Son of a......

[smitdavi]

Dang....I ripped my favorite dress pants today. :mad:

[mike32312]

Damn that suks bud. since you ripped your pants atleast you still have the dress. :r

[smitdavi]

i guess that's the positive to take from this lol

[SmokeyJoe]

Dang....I ripped my favorite dress pants today. :mad:

Doing what? :mn

[smitdavi]

crossed my legs indian style to fold some laundry and well....RIPP. I know that's not the story you wanted, but that's all i got lol

[KenS]

crossed my legs indian style to fold some laundry and well....RIPP. I know that's not the story you wanted, but that's all i got lol

Ya know, there really is such a thing as too much information :D

[The Professor]

Is this really a thread on your ripped pants? :confused:











:r:r:r:r:r

I'm sorry ... I should be more sympathetic. I'm just-- A whole thread?!? :r:r:r:r:r

[smitdavi]

Is this really a thread on your ripped pants? :confused:











:r:r:r:r:r



If they were just normal everyday pants no...but since they were my Favorite Dress Pants, then yes lol

[KenS]

Is this really a thread on your ripped pants? :confused:











:r:r:r:r:r

I'm sorry ... I should be more sympathetic. I'm just-- A whole thread?!? :r:r:r:r:r

You crack me up :r

[massphatness]

http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/en_easyart/lg/7/2/Spongebob---Ripped-Movie-Posters-728311.jpg

[Seanohue]

http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/en_easyart/lg/7/2/Spongebob---Ripped-Movie-Posters-728311.jpg

:r :r :r

[smitdavi]

lol guys I can really feel the sympathy

[reggiebuckeye]

lol guys I can really feel the sympathy

This is not the place for pants sympathy. If you said you ruined a nice cigar, maybe. Pants? No way. Why were you sitting Indian style folding laundry in your favorite dress pants anyway? :)

[burninator]

I know it doesn't seem like it now, and there's nothing I can do to convince you, but this, too, shall pass. One day there will be another pair of pants. Heck, you'll probably go through lots of pants in your lifetime. Through it all, though, there's one thing you must remember....




....never go commando in courderoys.

[smitdavi]

This is not the place for pants sympathy. If you said you ruined a nice cigar, maybe. Pants? No way. Why were you sitting Indian style folding laundry in your favorite dress pants anyway? :)


You know that's a really good question, lol

[reggiebuckeye]

You know that's a really good question, lol

So can we get a good answer?

[smitdavi]

So can we get a good answer?

nope :D

[reggiebuckeye]

nope :D

Well make one up. You know something like it was the only clean thing you had to wear. Give us anything.

[Seanohue]

....never go commando in courderoys.

This is news to me. Why not?

[smitdavi]

well umm lets see...the gf calls now calls them EAPs "Easy Access Pants" :D

[smitdavi]

This is news to me. Why not?

:r i want to know as well

[68TriShield]

This is not the place for pants sympathy. If you said you ruined a nice cigar, maybe. Pants? No way. Why were you sitting Indian style folding laundry in your favorite dress pants anyway? :)

this is a excellent question :)

[reggiebuckeye]

well umm lets see...the gf calls now calls them EAPs "Easy Access Pants" :D

I bet she does.

:r i want to know as well

Just thing pain and chaffing. Not good.

this is a excellent question :)

Even the wise Dave agrees. We want answers.

[smitdavi]

this is a excellent question :)

I'm whipped and the gf ask me to fold laundry, the dude abides. I was cramped for space and needed that extra space to fold clothes in, so that's why I was sittin indian style. You know if my legs were out it would take up a lot of room. Does that work? :D

[68TriShield]

I'm whipped and the gf ask me to fold laundry, the dude abides. I was cramped for space and needed that extra space to fold clothes in, so that's why I was sittin indian style. You know if my legs were out it would take up a lot of room. Does that work? :D

A likely story but ok :r

[reggiebuckeye]

I'm whipped and the gf ask me to fold laundry, the dude abides. I was cramped for space and needed that extra space to fold clothes in, so that's why I was sittin indian style. You know if my legs were out it would take up a lot of room. Does that work? :D

It is an answer. It will have to work. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

[smitdavi]

Hell i'm mad at myself that I couldn't think of a better answer lol

[The Professor]

Hell i'm mad at myself that I couldn't think of a better answer lol
As you should be.... :p :chk

[smitdavi]

You'd think after 4 years in college of bs'ing papers i'd be able to come up with with something better.

