So, how much trouble am I going to get in?

Cotton said:
Or put your big-boy pants on, shut the window, pour a big drink, turn on some ****, and enjoy your cigar :ss
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I told my wife befor we were maried, I would not be told what I could
And couldn't do in my own home.
I would compromize on where I smoked, but would not be told I couldn't
It's my castle too ... And it works
I have a smoking room, she doesn't complain about how it smells in here.
 
Well.. problem is, I didn't start smoking till after we were married. Problem number 2, the mortgage payment comes out of her paycheck, so I guess its not REALLY MY house :r
Scott
 
You could always whack her in the nose with a 2x4 as soon as she walks through the door. By the time her nose heals the smell should be long gone.

:ss
 
A skunk - get a skunk bring it into the house and scare the beejeezus out of it. After it is done spraying, your wife won't notice the smell of the cigars when she gets home. If I can be of any further assistance just PM me. I can attest to this after my German Shepherd tangled with one and came sprinting into the house rubbing herself all over the place. I laugh now but when it happened it was bad.
 
why dont you switch up the roles?

leave the house, come back home when you know she's back .... and soon as you walk in , YOU say .....

"WTF WOMAN ! HAVE U BEEN SMOKING MY CIGARS ?!?!"

works all the time :tu
 
I smoke next to a window with a fan blowing the smoke outdoors, burn a few candels and all is good.

You might try a little carpet fresh.... dont get it to flowery smelling, she'll suspect something.

My guess is you'll pull it off :ss
 
"Sorry dear. I went outside to smoke, just like I was supposed to but didn't realize that I stunk up my sweatshirt. Because of the storming, I came up to watch it and left the stinky sweatshirt in here. The good news is that I realized my mistake a couple of hours later and washed the sweatshirt. I thought you would have been proud of me."

Or some similar lie.
 
Poriggity said:
I am currently sitting by an open window, and all the cigar smoke is going out said window. My wife will not be home until tomorrow night. Who thinks she will notice the smell?

I'd smoke outside, but its snowing/sleeting and the wind is blowing :(
Scott
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YEA!!!! what a baller! :r. so worth it... until you get caught, "drive it like you stole it!" or in this case "smoke it like she won't notice it!"
 
nosaj02 said:
Id light a candle and if that doesnt work fry some fish. Fried fish will get rid of any smell in the house... only problem is your house will smell like fried fish
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I like this idea but with a strong curry instead of fish. Cook some now to cover up the cigar smell and then cook some when she gets home to completely destroy her sense of smell for a week.
 
I just have one thing to say.. you guys are FANTASTIC. Im done with the smoke now, and a little Lysol Neutra air, and a couple shots of febreeze, and everything is currently GOLDEN :)
Scott
 
I just left the house for about an hour, and came back in. Still no smell.... I will be here most of the day tomorrow as well.. and she probably won't get home till about 9:30pm tomorrow night....
I guess we'll find out :)
Scott
 
drhalle said:
Sorry Bro, your caught. Unless...ok you tell your wife a few brothers from CS came into town and dropped by the house. You let them in and realized there wasn't any refreshments for the boys. You told them you had to run up to the store on a beer run (or what ever). When you came back they had lit up cigars. You said, oh no, my wife is going to kill me. They put them out and said how sorry they were. They even tried to help covering the scent with candles and spray. They were so sorry and embarrassed they left.
But you just wanted to tell her what happened in case she smelled something.
Of course she will not believe you. But you put up a new thread on CS about
how cigars can change a marriage and some of your CS brothers can post about how sorry they are about that little incident in your house while they were there on a herf visit. And they hope they didn't cause any problems.
You show the posts to your wife, she forgives you and feels bad she didn't trust you. Scott Free Whoo Hoo :ss

Or just say, sorry I couldn't help myself and let her buy some shoes and a purse. :hn
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Are you a defense Attorney by any chance? :r:r If not maybe you should consider it

I like it:tu
 
drhalle said:
Sorry Bro, your caught. Unless...ok you tell your wife a few brothers from CS came into town and dropped by the house. You let them in and realized there wasn't any refreshments for the boys. You told them you had to run up to the store on a beer run (or what ever). When you came back they had lit up cigars. You said, oh no, my wife is going to kill me. They put them out and said how sorry they were. They even tried to help covering the scent with candles and spray. They were so sorry and embarrassed they left.
But you just wanted to tell her what happened in case she smelled something.
Of course she will not believe you. But you put up a new thread on CS about
how cigars can change a marriage and some of your CS brothers can post about how sorry they are about that little incident in your house while they were there on a herf visit. And they hope they didn't cause any problems.
You show the posts to your wife, she forgives you and feels bad she didn't trust you. Scott Free Whoo Hoo :ss

Or just say, sorry I couldn't help myself and let her buy some shoes and a purse. :hn
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Yes...this sounds like a grande idea ALMOST...at least until she stumbles upon this thread. Then you'll be BANNED by your wife from ever visiting a cigar forum. She'll put a block on your pc from being able to look at ANY cigar related websites.

Just face it dude...you're screwed. Sure...You may not be able to smell it...but i'd be willing to bet that your wife can. Women have noses like blood hounds!
 
Ehhh.. My wife doesn't know any of the cigar sites I visit. She has no interest in knowing it, therefore, would never look here.
It smells great to me in here now... I think I'm just gonna have to chance it.
 
Reminds me of growing up in my moms house and trying to mask all the smoke.

I didn't realize I'm going to have to go through it all over again when I get married.
 
How about "I was smoking outside. I forgot the room was smelling a little musty because I aired it out a bit by opening the window and the smoke went in. Sorry."
 
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