Has CS become?

[Major Captain Silly]

What would Sartre say? Did Walter Kauffman smoke cigars? Am I or aren't I? Does Icehog ever go bye bye in a car that exists or doesn't exist?

MCS

[Texan in Mexico]

What would Sartre say? Did Walter Kauffman smoke cigars? Am I or aren't I? Does Icehog ever go bye bye in a car that exists or doesn't exist?

MCS

You are in my book!

Does pecan taste better than banana cream?

I don't know...

Will the Green Movement burst like the tech stocks?

Yes...

Do I smoke enough?

Not near enough.

[hotreds]

I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.

[Studebaker]

What's the difference between a duck?

[SvilleKid]

Where ever you go, there you are.:tu

[kugie]

Coconut does taste better!
and do I drink enough?
not nearly!!

I smoke more than I should.
But not as much as I would Like!!

[andrewsutherland2002]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Not near enough.

[SilverFox]

I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying.

[Nabinger16]

WOW... This thread is DEEEEEP! OMG the things I have never contemplated that I should.... I've got some thinking and serious soul searching to do now!

[vstrommark]

I like cake

if it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all

[SmokeyJoe]

If a man shares his opinion in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear it...

Is he still wrong? :ss

[SmokeyJoe]

What do you get when you cross an agnostic insomniac with a dyslexic?

Someone who lays awake at night pondering the existence of dog.


:D

[Will_S]

Brother, the answers you seek are here:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/15954/gorgeous-tiny-chicken-machine-show-pamous-movie-star#x-0,vepisode,1

[SDmate]

That that is is
That that is is not that that is not.
That that is is that that is not is not

[justinphilly]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Not near enough.

I think you could have found the answer if you had SEARCHED for it!!
:r
j/k bro!

[uncballzer]

My brain is full

[SmokeyJoe]

What would Sartre say? ...
MCS

Au revoir, Go-pher!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2hA3_rihmcg&feature=related

[Da Klugs]

What would Sartre say? MCS

Man is nothing else but that which he makes of himself.

More importantly, what would Dean Wormer say?

...Freakishly tall, obscure and obsessed with cake is no way to go through life young man.

:D

[taltos]

More importantly, what would Dean Wormer say?

...Freakishly tall, obscure and obsessed with cake is no way to go through life young man.

:DBut fat, drunk and stupid is!:chk

[massphatness]

Why?


Because.

[Syekick]

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same.

[Syekick]

That that is is
That that is is not that that is not.
That that is is that that is not is not

Doesn't that depend on your definition of.... Oh, never mind.

[Major Captain Silly]

Man is nothing else but that which he makes of himself.

More importantly, what would Dean Wormer say?

...Freakishly tall, obscure and obsessed with cake is no way to go through life young man.

:D

Cake obsession is gone! I am obscurity to the second power. Can't do nothing about the freakishly tall part other than slouch. You make me opaque.


MCS

[Studebaker]

What do you get when you cross an agnostic insomniac with a dyslexic?

Someone who lays awake at night pondering the existence of dog.


:D

I used to be a Frisbeeterian. We worshipped the Frisbee. We believed that when you die your soul goes on top of your house and you can't get it down.

[PitDog]

To be is to do (Socrates). To do is to be (Sartre). Doobeedoobeedoo (Sinatra)...

[Studebaker]

I think....I think I am....therefore I am.....I think. (Moody Blues)

[icehog3]

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[mmblz]

CS Became a long time ago - 1997...

[fizguy]

I wonder why
I wonder why
I wonder why I wonder
I wonder why I wonder why I wonder why I wonder










Oh, and my butt itches

[Studebaker]

I am a sheet slitter, I slit sheets.

I'm the fastest sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet.

I slit a sheet.

A sheet I slit.

Upon a slitted sheet I sit.

[Texan in Mexico]

Cake obsession is gone! I am obscurity to the second power. Can't do nothing about the freakishly tall part other than slouch. You make me opaque.