[burninator]

You'd think after 4 years in college of bs'ing papers i'd be able to come up with with something better.
I did think that, actually. Want to call it a night and give it another go tomorrow? :D

[hotreds]

Post 31 on ripped pants forum!:chk

[smitdavi]

I'll sleep on it and have something in the morning...I promise i'll have a better excuse. Who thought there would be almost 3 pages of post about ripped pants?

[burninator]

I'll sleep on it and have something in the morning...I promise i'll have a better excuse. Who thought there would be almost 3 pages of post about ripped pants?
I promise to act surprised. :chk

[sailchaser]

I didn't ripped my pants but got them full of grease looking under the van when the transmission blew, Son of a ..............

[smitdavi]

I didn't ripped my pants but got them full of grease looking under the van when the transmission blew, Son of a ..............

Where they your favorite dress pants? :D

[SmokeyJoe]

This is not the place for pants sympathy. If you said you ruined a nice cigar, maybe. Pants? No way. Why were you sitting Indian style folding laundry in your favorite dress pants anyway? :)

Well... maybe he injured his NUB when the pants ripped... :D

[icehog3]

Soup was cold at the deli today....Son of a .....!!!!

[taltos]

Did you eat chili before destroying your pants?:chk

[icehog3]

Did you eat chili before destroying your pants?:chk

MMMM.....I knew I shoulda ordered the chili, Paul. :mad:

[BamBam]

If they were just normal everyday pants no...but since they were my Favorite Dress Pants, then yes lol

:r:r:tu

[smitdavi]

OK...so here's the story:

I'm a secret agent, don't tell anybody or I'll have to kill ya, well somebody blew my cover on my assignment and I was taken prisoner by a crazed maniac wanting world domination. To kill me they strapped me to a table while a big saw was going to cut me in half. Just in time came my partner right as the saw started to cut into the crotch of my pants. Yeah so that's how it happened, I know, hard to believe. :D

[smitdavi]

cmon guys...I give a you a great story and no response, lol :(

[icehog3]

Just in time came my partner into the crotch of my pants. Yeah so that's how it happened, I know, hard to believe. :D

Nah, I believe you. ;)

[smitdavi]

you know when you read it that way it sounds really, really bad!

[reggiebuckeye]

Well... maybe he injured his NUB when the pants ripped... :D

I was not going to post, but this drew me in. Darn you.

OK...so here's the story:

I'm a secret agent, don't tell anybody or I'll have to kill ya, well somebody blew my cover on my assignment and I was taken prisoner by a crazed maniac wanting world domination. To kill me they strapped me to a table while a big saw was going to cut me in half. Just in time came my partner right as the saw started to cut into the crotch of my pants. Yeah so that's how it happened, I know, hard to believe. :D


That is the "story"? You have got to be kidding me. That is horrible. Go back to the drawing board. Your editor needs to be shot.

[taltos]

Just tell everyone that you blew out the seat in your pants with a fart of epic proportions and everyone will leave you alone.:tu

[smitdavi]

see now my gf would def believe that lol

[BigVito]

crossed my legs indian style to fold some laundry and well....RIPP. I know that's not the story you wanted, but that's all i got lol

like Gandhi?

[burninator]

like Gandhi?
Or like Running Bull?

[BigVito]

Or like Running Bull?

chief ripinpants is Native American :r

[smitdavi]

I like Chief Ripinpants!

[BigVito]

I like Chief Ripinpants!

:r and from this day forward you will be known as Chief Ripinpants

[smitdavi]

I seriously can't believe there is now 52 posts about my ripped pants :tu

[smitdavi]

<------- Just for you Perry!

