Cats + Cigars = Chaos

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solafid3

Gorilla
Just came back from Blue Havana II in GA (Jim's an awesome BOTL BTW) and having the need to feed, I head on off to Taco Bell, my brand new Palio and a handful of cigars I planned on putting in my desktop humidor sitting on my desk. Well, when I arrive at the apartment I look for my cigars, seeing that they were missing. Unfortunately I did find them, torn to shreds with puncture wounds and claw marks, my dog is stuck in his crate so the only other culprit is this one pound kitten sitting right by the door...

RIP
Padillia Habano
Camacho Triple Maduro
Cusano... I don't know the darn cat ate the wrapper too.

Gah, I should feed them to him.
 
:r My parents used to have a cat that you couldn't leave cigarettes out around or it would bite holes in them. Instead of feeding the cigars to the cat you could feed the cat to the dog :D (j/k I'm a cat lover but I think it would be very tempting if I came home to what you did)
 
Snakeyes said:
:r My parents used to have a cat that you couldn't leave cigarettes out around or it would bite holes in them. Instead of feeding the cigars to the cat you could feed the cat to the dog :D (j/k I'm a cat lover but I think it would be very tempting if I came home to what you did)
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I was hoping that it would happen, but instead of doing the I'm killing it shake to the cat, he carries the cat around and slobbers on it, think Odie and Garfield.

I'm just happy I got to smoke that Padilla Miami before he got to it.
 
I hate cats. Period. Cats are completely worthless. People in our neighborhood have "pet" cats that are never kept inside and nothing is every said about it. I hate cats.
 
ahhhh gotta love cats...they make the coolest sounds ever when bouncing off a wall.

Not that I would do such a mean and nasty thing....





anymore anyway:ss


DOGS RULE!!!!
 
Harpo said:
A doggie would never have done that!
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Someone should tell my miniture dauchsand she's helped herself to a couple of my cigars before.....

Oh well.... pets you gotta know there going to get ito things, next time leave a Dog Rocket sitting out something really bad, Puro Indios would be my suggestion, that should cure the cat.

Sounds like you had a nice time, Jim runs some has some nice deals, here at CS.

Next time you run for the boarder make sure those stogies are resting in the humi.... now if that cat figures out to open the humi you gotta a different problem.
 
Can someone tell me how the cat got in the humidor?.....:confused:

Of course I'm being sarcastic pointing all blame at the human....:chk
 
WOW--I may have been tempted to light the cat. Oh well I just wish I could be half the person my dogs think I am.
 
Damn, that sucks! I hate cats. The only good use for a cat is to hollow it out and make a slipper.
 
Marlboro Cigars said:
I used to always blame my dog for my damaged cigars,
then I realized I was the stupid one who kept leaving them out unprotected.
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And I think we have a winner! Don't leave them out and the cat, dog, iguana, parrot, lion, ostrich or whatever your choice of pet is, can't eat them! :r Good Answer!
 
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