 6139
Detailed Results:

Bullet Processed, April 23, 2008, 12:11 am, ATLANTA, GA 30320
Bullet Processed, April 21, 2008, 6:40 pm, MILWAUKEE, WI 53201
Bullet Acceptance, April 21, 2008, 9:54 am, MENOMONEE FALLS, WI 53051

[Twill413]

Label/Receipt Number: 0307 1790 0003 7392 6139
Detailed Results:

Bullet Processed, April 23, 2008, 12:11 am, ATLANTA, GA 30320
Bullet Processed, April 21, 2008, 6:40 pm, MILWAUKEE, WI 53201
Bullet Acceptance, April 21, 2008, 9:54 am, MENOMONEE FALLS, WI 53051

Who the hell lives in Georgia? :r

[BigVito]

Who the hell lives in Georgia? :r

:r IDK probably a yank in southerners clothes?

[The Professor]

Label/Receipt Number: 0307 1790 0003 7392 6139
Detailed Results:

Bullet Processed, April 23, 2008, 12:11 am, ATLANTA, GA 30320
Bullet Processed, April 21, 2008, 6:40 pm, MILWAUKEE, WI 53201
Bullet Acceptance, April 21, 2008, 9:54 am, MENOMONEE FALLS, WI 53051
Bastage. I'll start a thread in a bit. :tg


(thanks, fukker)

[BigVito]

Bastage. I'll start a thread in a bit. :tg


(thanks, fukker)

:r That is only rnd 1

[BigVito]

It is 0 days, 20 hours, 32 minutes and until Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 8:30:00 AM (Madison time)

[The Professor]

It is 0 days, 20 hours, 32 minutes and until Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 8:30:00 AM (Madison time)
Uh.... WTF?

OK. I have powers of deduction. The last time you said that, a package went out. You're forgetting one thing, Perry: I now have *your* address. :tg

[BigVito]

Uh.... WTF?

OK. I have powers of deduction. The last time you said that, a package went out. You're forgetting one thing, Perry: I now have *your* address. :tg

it's a 1-2 punch :D

Ignore the return addy :tg

[The Professor]

it's a 1-2 punch :D

Ignore the return addy :tg
Ha!!! :r Fat chance of me ignoring that, buddy! :fu :tg :bx

[BigVito]

Ha!!! :r Fat chance of me ignoring that, buddy! :fu :tg :bx

If you don't that would be helping me. Now would you really want to do that?

[The Professor]

If you don't that would be helping me. Now would you really want to do that?
http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showthread.php?t=152487

[BigVito]

:D that wasn't helping...was it?

[madurofan]

Still not helping Darrel......

[Seanohue]

Sorry guys, but I must say I haven't been doing my share in not helping. How can I help by not helping? What I've discerned so far I can write in the function

int main()
{
Darrel == !(help);
return 0;
}

[Twill413]

Definitely "didn't" help Darrel today.

[BigVito]

25April2008 before 1500:D

[The Professor]

25April2008 before 1500:D
Bastage. :tg

[BigVito]

Bastage. :tg

Is that not not helping you?:r

[Mr.Maduro]

I'm not helping Darrel and I'm definately not helping Perry today!! ;)

[The Professor]

I'm not helping Darrel and I'm definately not helping Perry today!! ;)
No helping Perry either, dammit. Seriously, people ... this was supposed to be all about GERRY'S paranoia, not MINE! :r

[Twill413]

I'm not helping Darrel and I'm definately not helping Perry today!! ;)

I think Gerry will be getting help next week.

[BigVito]

No helping Perry either, dammit. Seriously, people ... this was supposed to be all about GERRY'S paranoia, not MINE! :r

:r He was only joking about helping me. you are http://youtube.com/watch?v=SRwwYWlbP2U

[BigVito]

I'm not helping Darrel and I'm definately not helping Perry today!! ;)

:confused: is it what I think it is or are you just messing with me now.

[Mr.Maduro]

I don't know :rolleyes: ...(clicky) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y)

[BigVito]

I don't know :rolleyes: ...(clicky) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y)

:r:r well played http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGRwUJk8bnA

[hollywood]

:cool: I'm too cool not to not help either one of you!!:r

[BigVito]

there might not be a round three :mad::mad::gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:mad::mad::gn:mn

[The Professor]

there might not be a round three :mad::mad::gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:mad::mad::gn:mn
two rounds it two too many, anyway, Perry. ;) don't sweat it....

[BigVito]

two rounds it two too many, anyway, Perry. ;) don't sweat it....

Can't sweat, its chilly up here :r I will have to punish myself :hn

[The Professor]

Can't sweat, its chilly up here :r I will have to punish myself :hn
don't you engage in enough "self punishment" as it is? :confused: :chk :chk :chk

[BigVito]

don't you engage in enough "self punishment" as it is? :confused: :chk :chk :chk

I no polish wood :confused:

[BigVito]

EH 082146013 US


:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn:gn