View Full Version : The Official Banter with Condom Dude?
The Professor
12-16-2006, 12:45 AM
Uh ... so apparently I'm the "condom dude." Anyone want some condoms? I will git all y'all who did this.... :gn
floydp
12-16-2006, 12:47 AM
Maybe condum?
j6ppc
12-16-2006, 12:47 AM
Suck it up Darrel!
hollywood
12-16-2006, 12:47 AM
:r at least the banana flavored tasted good!!! :r
The Professor
12-16-2006, 12:48 AM
Suck it up Darrel!
I think that's what got me in trouble in the first place.
floydp
12-16-2006, 12:48 AM
:r at least the banana flavored tasted good!!! :r
Yum Yum Dum
The Professor
12-16-2006, 12:49 AM
:r at least the banana flavored tasted good!!! :r
Chocolate = bad.
Warhorse545
12-16-2006, 12:49 AM
Glow in the dark I hope. :)
Stacey
floydp
12-16-2006, 12:49 AM
How novel. A con thats dum. Imagine that?
hollywood
12-16-2006, 12:50 AM
Glow in the dark I hope. :)
Stacey
it only glows until you play "hide the snake"!!!
The Professor
12-16-2006, 12:50 AM
Glow in the dark I hope. :)
Stacey
Silly boy ... those don't have any "flavor" ... well, except for the lube.
Warhorse545
12-16-2006, 12:51 AM
Silly boy ... those don't have any "flavor" ... well, except for the lube.
Ya must not buy them where I do. I know they come in spearmint and lime. :)
Stacey
The Professor
12-16-2006, 12:52 AM
Ya must not buy them where I do. I know they come in spearmint and lime. :)
Stacey
*AND* they glow in the dark. That's AWESOME.
Warhorse545
12-16-2006, 12:53 AM
*AND* they glow in the dark. That's AWESOME.
Yeppers. They do :) Sigh, I never get to use them.
Stacey
j6ppc
12-16-2006, 12:54 AM
Are these real?
hollywood
12-16-2006, 12:54 AM
Ya must not buy them where I do. I know they come in spearmint and lime. :)
Stacey
the new Trojan "Mojito" condom. For the connasuier of fine vintage jimmy hats!!
The Professor
12-16-2006, 12:54 AM
Just chomp on down, Stacey ... that'll put em to use.
floydp
12-16-2006, 12:55 AM
Just chomp on down, Stacey ... that'll put em to use.
Comp or Chomp?
Kiwi Michelle
12-16-2006, 01:00 AM
Is anyone interested in a group buy???
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:00 AM
Is anyone interested in a group buy???
Count me in! I bet Stacey will be game, too. :r
How do you fellers know so much about this?????
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:03 AM
Occupational hazard.
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:03 AM
Is anyone interested in a group buy???
Group or Grope?
hollywood
12-16-2006, 01:03 AM
How do you fellers know so much about this?????
short stints in federal prison perhaps!?!?:r
j6ppc
12-16-2006, 01:03 AM
Occupational hazard.
Really? Do tell...
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:04 AM
Hi Chip!
Occupational hazard.
I really don't want to know what your job is.....:rolleyes:
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:04 AM
short stints in federal prison perhaps!?!?:r
Or long stint if you get a good cell mate.
Hi Chip!
Wassup, Frank...how's yer arm?
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:05 AM
short stints in federal prison perhaps!?!?:r
Really? Do tell...
Not prison. "Don't ask, don't tell."
mike32312
12-16-2006, 01:05 AM
I'll take some with the raised ridges. You know for her pleasure when you can't. :r
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:06 AM
Wassup, Frank...how's yer arm?
Doing better, not itching and Anita's glad cause I'm not bitching!
Kiwi Michelle
12-16-2006, 01:07 AM
short stints in federal prison perhaps!?!?:r
they dont' use them in prison.......so they tell me......
Warhorse545
12-16-2006, 01:08 AM
Is anyone interested in a group buy???
HUMMMMMMMMMM I dunno. I start sending glow in the dark condoms that taste like spearmint and limes, people might think the worng thing. But then after posting on here.... I am sure they all ready do. :D
Stacey
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:08 AM
Doing better, not itching and Anita's glad cause I'm not bitching!
