I've had 12 white russians, ask me a question.

[aceschnd]

I know stuff yoiu probably don't know. in this condition.

check out what i just wathched:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V_DsL1x1uY

It inspired me to help others learn stuff.

[jjirons69]

That's fukkin great!

My question to you is, who invented vodka?

[aceschnd]

That's fukkin great!

My question to you is, who invented vodka?

great queston jjirons69 . The man that invevnted vodka was a russian secret agant who thought that gin wansn't quite personfied into liquid greatness. he drank a tonic and gin and thought to himself that there hatd to be a better way to get to your drunk place. he and his friend the potatoe farmer sam kinnison adams. got a glass an with a mixture of chemestyr and magic inveted a clear drink called vodka. his statue is still in moscow. His name was Chris

[jjirons69]

Thanks. That's pretty close.

Now, on the subject of Russia...How can Russia be so close to China, but they don't look like Chinese? Did a wall keep them all that separate?

[ScottishSmoker]

Which team was the first team to lose at Yankee Stadium...

[z3ro]

Why are darker wrapped cigars always larger then the lighter wrapped versions?

[r-ice]

Thanks. That's pretty close.

Now, on the subject of Russia...How can Russia be so close to China, but they don't look like Chinese? Did a wall keep them all that separate?

have you seen the chinese and russian mix;s?

[aceschnd]

Thanks. That's pretty close.

Now, on the subject of Russia...How can Russia be so close to China, but they don't look like Chinese? Did a wall keep them all that separate?

good queston jjrons69.l the farther away from china a russian gets the less chinese gets. If you are a russion born near the russsian and chinse border you are blessed with not only cold killing potential, you have awsome kung fu abilty and weird slanted eyes, but not all the way slanted only a little bit. onmly a selected few have both. the wall didn't stop the chinese from jumping over the other side cause of their abilites. russians ****ed the asian women and out popped ultimate killing machines. the cold war has put a stop to these things............. for now. but they are still out there ready to kill iwth kung fu and use KGB abilites.

[aceschnd]

Which team was the first team to lose at Yankee Stadium...


probably the yankees or the redsox since in makes since and since they ar eboth in the american leauge.

[aceschnd]

Why are darker wrapped cigars always larger then the lighter wrapped versions?

there not

[jjirons69]

have you seen the chinese and russian mix;s?

Just thinking more on the lines of Putin and Yeltsin. I'm trying to give a man-of -the-grapes a challenge! :tu

[aceschnd]

i;m at 14 white russians. to let y oknow my background, i was a english and philoshy major. but i know history and such as well. m

[jjirons69]

One last question...

Still on Russia - as you know Most Intelligent One, Russia is pretty large. They grow all kinds of crops, tobacco having to be on. Do they roll cigars in Russia or do they just roll cigarettes and smoke Cubans, since they were best buds with Cuba? Do all communist smoke Cubans, i.e. North Korea and China? Does Cuba give them a discount for being the same political parties, like a fascist nepotism? I'd like to get a 12 drink-take on this subject!

Have fun at work tomorrow!!!!

[Sanitariumite]

What's your recipe for making these 14 white russians?

[aceschnd]

One last question...

Still on Russia - as you know Most Intelligent One, Russia is pretty large. They grow all kinds of crops, tobacco having to be on. Do they roll cigars in Russia or do they just roll cigarettes and smoke Cubans, since they were best buds with Cuba? Do all communist smoke Cubans, i.e. North Korea and China? Does Cuba give them a discount for being the same political parties, like a fascist nepotism? I'd like to get a 12 drink-take on this subject!

Have fun at work tomorrow!!!!

Unfortantly russians hate spanish people. they would never put there mouth around a cuban cigar, even though the share the same politclatl belieif. Russians smoke russians cigars, the tobacco was grown during the coldest month and is the most disgusting tobacoo that a human mouth can touch. they don't care though cause they think a cuban guy is the same as an black guy. Cubans smoke a lot of weed and also due coke.

[aceschnd]

What's your recipe for making these 14 white russians?