MCS


If I squint, you only look blurred

[andrewsutherland2002]

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

[nozero]

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

That depends, which toe is your favorite?

[pnoon]

That depends, which toe is your favorite?

camel

[nozero]

camel

That is not the first time I've gotten that response, but it is indubitably the best.
:tu

[jamz]

This thread tastes like my first girlfriend.

[ca21455]

When will they fix Brokeback Mountain?

[vstrommark]

When will they fix Brokeback Mountain?

If he would have done it right he wouldn't have broken his back :r:r:r

[Twill413]

I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[dccraft]

Things are more like today than they've ever been before.

:)

[SmokeyJoe]

I'm a fig plucker...

I pluck figs.

I'm the best fig plucker

That ever plucked a fig.

(Try saying THAT three times fast. :D )

[Twill413]

I'm a fig plucker...

I pluck figs.

I'm the best fig plucker

That ever plucked a fig.

(Try saying THAT three times fast. :D )

THAT THAT THAT

Any more brain busters?

[smokin5]

It used to be, but that was in the future.

[SmokeyJoe]

THAT THAT THAT

Any more brain busters?

:r Touche'

[M1903A1]

Why worry about tomorrow...it will be gone the day after.

[Fumioso]

"Smoking is the symbolic equivalent of destructively appropriating the entire world."

-- Sartre.

No, I don't know what that means. But I do know that hell is other people outbidding me for RP Sun Growns.

[Ivory Tower]

I didn't know bees could come... how would CS get it anyways?

[hotreds]

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

[Studebaker]

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.

[ScottishSmoker]

This whole post about nonsensical quotes and philosophies and no one has brought up the best of all...where is the Yogi Berra?

"If you come to a fork in the road...take it"
"Now pair off into threes"

And my favorite...
"If at first you fail...fu(k it, you are only going to fail again"

[M1903A1]

This whole post about nonsensical quotes and philosophies and no one has brought up the best of all...where is the Yogi Berra?

"If you come to a fork in the road...take it"
"Now pair off into threes"

And my favorite...
"If at first you fail...fu(k it, you are only going to fail again"

This feels like deja vu all over again.

[andrewsutherland2002]

What makes the grass greener on the other side?

[smokin5]

What makes the grass greener on the other side?
Compost
& lots of manure.:BS:BS

[andrewsutherland2002]

The grass is greener on the other side, but you have to put up with too much :BS there!:tu

[j6ppc]

Mu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_%28negative%29)

[LasciviousXXX]

Everything tastes better when you're naked...................

[andrewsutherland2002]

Everything tastes better when you're naked...................
How true.:tu

[lenguamor]

Who's Dick Hirtz?

[Mr.Maduro]

I like big butts and I can't deny.....

[Beagle Boy]

I like big butts and I can't deny.....

That goes without saying.....
:D

[M1903A1]

What makes the grass greener on the other side?

Didn't some author say that's because it's over the septic tank?

(At least I'll take that over some explanation of optical physics that leaves me with a headache!)

[Studebaker]

Who's Dick Hirtz?

He's Mike Hunt's best friend.

[andrewsutherland2002]

They both beat up Mike Ock the other day.

[Studebaker]

Bump.

Thought it was time to revive this one. We've had so much drama here in the last few days I didn't know whether to s**t or go blind. So I just farted and winked one eye.

[M1903A1]

Club Stogie...IS.

Does that answer the question? :tu

[Major Captain Silly]

I love you all.

MCS

[Texan in Mexico]

I love you all.

MCS

Sklee to the good Major.

If thy mosquito hath dengue doth he shareth with every being he biteth?

Here's to the Third World!

[hotreds]

How can Donald Duck have nephews if he doesn’t have any brothers or sisters?

[Texan in Mexico]

How can Donald Duck have nephews if he doesn’t have any brothers or sisters?

LOL! Ok, let me preface this by saying I work closely with Disney on some stuff though I do not work for Disney...

The children are from Thelma Duck who is Donald's sister.

