kansashat
09-04-2004, 12:37 PM
In preparation for Saturday chores this morning, I decided to fix breakfast....sausage links, eggs over medium, toast w/real butter & strawberry preserves, coffee.
I offered to fix my wife breakfast also. She declined, saying that she was picking up her Mother & that they would get something to eat.
As I was turning the eggs, a yolk burst on one of them. Damn it! I hate this!
Sandy asked me what was wrong & I told her a yolk busted & it was her fault.
She asked, "How do you figure that?"
"I don't know, but I'll figure something out," I replied.
As I was eating my breakfast the stroke of pure spousal logic hit me. I looked at her & said, "If you had taken me up on my offer to cook you breakfast, I could have slipped you the busted egg, hence, this is all your fault."
Spousal logic. Works every time! :p
I offered to fix my wife breakfast also. She declined, saying that she was picking up her Mother & that they would get something to eat.
As I was turning the eggs, a yolk burst on one of them. Damn it! I hate this!
Sandy asked me what was wrong & I told her a yolk busted & it was her fault.
She asked, "How do you figure that?"
"I don't know, but I'll figure something out," I replied.
As I was eating my breakfast the stroke of pure spousal logic hit me. I looked at her & said, "If you had taken me up on my offer to cook you breakfast, I could have slipped you the busted egg, hence, this is all your fault."
Spousal logic. Works every time! :p