I started at eh bar and i can't tel you theirs, but i have been using 2 parts vodka 1 part kaluha and 1 part half/half. also if ill the cup to ice. and it tastes pretty comprable to the bar drink. try it and you might like it

[Sanitariumite]

What's your vodka?

[j6ppc]

P.O.E.?

[aceschnd]

P.O.E.?

i don't know what that means

[aceschnd]

What's your vodka?

heres some phots i just took. hopefully i don;'t need to delete these tomorrow:

http://lh6.ggpht.com/aceschnd/SCPZvyaLZnI/AAAAAAAABaU/MrFghF7ouhg/russisan%20001.jpg?imgmax=512

http://lh4.ggpht.com/aceschnd/SCPZwSaLZoI/AAAAAAAABac/--NhL1D385I/russisan%20002.jpg?imgmax=512

http://lh5.ggpht.com/aceschnd/SCPZwiaLZpI/AAAAAAAABak/DN4KMc3Fu84/russisan%20003.jpg?imgmax=512

http://lh6.ggpht.com/aceschnd/SCPZwyaLZqI/AAAAAAAABas/b0Nq3_sJz9w/russisan%20004.jpg?imgmax=512

[Sanitariumite]

Love the pics, and with your help I've just decided that next Friday will be White Russian Friday.

[aceschnd]

Love the pics, and with your help I've just decided that next Friday will be White Russian Friday.

tomorrow? or nest friday? cuase i like to join you

[Sanitariumite]

tomorrow? or nest friday? cuase i like to join you
Unfortunately, as good as it sounds, I'm going to have to wait until next Friday. I don't have the supplies, or the money to acquire said supplies until next Friday. :cb

But tonight I'm about to head to the smoking lounge (Garage) and have a cigar while watching a play on DVD that one of my coworkers directed/starred in.

[aceschnd]

Unfortunately, as good as it sounds, I'm going to have to wait until next Friday. I don't have the supplies, or the money to acquire said supplies until next Friday. :cb

But tonight I'm about to head to the smoking lounge (Garage) and have a cigar while watching a play on DVD that one of my coworkers directed/starred in.

hehe for some reason me tivo is having me watch a twilght zone episode now.

[Sanitariumite]

hehe for some reason me tivo is having me watch a twilght zone episode now.
I haven't seen one of those in WAY too long. My uncle used to tape them on VHS and bring them over so I could watch them. The Twilight zone and The Three Stooges. He was always bringing over one or the other.

[aceschnd]

i'm running out o ftime. if you want a question ansered tongith you gotta aslk soon, cuae i'm out soon.

[aceschnd]

this is it. ask a question abut why life is the way life is ro regrett it until next time. i', gonna pass out ossson

[ScottishSmoker]

Since you got my first question right (the Red Sox lost the first game in the original Yankee Stadium)...I have one more that may be a little more difficult...

A woman from the governing party in Ecuador has proposed that a woman's right to enjoy sexual happiness should be enshrined in the country's law. What did one opposition member accuse her of?

[aceschnd]

[quote=ScottishSmoker;1636373]Since you got my first question right (the Red Sox lost the first game in the original Yankee Stadium)...I have one more that may be a little more difficult...

Obscene drunk ramblings deleted. (DK)

[ScottishSmoker]

I like that answer, and in fact that is what I thought at first...seeing as that is a logical answer...however, apparently, is more of a thing based on "Women's Rights." Apparently they no longer want to looked at as objects purely for making babies...they want their cake...and eat it too...

[aceschnd]

I like that answer, and in fact that is what I thought at first...seeing as that is a logical answer...however, apparently, is more of a thing based on "Women's Rights." Apparently they no longer want to looked at as objects purely for making babies...they want their cake...and eat it too...

god damnit so is the aswer that govt is to force women to cum.

I'm very dizzy i'm running out of time bu ti'm till here. ask a question

[aceschnd]

i'm fallin aslepp at my desk you gpt to ask now or next time cause i'm passing out so i gotta type an d it keeps me awake anyway i gotta countinue typeing cause it helps

[yellowgoat]

Yes..white russians! The reason i never have any vodka in stock.