[BigVito]

I seriously can't believe there is now 52 posts about my ripped pants :tu

thats due to the lack of Reggies

[Major Captain Silly]

I missed this thread earlier. I would like to offer my condolences to you and your pants. I believe the other posters in this thread have not been sensitive enough to your plight. Please feel free to PM or call me if you'd like to talk about this. I am listening.

MCS

P.S. I now refer to you as Mr Rippy Rippington Pantsman

[smitdavi]

I missed this thread earlier. I would like to offer my condolences to you and your pants. I believe the other posters in this thread have not been sensitive enough to your plight. Please feel free to PM or call me if you'd like to talk about this. I am listening.

MCS

P.S. I now refer to you as Mr Rippy Rippington Pantsman

I think you for your sympathy, it is greatly appreciated :ss

[smitdavi]

Just an update...I went out this last weekend and bought another pair of these pants :tu Just thought I'd let u guys know ;)

[icehog3]

Just an update...I went out this last weekend and bought another pair of these pants :tu Just thought I'd let u guys know ;)

Don't sit Indian style this time David. ;)

[Major Captain Silly]

Just an update...I went out this last weekend and bought another pair of these pants :tu Just thought I'd let u guys know ;)

Pants! Gotta luv em!!!

MCS

[smitdavi]

I sh!t you not. I actually ripped my second pair of pants today

[vstrommark]

I sh!t you not. I actually ripped my second pair of pants today

Dude, you need a new rule: No Mexican food for lunch http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/theantidote/09cbc9fa.gif

[smitdavi]

Oh man I was so pissed, I was trying to move this box that has our new dinning room table in it and when I put all my force into the lift, RIP. Katie said she could almost see the fire in my eyes

[BigVito]

Oh man I was so pissed, I was trying to move this box that has our new dinning room table in it and when I put all my force into the lift, RIP. Katie said she could almost see the fire in my eyes

:r:r:r why can't you video these things

[icehog3]

Lay off the bratwurst, David. ;) :r

[The Professor]

:r:r:r why can't you video these things
:tpd:

:r:r:r

I'm sorry ... I'm just picturing it and it's cracking me up.

:r:r:r

[Major Captain Silly]

Maybe you should start shopping in the teen section instead of the "Big Boy" section?

Totally unrelated: Is there any way you can spy on my daughter when she gets to IU in about a month? I'm sure we can work out a cigar arrangement:tu

MCS

[smitdavi]

Maybe you should start shopping in the teen section instead of the "Big Boy" section?

Totally unrelated: Is there any way you can spy on my daughter when she gets to IU in about a month? I'm sure we can work out a cigar arrangement:tu

MCS

HAHAHA as long as Katie doesn't get suspicious about me spying on a 18yr old female :r


On a side note, pair of pants #3 suffered a similar fate today. Pics to tonight as proof

[taltos]

Two sets of two words:
1. weight loss
2. larger size

Also, quit eating beans for lunch.:ss

[smitdavi]

Two sets of two words:
1. weight loss
2. larger size

Also, quit eating beans for lunch.:ss

I haven't changed sizes in a few years, and my weight has only fluctuated by about 5-7lbs since. I think these pants are just gettin old, plus it doesn't help when I really do things in them I shouldn't

[rack04]

What brand of pants are you wearing? Whatever it is I would switch to something else.

[smitdavi]

What brand of pants are you wearing? Whatever it is I would switch to something else.

Cheap Old Navy Khaki's, I just tried to lift something heavy and totally ripped out the front. The last pair is a really old pair, just gone through some wear and tear. That's something I can have stitched up, and it will be alright.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c156/the_studd/IMG_1172.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c156/the_studd/IMG_1173.jpg

[icehog3]

I haven't changed sizes in a few years, and my weight has only fluctuated by about 5-7lbs since. I think these pants are just gettin old, plus it doesn't help when I really do things in them I shouldn't

Pilates? ;)