Check out some info on the Duck Family Tree -

Old Scotty McDuck had the following children:

Matilda McDuck who married Goosetave Gander,
Scrooge McDuck,
Hortense McDuck.

Grandma Duck had the following children:

Quackmore Duck,
Daphne, who married Luke the Goose.

Hortense McDuck and Quackmore Duck married and had Thelma Duck (the mother of Huey, Dewey and Louie) and Donald Duck.
Luke the Goose and Daphne had one son, Gladstone, who was orphaned when Daphne and Luke overate at a free-lunch picnic. Gladstone was then adopted by Matilda McDuck and Goosetave Gander!
Gus Goose was a nephew of Luke the Goose making him a very distant cousin of Donald.

[hotreds]

I stand corrected- and- you have waaay too much time on your hands!:D

[Texan in Mexico]

I stand corrected- and- you have waaay too much time on your hands!:D


Haha, I went through the Disney Orientation, I have my certified mouse ears and all! They are a great company to work with - I have a bunch of this stuff.

[garyatmaui]

And for all of you posting here, a most important proverb.


Never, ever pee into the wind!:bn

[TheTraveler]

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.

I believe the fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupd stay in while the intelligent pull out! ;)

[TheTraveler]

And for all of you posting here, a most important proverb.


Never, ever pee into the wind!:bn


Or out of the bed of a pickup truck doing 75mph down the interstate (it turns into a mist and goes everywhere!) :mad:

[garyatmaui]

Truer words have never been spoken, through a yellow mist:hn

Or out of the bed of a pickup truck doing 75mph down the interstate (it turns into a mist and goes everywhere!) :mad:

[King James]

That that is is
That that is is not that that is not.
That that is is that that is not is not

Aristotle?

[yourchoice]

LOL! Ok, let me preface this by saying I work closely with Disney on some stuff though I do not work for Disney...

The children are from Thelma Duck who is Donald's sister.

Check out some info on the Duck Family Tree -

Old Scotty McDuck had the following children:

Matilda McDuck who married Goosetave Gander,
Scrooge McDuck,
Hortense McDuck.

Grandma Duck had the following children:

Quackmore Duck,
Daphne, who married Luke the Goose.

Hortense McDuck and Quackmore Duck married and had Thelma Duck (the mother of Huey, Dewey and Louie) and Donald Duck.
Luke the Goose and Daphne had one son, Gladstone, who was orphaned when Daphne and Luke overate at a free-lunch picnic. Gladstone was then adopted by Matilda McDuck and Goosetave Gander!
Gus Goose was a nephew of Luke the Goose making him a very distant cousin of Donald.

And who, may I ask, is Huey, Dewey and Louie's father?

[icehog3]

Aristotle?

Bill and Ted, via So-crates.

[poker]

And who, may I ask, is Huey, Dewey and Louie's father?

kumarusc?

[icehog3]

kumarusc?

Your what hurts?

[poker]

Your what hurts?

No, its what I stepped in. :D

[icehog3]

No, its what I stepped in. :D

Sounds oogie.

[pipermacbean]

And for all of you posting here, a most important proverb.


Never, ever pee into the wind!:bn


Hmmm... silly me... and all this time I thought it was:

Watch out where the huskies go,
an' don't you eat that yellow snow

[M1903A1]

Bill and Ted, via So-crates.

"And as are the sands of time, so are the days of our lives"!

[icehog3]

"And as are the sands of time, so are the days of our lives"!

:D:r

"Be Excellent to Each Other". :)

[M1903A1]

Hmmm... silly me... and all this time I thought it was:

Watch out where the huskies go,
an' don't you eat that yellow snow

And don't go beatin' up on some Eskimo's favorite baby seal--especially if you're...STRICTLY COMMERCIAL!

[TheTraveler]

Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
So Fuzzy Wuzzy wuzn't fuzzy wuz he?!

[yourchoice]

kumarusc?

:r:r:r:r:bn:r:r:r:r

[M1903A1]

:D:r

"Be Excellent to Each Other". :)

"Put them...in the iron maiden!"

"Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT!!!"

[icehog3]

"Put them...in the iron maiden!"

"Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT!!!"

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/bill.jpg

[poker]

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/bill.jpg

So, Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude.
















hey, my sig changed. who do dat?

[Major Captain Silly]

This thread has gone away from what it was originally intended. Can we please get back to discussing Icehog going bye bye in the car? That would be most excellent, dude.


MCS

[icehog3]

This thread has gone away from what it was originally intended. Can we please get back to discussing Icehog going bye bye in the car? That would be most excellent, dude.


MCS

Bye bye! :z :r

[andrewsutherland2002]

This thread has gone away from what it was originally intended. Can we please get back to discussing Icehog going bye bye in the car? That would be most excellent, dude.


MCS

Bye bye! :z :r
So, does the car you went bye bye in exist?

[poker]

Bye bye! :z :r

In that case you must now watch "Dude wheres my car?"

[M1903A1]

In that case you must now watch "Dude wheres my car?"

Choice excellent!

[Major Captain Silly]

I was reading this thread and my dog started barking.

MCS

[AD720]

I was reading this thread and my dog started barking.

MCS


Uh oh.

[TheTraveler]

I was reading this thread and my dog started barking.

MCS

Grab a gas mask and tongs, then check your mailbox for the Acidus Mortifer! :r

[ahc4353]

Wishin it was Monday!

[TheTraveler]

Specific generalities.

[sonic_mike]

I just ate a hot dog now i thirsty.

[stirwood]

CAR???
Why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?


If you spill a bottle of Febreeze on your carpet is it a good thing?


Yes it became.

[Cigarmark]

I just farted twice.

[M1903A1]

I just farted twice.

Or was it one long one, with an interruption in the space-time continuum that only made it SEEM like twice? :chk

[sonic_mike]

I just farted twice.
Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

will there ever be a cigar scented candle?

[M1903A1]

will there ever be a cigar scented candle?

What about a candle scented cigar?

[hotreds]

What about a candle scented cigar?

Acids

[sonic_mike]

i was not around in the 70's

[TheTraveler]

Or was it one long one, with an interruption in the space-time continuum that only made it SEEM like twice? :chk

Watch that wormhole, the first step is a doozy. ;)

[Major Captain Silly]

Well, aren't we all pithy and full of salmon tonight!

MCS

[sonic_mike]

my left foot smells and i just took a shower,smells like fish :confused:

[CBI_2]

A skunk sat on a stump.
The skunk thunk the stump stunk and
the stump thunk the skunk stump.

Did someone say fart?

[TheTraveler]

Someone said skunk.

[SeanGAR]

The answer of course, as you might have noticed by paying attention to the writing on the hem of the tablecloth at dinner last night in your favorite Italian restaurant, which was one of Joel's better efforts, if you want my opinion, although his choice in cars is suspect, but then again I don't drive drunk so a 2CV is of less a concern, but if you are like me you wonder why they dont have a 2 stroke in there, reminding me of the fact that golf is so much different with tiger out of it, and speaking of tigers, the sunderbans are a really nice place supposedly but I decided I didn't want to risk malaria despite easy available of chloroquine which from what I've heard is not much different tasting than quinine and like you I have been really quite disappointed with bubblelicious's gum flavors.

[pipermacbean]

The answer of course, as you might have noticed by paying attention to the writing on the hem of the tablecloth at dinner last night in your favorite Italian restaurant, which was one of Joel's better efforts, if you want my opinion, although his choice in cars is suspect, but then again I don't drive drunk so a 2CV is of less a concern, but if you are like me you wonder why they dont have a 2 stroke in there, reminding me of the fact that golf is so much different with tiger out of it, and speaking of tigers, the sunderbans are a really nice place supposedly but I decided I didn't want to risk malaria despite easy available of chloroquine which from what I've heard is not much different tasting than quinine and like you I have been really quite disappointed with bubblelicious's gum flavors.

