Over the past couple of weeks have made some private purchases. They accumulated and finally were due to arrive today. I was pretty freaking excited as these were the Crème de la Poo kind of cigars.
Got a call from the mail-room that a package had arrived. Headed over trying not to walk too fast.
Was a little concerned about the shape of the package initially.
More concerned after looking more closely at it. Cut in a number of places all the way through. Ripped box. Just not good.
Freaked out when I started to open it. Tobacco leaves and flakes everywhere.
Went into manic depression after getting it open. Trashed cigars and a couple of phone books to weight the package down.
Kept thinking, friggin UPS is finally getting serious about no tobacco shipments and starting with me and the worst possible package to have it happen on.
Sat just looking at it getting ready to make the call. One of my other business partners comes walking in and hands me a box saying… is this the package you were waiting for?
Folkers!!!!! Owned I be. Sammy…. :FU
Was watching house last night in Sam’s smoke room. When House sent the flowers “as Cutty”, Sam commented that office pranks are the best. This was just last night but dufus me does not put it together today!
I was owned. Watch your back. One positive thing Pure joy can better be appreciated immediately after abject depression.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
Got a call from the mail-room that a package had arrived. Headed over trying not to walk too fast.
Was a little concerned about the shape of the package initially.
More concerned after looking more closely at it. Cut in a number of places all the way through. Ripped box. Just not good.
Freaked out when I started to open it. Tobacco leaves and flakes everywhere.
Went into manic depression after getting it open. Trashed cigars and a couple of phone books to weight the package down.
Kept thinking, friggin UPS is finally getting serious about no tobacco shipments and starting with me and the worst possible package to have it happen on.
Sat just looking at it getting ready to make the call. One of my other business partners comes walking in and hands me a box saying… is this the package you were waiting for?
Folkers!!!!! Owned I be. Sammy…. :FU
Was watching house last night in Sam’s smoke room. When House sent the flowers “as Cutty”, Sam commented that office pranks are the best. This was just last night but dufus me does not put it together today!
I was owned. Watch your back. One positive thing Pure joy can better be appreciated immediately after abject depression.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.