Ever had a blonde russian?
Same thing but Insted of kaluha use bailey's irish cream.

cheers!

[replicant_argent]

while white russians are a lovely thing....... You might try some food in that fridge once in a while...


Just a thought.

[AD720]

while white russians are a lovely thing....... You might try some food in that fridge once in a while...


Just a thought.


He has jelly.

[aceschnd]

He has jelly.


maybe you missed the left over chinese food

[andrewsutherland2002]

When you are in this state of Nirvana again, let me know the answer to this question: "Did Gilligan ever get any while he was stranded on the island, or was he "really" the Skipper's "little buddy"?

[aceschnd]

When you are in this state of Nirvana again, let me know the answer to this question: "Did Gilligan ever get any while he was stranded on the island, or was he "really" the Skipper's "little buddy"?

I'll maybe answer that later, i'm on russian 5 and i'm goin to the bar at 830, i'll be back and if i'm in the state I'll answer your question.

[replicant_argent]

I'll maybe answer that later, i'm on russian 5 and i'm goin to the bar at 830, i'll be back and if i'm in the state I'll answer your question.

I think the pedophilic Mr. Howell drank Black Russians.. how gauche. And poor Gilligan.

[68TriShield]

I'll maybe answer that later, i'm on russian 5 and i'm goin to the bar at 830, i'll be back and if i'm in the state I'll answer your question.

Please tell me you aren't driving...

[aceschnd]

Please tell me you aren't driving...

Not drining mom i live in lancaster city so i can just walkt to th ebars. however tonight i got a lift from a pal to go to a karoke place. i'll be up

[j6ppc]

i don't know what that means
Watch Dr. Strangelove and you shall soon be enlightened.

[aceschnd]

Watch Dr. Strangelove and you shall soon be enlightened.

frista of all i was drunk second of all i've seen the movie but i stille don't remember htat. also thats not a question. I can' tasnwer that

[j6ppc]

“It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off.”


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[aceschnd]

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i agree

[The Dakotan]

frista of all i was drunk second of all i've seen the movie but i stille don't remember htat. also thats not a question. I can' tasnwer that

You mentioned that you were a philosophy major ... could you answer a question I've always had? I hope you have the answer. What is the relationship between Ponty's phenomenology and Polyani's tacit knowledge.

[chibnkr]

frista of all i was drunk second of all i've seen the movie but i stille don't remember htat. also thats not a question. I can' tasnwer that

The lady doth protest too much, methinks...

[aceschnd]

You mentioned that you were a philosophy major ... could you answer a question I've always had? I hope you have the answer. What is the relationship between Ponty's phenomenology and Polyani's tacit knowledge.

easy bothe their names start with p

[j6ppc]

You mentioned that you were a philosophy major ... could you answer a question I've always had? I hope you have the answer. What is the relationship between Ponty's phenomenology and Polyani's tacit knowledge.
And while you are at it please also define "quality" in Pirsig's terms.

[chibnkr]

Here's my question: "If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would be watching which watch?"

[The Dakotan]

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

[aceschnd]

And while you are at it please also define "quality" in Pirsig's terms.

your makeing fun of me, i'm here to help you not to gaet queized. also i always thaotug of it as a collectiv e consciences, also i consider my self learned in eastern religions, mostly buddishm

[The Professor]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[j6ppc]

Mit welche Weltanschaung ist ZeitGeist vergleichbar?

[aceschnd]

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

one day man an dchickens were a specines that shared the earth together. man would ****n chickens and women would giver birth to baby chickens, then one day chickens laid eggs, the end

[aceschnd]

Mit welche Weltanschaung ist ZeitGeist vergleichbar?

ich spreche die deuche niche so gut.

[Da Klugs]

your makeing fun of me, i'm here to help you not to gaet queized. also i always thaotug of it as a collectiv e consciences, also i consider my self learned in eastern religions, mostly buddishm

I deleted your obscene post from earlier in this thread.

Make you a deal.... walk away from the keyboard now and you will still be able to post tomorrow. (Unless one of the other mods feels differently)

It was way over the line and you need to stop posting now. Sober, then grow up!