I hereby second the motion made by our astute, learned brother and recommend a full vote by the floor

[TheTraveler]

I hereby second the motion made by our astute, learned brother and recommend a full vote by the floor

All in favor said "LIE" and Congress passed another raise for themselves.

[Major Captain Silly]

Woah! I just giggled like a little girl!

MCS

[Studebaker]

Nevermind the furthermore, the plea is self-defense.

[pipermacbean]

OMG!!! Are you aware of the penal code in this state??? Since a plea of self defense has been entered, the Ministry of Silly Walks shall be notified post haste and Icehogs license to hop, skip and jump shall be suspended toot sweet! Bailiff... seize his shoes and confine them to the nearest vinotemp!!

[TheTraveler]

ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS. FOGs MAN YOUR COOLIDORS AND VINODORS. NEWBIES TO THE POOP DECK. FIRE TEAMS STAND BY IN YOUR DESIGNATED STAGING AREAS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

[Major Captain Silly]

ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS. FOGs MAN YOUR COOLIDORS AND VINODORS. NEWBIES TO THE POOP DECK. FIRE TEAMS STAND BY IN YOUR DESIGNATED STAGING AREAS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

I've always like staging areas. Very nice place to raise your kids.

MCS

[stfoley]

The following statement is a lie.

The previous statement is true.

[(909)]

Your nose smells

[TheTraveler]

Like fish?

[rhdad42]

The Story of the Thread So Far:

Doug and Bob are metropolitan policemen with a difference. Doug likes
nothing more than slipping into little cocktail frocks, while Bob bouffants
his hair for a night on duty. Still, as the aren’t in this thread, we won’t give their
last names.

The *Real* Story of the Thread So Far:

Plucky Reginald Vas Deferens is a nuclear scientist in love with mafia boss
Enrico Marx, who is himself married to Conchito Macbeth, a lively belly-dancer
at the Belgian disco whose manager, burly Ivan Crabb, has a naked daughter
Janice engaged to J.J. Spinman, New York private detective, employed by
elegant Laura Herron to trace the missing million-pound bidet that Hitler
gave to Eva Braun as a bar mitzvah present during a state visit to Crufts, and
which remained hidden until a World Cup referee, Horse Jenkenson, was found
hanged in a New Jersey tenement with the plans of a Russian secret weapon
partially tatooed on his elbow.

In Brisbane, the Brain brothers, Nicky and Vance, torture a Mayfair
psychologist, who reveals to Dora Brain in a tender and emotional death scene
that his hair is not his own.

Meanwhile, the Kent Touring Eleven have trapped husky Matilda Tritt on a
sticky near Hastings, and she reveals all before enforcing the follow on.

Peter Niesewand and Cyril Garfunkel arrive just in time with the Welsh Police,
and the Harry Orchestra, and proceed to sing a love song which allows Dr.
Indira McNorton *just* enough time to cross the alps into Geneva, where he
meets Kon Rapp, a kung fu fanatic and cat lover, who frivilously shoots him,
but not before introducing him to lively intelligent Norweigan widow Lanny
Krimt, who shows him her inner thighs, where he finds the address of a good
French restaurant, and unexpectedly meets Gabriello Machismo, an ex-Korean
plastic surgeon whose frankly blond assistant Sally Lesbitt is now the
half-brother of a distant cousin of Ray Vorn Ding-ding-a-dong, the Eurovision
song, and *owner* of the million-pound bidet given by Hitler to Eva Braun as a
bar mitzvah present during a state visit to Crufts, and which remained hidden,
etc. etc. etc.

This they now do.

Meanwhile, Harold and Victor Medway III discover a newfound love for each
other in a flashback near Devon, where they meet up with Doug and Bob, the
metropolitan policemen who surprisingly turn out to be in this thread after all, who
kill everyone, and live happily ever after.

[Texan in Mexico]

I hope to have meatloaf for lunch today.

Such sillines has made me hungry.

[milehighgolfer]

the framus intersects with the ramistan approximately at the paternostra

[pipermacbean]

I tried a paternostra once... it tasted vaguely of shoes, perhaps from being stored in the same vinotemp as Icehog's previously surrendered footwear

[andrewsutherland2002]

Such sillines has made me hungry.
Cake is good.