What's up ... you allergic to the lube? Latex?
hollywood
12-16-2006, 01:08 AM
Doing better, not itching and Anita's glad cause I'm not bitching!
at least it's your arm that was itching!! unless it was your "third arm"!?!?:r
Doing better, not itching and Anita's glad cause I'm not bitching!
But are ya itchin to be bitchin.....at something!
I never thought I would see 2 pages on condoms on a cigar forum....sheesh
:r
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:09 AM
at least it's your arm that was itching!! unless it was your "third arm"!?!?:r
The baby arm. :r
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:10 AM
Title changed.
j6ppc
12-16-2006, 01:11 AM
Zeitgeist... (banter)
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:11 AM
Hi condum banterers!
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:11 AM
Zeitgeist...
Jaibería.
hollywood
12-16-2006, 01:12 AM
ribbed and spermacidal banter
Hi condum banterers!
That's it....sittin in a darn hotel room in a god forsaken city at midnite postin on THIS topic..........I have reached the limit....time for bed.
friggin skypers.....too many heads, not enough sense.:D
Have fun, fellers
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:15 AM
Try that CUT on for size, Jon.
j6ppc
12-16-2006, 01:16 AM
Someone changed my cut banter
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:16 AM
That's it....sittin in a darn hotel room in a god forsaken city at midnite postin on THIS topic..........I have reached the limit....time for bed.
friggin skypers.....too many heads, not enough sense.:D
Have fun, fellers
Now thats senseless!
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:18 AM
Someone changed my cut banter
cut or uncut?
Kiwi Michelle
12-16-2006, 01:18 AM
Someone changed my cut banter
What goes around Jon.......remember who's naked
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:18 AM
a cond-undrum, if you will....
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:18 AM
cut or uncut?
Places Places, Action!
j6ppc
12-16-2006, 01:19 AM
Now thats senseless!
Circumsized all the way and commando of course banter
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:20 AM
My butt itches!
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:20 AM
Circumsized all the way and commando of course banter
Ooooooooh--ahahhhhhhhhhhh banter.
My butt itches!
might not be a good time to be sayin that...........
hollywood
12-16-2006, 01:21 AM
My butt itches!
lube allergies are kicking in again!?:r
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:21 AM
My butt itches!
First your arm, now your butt.
Warhorse545
12-16-2006, 01:22 AM
Paging Prince Albert.
Stacey
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:22 AM
First your arm, now your butt.
Oh the bumps, the bumps!
Kiwi Michelle
12-16-2006, 01:22 AM
Circumsized all the way and commando of course banter
OMG Toooo much information!!!!!
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:22 AM
Paging Prince Albert.
Stacey
Sorry he's in the can!
hollywood
12-16-2006, 01:23 AM
First your arm is in your butt.
Sorry he's in the can!
WTF!?!?
Warhorse545
12-16-2006, 01:24 AM
Sorry he's in the can!
The whole prison thing again.
Stacey
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:28 AM
Just got banned banter. :bn
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:29 AM
Just got banned banter. :bn
American Ban stand
j6ppc
12-16-2006, 01:29 AM
On the upside skype bastages bumped no threads tonight banter...
hollywood
12-16-2006, 01:30 AM
On the upside skype bastages bumped no threads tonight banter...
oh no .... he did not !!
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:32 AM
will someone please find Stacey a podiatrist banter.
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:35 AM
i just burnt myself banter
Sauer Grapes
12-16-2006, 01:36 AM
Uh ... so apparently I'm the "condom dude." Anyone want some condoms? I will git all y'all who did this.... :gn
Too funny...
Way to play along!
Warhorse545
12-16-2006, 01:37 AM
i just burnt myself banter
If it is a friction burn Try more Lube. Just not what Frank uses, that causes bumps.
Stacey
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:38 AM
If it is a friction burn Try more Lube. Just not what Frank uses, that causes bumps.
Stacey
Yeah I was being called Johnny Bump City Bumpus
icehog3
12-16-2006, 01:39 AM
i just burnt myself banter
That's good....it means you didn't leave your lighter behind. ;)
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:40 AM
If it is a friction burn Try more Lube. Just not what Frank uses, that causes bumps.
Stacey
I only use the good stuff. :D
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:40 AM
That's good....it means you didn't leave your lighter behind. ;)
:r :r I leave my lighter once and then....
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:42 AM
Too funny...
Way to play along!
"Play along"??? I *AM* "Condom Dude"!!!!!
