Ninja Vanish
Evolving Lead Gorilla
Well, I couldn't help myself today. I was jsut browsing through looking at samplers and 5-packs. Dreaming about which box I would buy if I had the money. And then I stumbled across a nice 5-pack of CAO L'Anneversaire Maduros. I couldn't control myself, my body stopped working properly and my legs obtained a mind of their own. I walked over and got my wallet and sat back down. I punched in the information without even blinking. And before I knew it I was the top bidder. I don't know if I will win, but the sheer fact that they have my card number now is frightening because I know all I have to do is punch in the username and password then enter my bid. No struggle at all, just quick and painless...like being executed via guillotine. Except maybe I'll get a last smoke as my final wish.