Let them eat cake.

[Major Captain Silly]

Can we get this thread in a nice tweed?

MCS

[SmokeyJoe]

Can we get this thread in a nice tweed?

MCS

Looking for a 3X ... executive cut. :D

[TheTraveler]

I can't think tweed without instantly thinking pipe.

How did the beanstalk grow so quickly when my tomatoes didn't grow at all well this year?

[scottw]

What if C A T really spelled Dog?

-Ogre, revenge of the nerds III (I think)

[dccraft]

I think I finally understand what this thread is all about now.

[TheTraveler]

I think I finally understand what this thread is all about now.

Please explain it to me! :D

If a supermarket buggy's wheels all squeak at different decibel levels and vibrate at different frequencies will the milk spoil?

[dccraft]

Q. What did the polar bear say as he slid down the icicle?

A. Radio!

[milehighgolfer]

extremely easy to understand yet not remotely applicable, beef its whats for dinner

[Major Captain Silly]

I'm going to pick up my son from school. Can someone watch this thread until I get back?

Thanks,

MCS

[St. Lou Stu]

I'm on it.

[Major Captain Silly]

I'm on it.

Okay, I'm back. Thanks, as always, for your help.

MCS

[poker]

If a person from Poland is called a pole, is a person from Holland called a hole?

[vstrommark]

If a person from Poland is called a pole, is a person from Holland called a hole?

Nah, 'cuz then you'd have to call someone from England "great" :tu

[poker]

ya, that would be bad form I guess :r

[St. Lou Stu]

Okay, I'm back. Thanks, as always, for your help.

MCS


Whew! Thanks, this place is a real trip to keep an eye on!

[nozero]

Would you rather sleep in a double bed or with the window open?

Which toe is your favorite? (this one has been answered here on CS)

Do you walk to work or carry your lunch?

How many pancakes does it take to wallpaper a dog house?

Can MCS have his cake and eat it too?
:chk

[M1903A1]

Please explain it to me! :D

If a supermarket buggy's wheels all squeak at different decibel levels and vibrate at different frequencies will the milk spoil?

Threeve.

[andrewsutherland2002]

Threeve.
Or V

(Translated to Suck it Trebeck:D)

[M1903A1]

Threeve.

"A combination of three and five? Simply stunning. And your wager?"

$TEXAS

[Jbailey]

If MCS is full would he still want some cake?

[ca21455]

Jumbo shrimp. :confused:

[sonic_mike]

thats what they call me :chk

[Major Captain Silly]

Ask me about my alien baby taxidermy experiment.

MCS

[Studebaker]

Which toe is your favorite?



POTATOE, of course. Duh!

[poker]

fuked?

[ahc4353]

fuked?

My last wish before being banned is to have Poker BUMP (as opposed to ding) my RG.

:ss

[milehighgolfer]

they make pills for bumps on your 'rg' nowadays

:D

[Major Captain Silly]

My last wish before being banned is to have Poker BUMP (as opposed to ding) my RG.

:ss

Bruce,


You are on the Lemon Tree Ankle Bracelet Tattoo list today.

MCS

[ahc4353]

Bruce,


You are on the Lemon Tree Ankle Bracelet Tattoo list today.

MCS


Bruce,

Thank you. Sounds like a nice list to be on. :D

Bruceahc4353

[Major Captain Silly]

Will all Bruces please stir your biscuit mix now.

Thank you,

BCS

"The Biscuit Chef"

[AD720]

Will all Bruces please stir your biscuit mix now.

Thank you,

BCS

"The Biscuit Chef"

Thanks for the reminder. Mine were burning.

- BRUCEBRUCE720

[TheTraveler]

Bacon tastes good.

[Major Captain Silly]

Bacon tastes good.


Porkchops taste good!

MCS

[TheTraveler]

Porkchops taste good!

MCS

Well sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy muthafu##a!