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:42 AM
That's good....it means you didn't leave your lighter behind. ;)
Behinds are a sensitive subject Tom.
j6ppc
12-16-2006, 01:45 AM
"Play along"??? I *AM* "Condom Dude"!!!!!
Condom dude plays safe!
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:46 AM
Condom dude plays safe!
Safe*er*, Jon. Safe*er*.
Twill413
12-16-2006, 01:47 AM
Condom dude plays safe!
So then what's his Kryptonite? Oil based lubricants that cause the latex to break down?
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:48 AM
:r :r Indeed. Way to be "up" on your condom knowledge, Twill.
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:50 AM
So then what's his Kryptonite? Oil based lubricants that cause the latex to break down?
If your in the wrong place its KRAPTONITE!
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:51 AM
not the "wrong" place, frank ... just a different one. a hole's a hole.
Twill413
12-16-2006, 01:51 AM
:r :r Indeed. Way to be "up" on your condom knowledge, Twill.
well that's why there's no little Twills running around...well that and some other reasons
icehog3
12-16-2006, 01:51 AM
I only use the good stuff. :D
Midget moise? :r
j6ppc
12-16-2006, 01:51 AM
Lube is a critical choice agreed.
Warhorse545
12-16-2006, 01:52 AM
well that's why there's no little Twills running around...well that and some other reasons
Yep the whole prison thingy again.
Stacey
icehog3
12-16-2006, 01:52 AM
Behinds are a sensitive subject Tom.
Don't I know it!! :r
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:53 AM
Yep the whole prison thingy again.
Stacey
How many times do I have to say, "don't ask, don't tell"?
The Professor
12-16-2006, 01:54 AM
stacey has to replace his keyboard banter. :r
Twill413
12-16-2006, 01:54 AM
How many times do I have to say, "don't ask, don't tell"?
I thought the "don't ask, don't tell" policy was talking about something completely difernt. makes sense now
Warhorse545
12-16-2006, 01:55 AM
How many times do I have to say, "don't ask, don't tell"?
What am I an the army again? Might be where I got the big green condom fetish.
Stacey
Twill413
12-16-2006, 01:55 AM
Yep the whole prison thingy again.
Stacey
wait, you saw whose thingy in prison?
floydp
12-16-2006, 01:57 AM
How many times do I have to say, "don't ask, don't tell"?
And for Gad sakes don't smell!
Warhorse545
12-16-2006, 01:59 AM
And for Gad sakes don't smell!
Beer through the nose killed smell and perhaps keyboad. Shall see in morning :)
The Professor
12-16-2006, 02:05 AM
Why isn't Tony on Skype?
floydp
12-16-2006, 02:17 AM
Why isn't Tony on Skype?
No mic?
68TriShield
12-16-2006, 10:02 AM
No mic?
No mic and scared shatless...condom banter...
DriftyGypsy
12-16-2006, 10:35 AM
And do you blame him... I mean besides the Dave Borg... and th Coffee Borg... and the Drunken Skypers... you now have the Condom Twins...
Twill413
12-16-2006, 10:43 AM
No mic and scared shatless...condom banter...
Yes to the first, No to the second. I have dealt with much worse than the likes of you skypin bastages before! BTW I am on skype just have to type everything condum dude (so I ain't comin round yall til I get a mic)
j6ppc
12-16-2006, 12:34 PM
Still laughing about this thread - condom banter is teh besto!
floydp
12-16-2006, 08:01 PM
Stacey might of lost his keyboard during this fiasco and my face still hurts from laughing, I wish everyone could of heard the laughing and snorting that went on in the skype herfin. Sides a splittin!!
The Professor
12-16-2006, 08:36 PM
Stacey might of lost his keyboard during this fiasco and my face still hurts from laughing, I wish everyone could of heard the laughing and snorting that went on in the skype herfin. Sides a splittin!!
I concur. It was a good ol' time. That said...
condom dude getting facial from final exams, banter.
Twill413
12-16-2006, 08:38 PM
I concur. It was a good ol' time. That said...
condom dude getting facial banter.
Condom dude you are such a **** star
:D Darrel that was too easy
Ms. Floydp
12-16-2006, 08:43 PM
good grief wasn't there anyone on Skype keeping you guys under control????? I heard all the laughing but never imagined what was causing it! I thought Michelle was in there keeping you guys in line. What happened? LOL.. poor Darrel...condom dude.
j6ppc
12-16-2006, 08:57 PM
good grief wasn't there anyone on Skype keeping you guys under control????? I heard all the laughing but never imagined what was causing it! I thought Michelle was in there keeping you guys in line. What happened? LOL.. poor Darrel...condom dude.
