Best Way To Ruin Your Week

S

SR Mike

Damn It!!!
Burn your tongue on scalding hot honey. Yep, I did it a few days back. The wife heated up a bit of honey and I was dumb enough to not pay attention to how long it was in the microwave. She handed it over, I was mixing it in with mustard for some great home made honey-mustard chicken, I stuck the butter knife in my mouth when I was done. I burned the middle of my tongue all the way across, good thing is I did not burn the tip of my tongue. I had one cigar yesterday since I burned it and it was tough. So right now I feel like my tongue is three times its size and my teeth feel like sandpaper. :(
 
OUCH!!! This reminds me of the time I super glued my wedding rings...only without the honey and butter knife....

Gargle with salt water to increase the healing process and it cleans the burn.
 
Ouch! That sucks, nothing tastes right for days. But definatly do the salt water gargle, just like cleaning a peircing
 
I will try the salt water. I have been using hydrogen peroxide, helps for a bit. I cannot believe the amount of ice water I have been drinking to keep the pain down, unfortunately my bladder is not too happy either.
 
This will taste like a$$, but it will do wonders for your pain. Take a 100 ct bottle of plain aspirin and dissolve it in 1 qt of water. Put a healthy swig in your mouth and swirl it around slowly for about 30 seconds (DO NOT SWALLOW) and then spit it out. Repeat as needed for pain relief. Again - DO NOT SWALLOW the aspirin solution.
 
250px-D_oh.jpg



Sorry to hear of your mishap, Mike. I hope you heal quickly.
 
hey look at it this way....when those taste buds grow back in all fresh and new, you might discover those different flavors of the cigar flavor wheel that have escaped you. Hmm....gamey!
 
tchariya said:
hey look at it this way....when those taste buds grow back in all fresh and new, you might discover those different flavors of the cigar flavor wheel that have escaped you. Hmm....gamey!
Click to expand...

Now THAT is an Optimist... :D

Heal up soon!
 
I did that with coffee before. I don't suspect honey cools down quickly though. I hate that for you, man. Hope you get back to normal very soon.:tu
 
You guys crack me up! I love it here. I will let you all know if I do get new flavors from fresh taste buds. It may end up being a trend in creating a new cigar palate, burn off the old buds, taste new flavors. Who is ready to try this out. I need to gather 10 people, burn their tongues to the point of making torture in the dark ages painless. Each will get cigars to smoke (probably something made between the thighs of the world ugliest women), keeping notes of new flavors they pick up. Who's on board?
 
SR Mike said:
You guys crack me up! I love it here. I will let you all know if I do get new flavors from fresh taste buds. It may end up being a trend in creating a new cigar palate, burn off the old buds, taste new flavors. Who is ready to try this out. I need to gather 10 people, burn their tongues to the point of making torture in the dark ages painless. Each will get cigars to smoke (probably something made between the thighs of the world ugliest women), keeping notes of new flavors they pick up. Who's on board?
Click to expand...

:r Hmmm... I'm picking up hints of seared flesh with some charred skin overtones. Definitely a Nicaraguan. :D
 
That sounds painful! It's always fresh french fries or hot mozarella that gets me everytime!
 
Munkey said:
This will taste like a$$, but it will do wonders for your pain. Take a 100 ct bottle of plain aspirin and dissolve it in 1 qt of water. Put a healthy swig in your mouth and swirl it around slowly for about 30 seconds (DO NOT SWALLOW) and then spit it out. Repeat as needed for pain relief. Again - DO NOT SWALLOW the aspirin solution.
Click to expand...

IMHO putting something like that in your mouth is a bad idea. That is a very toxic concoction. I realize that you said not to swallow it but if you did it would be very bad for your liver.
 
I hate to admit it but one time I super glued my tongue and teeth. that was pretty awful. Just a heads up never try to open a stuck super glue cap with your teeth because once you finally break that seal it explodes everywhere.
On the more positive side my teeth did get a nice 3 hour brushing that day.:mad:
 
Smoked said:
IMHO putting something like that in your mouth is a bad idea. That is a very toxic concoction. I realize that you said not to swallow it but if you did it would be very bad for your liver.
Click to expand...

The whole thing was given to me by a Dr. when I had throat surgery/mouth surgery. It was the only thing that dulled the pain. I had a CAPSO - Cautery (sp?) Assisted Palatial Stiffening Operation. Basically, they burned away part of my uvula, the tissue around it and a line running toward the front of my mouth to stiffen it for Sleep Apnea.

I agree that swallowing it would be VERY bad for you and I think I gave ample warning not to do it. He may not need to swirl it for 30 seconds either. I was told to gargle with it, but my burn was much further in my mouth and throat. If memory serves, each time I did it it lasted a couple of hours.
 
Last edited:
Ouch! That sucks. I have done that to a lesser extent with pizza and coffee...I dont like burns
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top