:D

(speaking of bread, the best way to make cornbread is to heat bacon fat in a cast iron skillet before pouring in the batter. Mmm mmm good!!!)

[Studebaker]

Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones!

[andrewsutherland2002]

Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones!
Meet George Jetson!
His boy Elroy!
Daughter Judy!
Jane, his wife!

[pipermacbean]

Does eat oats and rams eat oats and little lambs eat ivy

[M1903A1]

Does eat oats and rams eat oats

So THAT's what happened to my breakfast! :mad:

[hotreds]

very puffy.

[Major Captain Silly]

Ring a ding, ding!

MCS

[TheTraveler]

Frere Jacques. Frere Jacques. Dormez vous? Dormez vous?

[milehighgolfer]

mah spoon is too big!

[M1903A1]

Frere Jacques. Frere Jacques. Dormez vous? Dormez vous?

Quoi??

[Papichulo]

oye

[TheTraveler]

AaaaaOOOOOOgah! AaaaaOOOOOOgah!

[M1903A1]

AaaaaOOOOOOgah! AaaaaOOOOOOgah!

Somebody forget to check the microwave?

[Jbailey]

mah spoon is too big!

:r:r

[Deucer]

mah spoon is too big!

mah SPOON is too BIG!

[soundman85]

mah spoon is too big!

yaaaaaaaaaay!!!

[Major Captain Silly]

I got a nickle.

BCS

[theycallmedan'lboone]

Can I haz?

[Major Captain Silly]

Can I haz?

Cheezeburger?

BCS

[hotreds]

Puff.com?

[stirwood]

Is anyone else scared of their garage door opener button? I know it messes with me on purpose. please don't tell it I said anything.

[mikeyj23]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A


Ok, I'm good now. Thanks.

[Major Captain Silly]

Is anyone else scared of their garage door opener button? I know it messes with me on purpose. please don't tell it I said anything.

Yes sir!

BCS

[TheTraveler]

Santa Claus is scared of bats. I know 'cause bats don't wear hats.

[andrewsutherland2002]

Santa Claus is scared of bats. I know 'cause bats don't wear hats.
Not to mention that they hang out with little kids who wear red, green, and yellow tights. I hate little kids who wear red, green, and yellow tights. Holy Christmas, Batman!

[TheTraveler]

Lost in the shuffle?

[Major Captain Silly]

Lost in the shuffle?

Curly Shuffle?

Nyuk, nyuck

MCS

[The Postman]

What happend here??





Whats on the road.......a head??

[andrewsutherland2002]

What happend here??





Whats on the road.......a head??
Let's hope not. I'd like to see some cars on the road. I have never seen a head on the road before. Gruesome.

[TheTraveler]

Has CS become ...

... a place to warm your bones beside the fire?

:pp

[parris001]

"I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with license plates. He stands alone, anyhow, bakin' the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat vent. Leavin' his soul!"

[pipermacbean]

Let's hope not. I'd like to see some cars on the road. I have never seen a head on the road before. Gruesome.


Having a great head on your shoulders is good... having a great head on your beer is better

[Blaylock]

Having a great head on your shoulders is good... having a great head on your beer is better

That's a good one. Here's one I saw tiled on a bathroom wall:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."

[TheTraveler]

"i stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with license plates. He stands alone, anyhow, bakin' the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat vent. Leavin' his soul!"

dot dot dot

:D

[Rubix^3]

"like my granddaddy used to say, 'the less a man makes a declarative statement, the less apt he's to look foolish in retrospect'".

[macjoe53]

It is what it is. They are who we thought they were.

[parris001]

dot dot dot

:D

I believe the dots go between medulla and oblongata :tu

[andrewsutherland2002]

medulla...oblongata

[pipermacbean]

I believe the dots go between medulla and oblongata :tu

potato... potata, tomato... tomata, medulla... oblongata

beside dots are good but black crows are better

http://www.typetive.com/blogimages/dots.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Cx_crows_new.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cx_crows_new.jpg)