It was funny. Still is for that matter banter...
floydp
12-16-2006, 09:17 PM
Who was snorting last night banter?
The Professor
12-16-2006, 10:22 PM
still grading banter. ugh. cigar (& skype) in 15-20 minutes.
j6ppc
12-16-2006, 10:46 PM
Oh I was snorting and chortling quite a bit. Carrie was asleep but asked me this AM WTF was so funny... Guess she heard me.
Oh... I'm happy to send some as well to anyone in need (safe*er) banter...
hollywood
12-16-2006, 11:00 PM
what a riot of a time we had last night! still funny as hell!!
Warhorse545
12-16-2006, 11:15 PM
I had to buy a new keyboard this morning :)
Stacey
Kiwi Michelle
12-17-2006, 12:49 AM
good grief wasn't there anyone on Skype keeping you guys under control????? I heard all the laughing but never imagined what was causing it! I thought Michelle was in there keeping you guys in line. What happened? LOL.. poor Darrel...condom dude.
Well i did try to keep them in line Anita...(and offered to donate money for the CUT change!!) hehehe.
Had a ball - it was very very funny.
But by crikey you guys - try that again and I'll clip ya ears!!!
floydp
12-17-2006, 01:02 AM
Hi Tony, Jon(aka Prophylactic Sidekick), Chip(jealous because he wasn't on skype with us), Anita, Stacey(aka keyboard abuser), Dave, kiwi(warden of skypers), and last but not least, the lovely and talented P-Shield. Oh yeah and ConDom Dude!
The Professor
12-17-2006, 01:07 AM
Hiya, Frank. Banter banter.
The Professor
12-17-2006, 01:46 AM
broke Stacey's cherry banter.
Warhorse545
12-17-2006, 01:48 AM
Ya damn Skyping bastages. Evil pure Evil.
Stacey
The Professor
12-17-2006, 01:49 AM
Ya damn Skyping bastages. Evil pure Evil.
Stacey
They don't call Hollywood the corruptor for nothing! As for me and the others ... merely innocent bystanders! :r
j6ppc
12-17-2006, 01:51 AM
Ya can only bust a cherry once banter...
Good on ya Stacey (welcome to the dark side).
floydp
12-17-2006, 01:55 AM
They don't call Hollywood the corruptor for nothing! As for me and the others ... merely innocent bystanders! :r
Well I was sitting down but its all good banter. And I'm not by. And welcome Stacey to psychotic meanderings of whats known as the friggin skypers of CS(Member FDIC).
Warhorse545
12-17-2006, 02:07 AM
Well I was sitting down but its all good banter. And I'm not by. And welcome Stacey to psychotic meanderings of whats known as the friggin skypers of CS(Member FDIC).
Yeah yeah yeah.
remeber the alamo or something comes to mind.
Stacey
floydp
12-17-2006, 02:14 AM
Yeah yeah yeah.
remeber the alamo or something comes to mind.
Stacey
Wasn't that a Beatles song? :r
Warhorse545
12-17-2006, 02:16 AM
Wasn't that a Beatles song? :r
I am not as peaceful as those hippies.
Stacey
Kiwi Michelle
12-17-2006, 05:41 AM
broke Stacey's cherry banter.
I thought his cherry got broken when he dipped into my box!!
hollywood
12-17-2006, 09:18 AM
i plead the 5th banter!!!:D
DriftyGypsy
12-17-2006, 09:25 AM
i plead the 5th banter!!!:D
You drank the fifth :al banter
The Professor
12-17-2006, 12:17 PM
I thought his cherry got broken when he dipped into my box!!
:r :r
You always crack me up banter!
The Professor
12-17-2006, 02:47 PM
Grading papers banter. Go Bears!
volfan
12-17-2006, 02:48 PM
Just got back from frisbee golf and chinese food, watching football banter.
The Professor
12-17-2006, 02:50 PM
Just got back from frisbee golf and chinese food, watching football banter.
Jealous of volfan banter. :D
Kiwi Michelle
12-17-2006, 02:56 PM
:r :r
You always crack me up banter!
