CI catalog descriptions

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Junior

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I was looking at the stupid CI descriptions and, this one is my new personal favorite. It is for the Cube Libre.

With this deal you are driving a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

With a description like that I will have to order a box.
 
Junior said:
I was looking at the stupid CI descriptions and, this one is my new personal favorite. It is for the Cube Libre.

With this deal you are driving a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

With a description like that I will have to order a box.
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Do like I do and roll up the catalog and smoke it...saves me a bundle.
 
Junior said:
I was looking at the stupid CI descriptions and, this one is my new personal favorite. It is for the Cube Libre.

With this deal you are driving a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

With a description like that I will have to order a box.
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lol, that is nice!
 
I like the Jose Marti Cuba Libre but that description sucks noodles.

I think a better description might read "Good cigar for the money"...

Rob
 
Last catalog they described some cigars as having a "mottled" wrapper. Having never heard anyone use that word I looked it up. Means spotted or splotchy. Not what I want in my wrapper. :)
 
Another good one is for the Havana Classico Pequenos

It may not look like much, or cost much for that matter, but Havana Classico is a nice little medium bodied cigar.

They are right about one thing. If that picture is the best they had they are ugly.
 
As for the Cuba Libre, I suggest you DO just roll up the catalog and smoke it instead... it will taste and burn better. :)
 
Have you noticed how they photoshop come of the cigars so much that they don't even look real? I swear they have some cigars that looks like they don't have a wrapper or a cap on them they are just a solid mass, hotdog like looking thing.
 
I once bought some Nestor's that they suckered me on with a grandiose desciption. They sucked and I sent them right back.

As far as the Cuba Libre, a good, cheap cigar. Much better after siting for three months. I was enjoying one tonight when I found this thread.

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Sometimes JRCigar has corny descriptions. Also tries to make it seem like hes taking it in the shorts on every deal.
 
Here's one for ya, talking about the El Mejor Espresso.

"Frankly, it looks like a candy bar.... just looking at it gets me salivating, glands pumping and all."
 
No1der said:
I like the Jose Marti Cuba Libre but that description sucks noodles.

I think a better description might read "Good cigar for the money"...

Rob
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Rob I agree with you. The cigars are a good value for the money but the description could be described better.:2
 
Junior said:
I was looking at the stupid CI descriptions and, this one is my new personal favorite. It is for the Cube Libre.

With this deal you are driving a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

With a description like that I will have to order a box.
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My fave is the Joya del Jefe description "You can put your boots in the oven but that don't make 'em biscuits."

I am wondering if he's a fellow biscuit afficianado or if he's just on a diet :)
 
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