Cohiba Black (Maduro)

aphexacid

ChestBeater
Well, i've waited a couple weeks for someone else to do a review of this new Cohiba, becuase honestly writing reviews is very difficult for me.
But either no one has seen them yet, or gotten around to doing a review.

So here we go.

It was about 2 weeks ago i walked into Cigar King in here in skokie, to pick up a couple sticks for that evening. My buddy that manages it was gone for the day, and i was greeted by a new guy, and fairly young BOTL at that.

He was smoking a fat BLACK as night cigar, with a familiar label. I asked "hey, is......is...that, a Cohiba???" He said, "yep, just got em today. you HAVE to try one."

Well, i snagged a 5.5 x 50 (approx size). and the VSG i really came there for.
We chatted a bit and then i took off.

Later on when we got to our destination, i was contemplating smoking the VSG and aging the new Cohiba. but thought, if its crap, whats the point. so of course i would have to determine that by lighting that bad boy up right now!
Glad i did, because the results were very surprising. or maybe not?

After we ate, i grabbed the Cohiba, and took it out of its cello, yes it still has the little sticker that makes sure you KNOW this Cohiba has nothing to to with the cuban version. and boy oh boy, in more ways than one....

Anyway, to Cut to the Chase the overall appearance of the stick was impressive. very smooth wrapper. well rolled. a very hefty stick to boot!

I clipped the head and lit it up. was an easy light, and draw was excellent.
the first few puffs were tasteless as hell.
The burn was perfect in the first quarter. and within, i had pretty much no flavor other than that "red dot" tobacco taste, and a hint of cocoa trying desperatly to break through.

the second quarter was more of the same. it tasted a bit closer to a Partagas Black though. had that underlying for sure. but, it was red dot all the way. Burn still perfect, and still smoking great.

the third quarter was severly depressing. it started to get bitter. just like the dam red dots. i started getting a grassy flavor. the partagas taste went away. so i was left with -Grass- tobacco flavor -slight cocoa-. thats it. burn still perfect, still smoking great.

Mind you, my friends dont smoke stogies, but being that i dont make it a point to smoke crap, they noticed a change in the way my cigar smelled compared to usual. yes, even they could tell it was crap.
So basically right as the burn got right before the label, i decided to chuck the whole damn thing into the metal garbage can. i wish i would have saved the label though, as a reminder. or maybe a WARNING.

My mouth tasted like crap. I was $15 bucks in the hole i couldve spent on....man, ANYTHING else. and it was too late to light up the VSg to get any satisfaction.

Overall out of 100 i give it a 83. Horrible. Well maybe not horrible. But bad for sure. Put a maduro wrapper on a regular NASTY red dot, and TAAA DAAA! Cohiba Black!


Sorry for no pics, i wasnt prepared.
 
Thanks for the review. Usually like maduros but not a big fan of NC Cohiba. I wonder if a little age would make much difference?
 
Ah, another disappointing NC Cohiba. I think I will save the cash for something worth it. Thanks for the review, I mean...warning.
 
All I have heard about NC Cohibas has been "STAY AWAY!" I didn't mind the Cohiba XV however. Here is my review of it. They are not the cheapest stick, but I liked 'em. I guess I'd say try one with an open mind if Cohiba NC's have not yet totaly frightened you away :D
 
Hell, NC cohiba could make the worst cigars and they would probably still have some of the highest sales due to the big name robbery. They seem to have record sales with "bachelor party - super drunk- stripclub-patron" they cater to.

cohibas to me have always had a terrible stank to them, but as far as taste... it's not horrible.

BTW: is there more than one NC cohiba?
 
Wow, as a Cohiba fan I've posted elsewhere that I just gotta try the red dot. To find out for myself. The more I read though the more I am starting to wane from that thought. Thanks for the review I thought you did pretty darned good for not liking to write them ;) .
 
mrputts said:
BTW: is there more than one NC cohiba?

The answer to that question is yes. The NC Cohiba label has three lines. The original and infamous "Red Dot". The Cohiba XV (the best of all three) and the soon to be mass released Cohiba Black.

All of the Cohiba's are overpriced in my opinion. The XV is the only one that I can even stand to smoke all the way through. If you are looking for a good maduro I would suggest looking some other direction than the Cohiba Black. I prefer the La GLoria Cubana Serie R Maduro. Better cigar for better price.
 
Overall out of 100 i give it a 83. Horrible. Well maybe not horrible. But bad for sure. Put a maduro wrapper on a regular NASTY red dot, and TAAA DAAA! Cohiba Black!

Good job on the review. I totally agree. Had the same one yesterday and it was the same. I was hoping for something a lot better.

Won't be making that mistake again.
 
WOOOHOOOO Cigar King! One of the best B&M's out there. Too bad on the stick though, that is an awful lot of money to spend for a subpar smoking experience. Better luck next time - I have only seen mediocre reviews (at best) for the NC Cohibas.
 
Hell, NC cohiba could make the worst cigars and they would probably still have some of the highest sales due to the big name robbery. They seem to have record sales with "bachelor party - super drunk- stripclub-patron" they cater to.

cohibas to me have always had a terrible stank to them, but as far as taste... it's not horrible.

BTW: is there more than one NC cohiba?


Give me a day or so to process your question. It requires a very long drawn out answer, which will be almost painful/fun to supply. I'm feeling a bit jumpy so I'll provide the long answer with pics thursday. For today the answer is, Unfortunately .YES!:BS
 
i've never had any cohibas, but i've seen the cohiba black. definitely an expensive cigar, and now i'm not sure if i'd ever try one. maybe if i got a single at a good price, but i've just heard so many negative reviews on it, that i'm thinking i'll just stay away from them.

tahnks for sharing your review.
 
i've never had any cohibas, . . .that i'm thinking i'll just stay away from them.


And you will never miss a thing. I have never bought one - and never will. Just because they stick the name Cohiba on it does not make it one.

I have had people give them to me - and tried a couple years ago. Put it this way - just forget they even make a NC Cohiba.


Ron
 
And you will never miss a thing. I have never bought one - and never will. Just because they stick the name Cohiba on it does not make it one.

I have had people give them to me - and tried a couple years ago. Put it this way - just forget they even make a NC Cohiba.


Ron


ehhehe that seems to be the general consensus. when i saw a box of the blacks on CI for like 300 bux, i thought damn this has to be "top shelf".... but i have yet to hear a good review on them. i'm a huge fan of maduros, and i would love to try something like that, but i probably won't unless i get a single for cheap or something :)
 
I really, really, REALLY have to check the reviews before trying a new stick. Way back in the day (early 90's), I used to think Cohibas were the cat's ass. Hadn't smoked them recently and had wanted to try the Extra Vig. My B&M was out, but the guy steered me toward the Black. Big mistake, almost from the first draw. Horrible. Nasty. Crap tasting. :BS Left over a third of it in the ashtray of the B&M's lounge.

Lesson learned.
 
I had one a few days ago.

Was in the high-dollar B&M here in town. The owner talked it up like it was the best thing ever. So, I bit. 16 bucks...

Anyhow I would say I thought much the same as you. It wasnt bad, great look, great burn, great ash, no flavor.

Guess I wont try again :)

-PM
 
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