Bad choice of words from a guy on a condom banter!!! hehehehe
volfan
12-17-2006, 02:57 PM
Jealous of volfan banter. :D
Dangit, how did I get in the condom thread......Moving to the "official" official banter thread.
Do you play Darrel?
The Professor
12-17-2006, 03:11 PM
Dangit, how did I get in the condom thread......Moving to the "official" official banter thread.
Do you play Darrel?
You're asking a guy in the condom banter if he "plays"? :r
It's OK to be bi-banter-curious, man.... :D
Kiwi Michelle
12-17-2006, 04:19 PM
You're asking a guy in the condom banter if he "plays"? :r
It's OK to be bi-banter-curious, man.... :D
Hahahaha-I think you are playing around behind Toms back!!
Darrel is such a player!!
The Professor
12-17-2006, 04:45 PM
Hahahaha-I think you are playing around behind Toms back!!
Darrel is such a player!!
Hells yeah. I prefer to spell it "playa"! ;) :r
floydp
12-17-2006, 05:39 PM
Hahahaha-I think you are playing around behind Toms back!!
Darrel is such a player!!
Tom's got back!
Warhorse545
12-17-2006, 11:50 PM
I would say the would be a great sticky, but well no one likes sticky condoms. :D
Stacey
floydp
12-18-2006, 05:43 PM
I would say the would be a great sticky, but well no one likes sticky condoms. :D
Stacey
Very true, but by the same token a good condom will cut down on the posibilities of sticky buns as well.
j6ppc
12-18-2006, 06:44 PM
Muhahahah "sticky" the condom banter thread.
Good one Stacey.
The Professor
12-18-2006, 09:48 PM
New patio heater banter.
floydp
12-19-2006, 06:30 PM
New patio heater banter.
That was a very thoughtful gift from Suz Condum Dude.
The next time I give you rg Darrel its for Suz. That was a kewl(warming actually) gift brother, enjoy banter.
Kiwi Michelle
12-20-2006, 05:33 AM
Condom dudes alter ego is an author!!
What book would Condom Dude write I do wonder???
hollywood
12-20-2006, 07:54 AM
Condom dudes alter ego is an author!!
What book would Condom Dude write I do wonder???
I bet it would be a "short" story!!:D
The Professor
12-20-2006, 09:43 AM
I bet it would be a "short" story!!:D
Hey!!!
68TriShield
12-20-2006, 09:46 AM
Hey!!!
uh oh...
j6ppc
12-20-2006, 11:30 AM
Condom dude got a book deal banter...
t'kay
12-22-2006, 02:47 AM
Condom Dude?? Is he as crass as me by chance?! :D:D
Dear The Professor, please tell you Pine Box Boys friend that he is my favorite. I try to take Stab out of my cd player and end up putting it back in after only a day. that is all. i must sleep.
The Professor
12-22-2006, 08:21 AM
Condom Dude?? Is he as crass as me by chance?! :D:D
Dear The Professor, please tell you Pine Box Boys friend that he is my favorite. I try to take Stab out of my cd player and end up putting it back in after only a day. that is all. i must sleep.
Isn't STAB! a great album banter?!?!? The Pine Box Boys are a musically gifted and mentally deranged little outfit. You should hear the last project the lead singer was involved in: Reagan's Polyp. On second thought ... maybe you shouldn't. PBB is great, though!
floydp
12-22-2006, 02:08 PM
Well its almost friday night Darrel, are you ready for some skyping? Or should I say are you protected ConDom Dude?
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/753/rubberev4.gif
You people scare me......
Warhorse545
12-22-2006, 04:33 PM
I have a feeling that tonight is going to be a little worse then the norm. If that is possible.
Stacey
j6ppc
12-22-2006, 07:43 PM
Happy Friday condoms banter
t'kay
12-23-2006, 03:42 AM
I have a feeling that tonight is going to be a little worse then the norm. If that is possible.
Stacey
i'm back...anything is possible.;)
ATLHARP
12-24-2006, 10:05 PM
Uh ... so apparently I'm the "condom dude." Anyone want some condoms? I will git all y'all who did this.... :gn
Don't tell me you're peddling "French Ticklers" in the men's room.......:pu
ATL
ATLHARP
12-24-2006, 10:06 PM
i'm back...anything is possible.;)
Golly! Welcome back Mistress Natty! :bn
ATL
The Professor
12-27-2006, 01:19 AM
Condom dude is smoking a pipe, banter.
