Sorry Bro, your caught. Unless...ok you tell your wife a few brothers from CS came into town and dropped by the house. You let them in and realized there wasn't any refreshments for the boys. You told them you had to run up to the store on a beer run (or what ever). When you came back they had lit up cigars. You said, oh no, my wife is going to kill me. They put them out and said how sorry they were. They even tried to help covering the scent with candles and spray. They were so sorry and embarrassed they left.
But you just wanted to tell her what happened in case she smelled something.
Of course she will not believe you. But you put up a new thread on CS about
how cigars can change a marriage and some of your CS brothers can post about how sorry they are about that little incident in your house while they were there on a herf visit. And they hope they didn't cause any problems.
You show the posts to your wife, she forgives you and feels bad she didn't trust you. Scott Free Whoo Hoo :ss
Or just say, sorry I couldn't help myself and let her buy some shoes and a purse. :hn