Rploaded
12-27-2006, 01:20 AM
Condom dude is smoking a pipe, banter.
yeah yeah thats what they say in Asia too........ :r
j6ppc
12-27-2006, 01:21 AM
Nightcap does not suck banter....
The Professor
12-27-2006, 01:22 AM
yeah yeah thats what they say in Asia too........ :r
confused by Ryan, banter. ;)
Rploaded
12-27-2006, 01:25 AM
confused by Ryan, banter. ;)
Smoking a pipe = well never mind its not important..
:D
hope everyone is enjoying there night Banter.
The Professor
12-27-2006, 01:29 AM
Smoking a pipe = well never mind its not important..
:D
hope everyone is enjoying there night Banter.
I like smoking pipes! :D
Kiwi Michelle
12-27-2006, 01:32 AM
Nightcap does not suck banter....
Unusual name she has Jon!!! hahahaha
Kiwi Michelle
12-27-2006, 01:45 AM
I like smoking pipes! :D
They like you "smoking them" too!!
I love this code talk!!!
The Professor
12-27-2006, 01:45 AM
Unusual name she has Jon!!! hahahaha
Indeed!
The Professor
12-27-2006, 01:46 AM
They like you "smoking them" too!!
I love this code talk!!!
A hole's a hole.
Kiwi Michelle
12-27-2006, 01:49 AM
A hole's a hole.
tell that to Tiger Woods!! hahaaha
The Professor
12-27-2006, 01:49 AM
Let's get you "up," Michelle!
Kiwi Michelle
12-27-2006, 01:51 AM
Let's get you "up," Michelle!
No lets get you "up" Darrel!!
j6ppc
12-27-2006, 01:51 AM
Condom Dude plays safe*er
The Professor
12-27-2006, 01:52 AM
Oh I *am*!!! :r
Kiwi Michelle
12-27-2006, 01:54 AM
Oh I *am*!!! :r
Crikey - you're easily excited!!! hahaha
woot woot - I did it
The Professor
12-27-2006, 01:57 AM
I get excited when you're about to come ... to the 500 post mark! :D
Warhorse545
12-27-2006, 01:58 AM
I think I am too young for this banter.
Stacey
Kiwi Michelle
12-27-2006, 02:00 AM
I get excited when you're about to come ... to the 500 post mark! :D
I'll do one more for you!!! hahahaha
Warhorse545
12-27-2006, 02:33 AM
Yeah for one more time :)
Stacey
The Professor
12-27-2006, 02:34 AM
Thanks ... that's what I needed. :D :w
Merry Christmas everyone.
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6692/poonandbigwavedgd8.jpg
hollywood
12-27-2006, 09:03 AM
my condom itches.
j6ppc
12-27-2006, 01:59 PM
my condom itches.
TMI Dave, TMI!!!
The Professor
12-29-2006, 08:40 PM
TMI Dave, TMI!!!
Mmmmmmmmmmm banter.
Bigwaved
12-29-2006, 08:44 PM
my condom itches.
Yeah, that latex may be irritating the raspberry on your forehead...:D
Demented
12-29-2006, 09:21 PM
Yeah, that latex may be irritating the raspberry on your forehead...:D
:r What he said!
j6ppc
12-29-2006, 09:26 PM
Muhahahaha
http://mitsuhirato.free.fr/images/BD%20laurent%20fels%20condom.JPG
hollywood
12-29-2006, 09:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z07vk78H46w
too damned funny!!:r
The Professor
12-29-2006, 11:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z07vk78H46w
too damned funny!!:r
:r :r OMG ... that's great. That should be in my signature line!
~d.
j6ppc
12-30-2006, 04:00 PM
http://www.condomdepot.com/content/product/large/cau-sl.jpg
The Professor
12-30-2006, 04:27 PM
writing syllabi for Spring semester banter. ugh.
~d.
j6ppc
12-30-2006, 04:37 PM
writing syllabi for Spring semester banter. ugh.
~d.
great new avatar D.
No MacBook for me today arrgh banter....
The Professor
12-30-2006, 05:16 PM
great new avatar D.
No MacBook for me today arrgh banter....
Thanks. Too bad about the Macbook. It should get delivered on Tuesday, right?
Finished half the syllabi (two sections of the same class). On to the next ... banter.
hollywood
12-30-2006, 05:37 PM
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he
has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out.
The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing fit to
bust. The chemist thinks this odd and asks his assistant, that if the man
returns, to follow him.
Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day, repeating his actions once
more. The assistant duly follows. Half an hour later, he returns.
"So did you follow him?"
"I did."
"And...where did he go?"
"Over to your house..."
Rploaded
12-30-2006, 05:40 PM
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he
has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out.
The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing fit to
bust. The chemist thinks this odd and asks his assistant, that if the man
returns, to follow him.
Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day, repeating his actions once
more. The assistant duly follows. Half an hour later, he returns.
"So did you follow him?"
"I did."
"And...where did he go?"
"Over to your house..."
:r Thats a good one.
j6ppc
12-30-2006, 06:26 PM
Thanks. Too bad about the Macbook. It should get delivered on Tuesday, right?
Yep but that is a long way away!
Want my instant gratification banter...
Kiwi Michelle
12-30-2006, 07:06 PM
Yep but that is a long way away!
Want my instant gratification banter...
instant gratification on a condom banter???!!!!!
heheheheh
Demented
12-30-2006, 07:15 PM
Who makes extra wide condom's?
Rploaded
12-30-2006, 07:29 PM
Who makes extra wide condom's?
Durex XXL, is wider........
:D
Just in case your question was serious.........
Demented
12-30-2006, 08:02 PM
Durex XXL, is wider........
Just in case your question was serious.........
Thanks. Trojan magnum XL was the only one I knew of.
The Professor
01-02-2007, 10:12 AM
First condom banter of 2007. ;)
~d.
j6ppc
01-02-2007, 10:29 AM
happy new years condom banterers!
floydp
01-02-2007, 06:17 PM
The new and improved ConDom Dude banter, banter!
68TriShield
04-23-2007, 07:33 PM
I wonder Condom Dude will be bantering tonight...:confused:
The Professor
04-23-2007, 07:37 PM
I wonder Condom Dude will be bantering tonight...:confused:
:r :r
I totally forgot that we did this thread! Hells yeah I'm bantering!!!
floydp
04-23-2007, 08:29 PM
Return of the ConDum Dude. Where ya been? All the crazy nights on skype. Dang what are we gonna talk about in Chicago?
The Professor
04-23-2007, 08:30 PM
Return of the ConDum Dude. Where ya been? All the crazy nights on skype. Dang what are we gonna talk about in Chicago?
i'm sure we can figure something out!!! :D
Darb85
04-23-2007, 08:56 PM
this is creepy banter
The Professor
04-23-2007, 09:10 PM
this is creepy banter
:r :r :r
fireman43
04-23-2007, 10:15 PM
The banter of the order of the condom has returned!!:tu (I had forgotten about this one as well!)
The Professor
04-23-2007, 10:21 PM
like a good condom, i always snap back! :D
Darb85
04-23-2007, 10:36 PM
Dont you guys know, abstananece is the only way? sheesh, you heathens you
The Professor
04-23-2007, 10:38 PM
Dont you guys know, abstananece is the only way? sheesh, you heathens you
Party whores need their protection, though.... ;)
j6ppc
04-24-2007, 09:40 AM
Whoa! The sheathed wonder returns!
The Professor
04-24-2007, 10:49 AM
Whoa! The sheathed wonder returns!
:r :r :r
68TriShield
04-24-2007, 11:34 AM
:r :r :r
Trojan Man has a sense of humor!!!!:ss
The Professor
04-24-2007, 11:36 AM
Trojan Man has a sense of humor!!!!:ss
That may be...
...but safe herfing is no laughing matter.
:D
j6ppc
04-24-2007, 12:37 PM
That may be...
...but safe herfing is no laughing matter.
:D
Nubbed for pleasure? :r
The Professor
04-24-2007, 01:12 PM
Nubbed for pleasure? :r
:r :r :r
j6ppc
04-27-2007, 12:17 AM
Here's to hoping it will be doc condom dude in a few hours....
Good on yer Darral
68TriShield
04-27-2007, 07:17 AM
Here's to hoping it will be doc condom dude in a few hours....
Good on yer Darral
I was thinking the same Jon...:tu
The Professor
04-27-2007, 07:57 AM
Here's to hoping it will be doc condom dude in a few hours....
Good on yer Darral
I was thinking the same Jon...:tu
Thanks, fellers!
taltos
04-27-2007, 08:03 AM
Good luck Professor.
The Professor
04-27-2007, 08:13 AM
thanks!
68TriShield
04-27-2007, 08:30 AM
thanks!
Jon needs a spelling lesson Darrel...:D
The Professor
04-27-2007, 08:33 AM
N-I-N-F-A ;) I think he can already spell that, though.
j6ppc
06-17-2007, 01:47 PM
N-I-N-F-A ;) I think he can already spell that, though.
U betcha I can spell that...
mmmmmmm.....
Ninfa
The Professor
06-17-2007, 01:49 PM
Mmmmmm....
May have to smoke one later today ... with pics for Reg!!! :r
reggiebuckeye
06-17-2007, 02:10 PM
Mmmmmm....
May have to smoke one later today ... with pics for Reg!!! :r
:fu. There will be payback.
j6ppc
06-17-2007, 04:36 PM
Oh Reggie.....
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s20/j6ppc/Photo13.jpg
Always herf safe(er)
cigar_040
06-17-2007, 05:17 PM
Oh Reggie.....
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s20/j6ppc/Photo13.jpg
Always herf safe(er)
:r :r
The Professor
06-17-2007, 06:23 PM
:fu. There will be payback.
Payback schmayback. I ain't skerd!
The Professor
06-20-2007, 12:13 AM
Rubbery bump for the condom thread. ;)
j6ppc
06-20-2007, 12:16 AM
Latex goodness!
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/condom-college-girls.jpg
The Professor
06-20-2007, 12:16 AM
Latex goodness!
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/condom-college-girls.jpg
I think I had all three of them in class.
White97Jimmy
06-20-2007, 12:17 AM
WOO HOO!!!! My kind of party!!
White97Jimmy
06-20-2007, 12:18 AM
I think I had all three of them in class.
Oh come on now...those kind of girls don't take your class. LoL :r
Kiwi Michelle
06-20-2007, 12:24 AM
I fOh come on now...those kind of girls don't take your class. LoL :r
I feel so protected now that he is back!
The Professor
07-21-2007, 09:52 PM
When there's a need for protection, Condom Dude abides.
The Professor
07-21-2007, 10:00 PM
what??? the condom banter isn't good enough for people??? :p
Kiwi Michelle
07-21-2007, 10:12 PM
what??? the condom banter isn't good enough for people??? :p
errrr umm ...........of course:rolleyes:
floydp
07-21-2007, 10:14 PM
what??? the condom banter isn't good enough for people??? :p
Good enough fer me!
zemekone
07-21-2007, 10:16 PM
whats goin on family?
just got home from work...
so slow i watched Jackie Brown and the beginning of Black Snake Moan...
zemekone
07-21-2007, 10:21 PM
whats goin on family?
just got home from work...
so slow i watched Jackie Brown and the beginning of Black Snake Moan...
FuKK WrOnG BaNtEr!
:r EFF THIS PLACE :r
The Professor
07-21-2007, 10:26 PM
FuKK WrOnG BaNtEr!
:r EFF THIS PLACE :r
What? No love for the safer banter??? :fu :fu
Nutiket_32
07-22-2007, 09:43 AM
Is it good that my college brags/advertises that it offers 30+ kinds of condoms to students free of charge?
The Professor
07-22-2007, 12:28 PM
Is it good that my college brags/advertises that it offers 30+ kinds of condoms to students free of charge?
Yes it is.
zemekone
07-22-2007, 01:04 PM
the real condome dude...
http://www.antongraphics.com/images/portfolio/condom_dude.gif
j6ppc
07-22-2007, 01:07 PM
I salute Condom Dude...
"Always prepared - never at 1/2 mast"
CigarGal
07-22-2007, 01:09 PM
FuKK WrOnG BaNtEr!
:r EFF THIS PLACE :r
Gerry loves to banter:D
The Professor
07-22-2007, 01:09 PM
the real condome dude...
http://www.antongraphics.com/images/portfolio/condom_dude.gif
:r That may become my new avatar soon....
I salute Condom Dude...
"Always prepared - never at 1/2 mast"
:r :r
CigarGal
07-22-2007, 01:10 PM
Is it good that my college brags/advertises that it offers 30+ kinds of condoms to students free of charge?
It's too bad you can't get your textbooks for free-right Professor??
The Professor
07-22-2007, 01:11 PM
It's too bad you can't get your textbooks for free-right Professor??
If teachers made what they should, I'd be a big advocate of abolishing the for-profit textbook industry....