Do any of you own a monocle

Colonel Kilink is confused...Why you mock glorious monacle of third reich stalag komandant?

SSSSCHULTZ!!!!!:gn



And why is colonel pronounced with the "r" sound?:D :r ;)
 
i have a pair of glasses missing a lens and the lens that fell out of the glasses...does that count? I wore the glasses once with only one lens b/c my eye was bothering me and i couldn't put a contact lens in one eye...i should get the glasses fixed though.
 
LOL wow this thread really caught me off guard...

Not trying to sound like an ass but is this in the right forum?
 
Twill413 said:
This thread reaks of seven year old burnt madagascar vanilla :r . It would be kind of fun though to pretend like we were snobs, maybe sit around and talk economics with the monopoly guy. Don't own one though.
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Speak for yourself, I am a snob and they actually used my likeness for the Monoply box. :ss

Commander Quan said:
How exactly does someone keep that stuck to you face?
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It's actually not that hard, if you've ever used a lupe to do precision soldering or other work than the principle is the same.
 
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Funny, I went out and bought a moncle recently. I also found this cool 1970 vintage smoking jacket and slipers.

For Halloween I'm going to be a Hugh Hefner type playboy and of course smoke a cigar or two to..ah...get into character. Yeah that's it.:ss

Will post the photos sometime after Halloween 2007.

Yeah, monocule's are cool. I'm not to sure how I'm going to wear it though as I bought a cheap one at my local theatrical shop.
 
Cigar Lover 101 said:
Funny, I went out and bought a monocle recently. I also found this cool 1970 vintage smoking jacket and slippers.

For Halloween I'm going to be a Hugh Hefner type playboy and of course smoke a cigar or two to..ah...get into character. Yeah that's it.:ss

Will post the photos sometime after Halloween 2007.

Yeah, monocule's are cool. I'm not to sure how I'm going to wear it though as I bought a cheap one at my local theatrical shop.
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I went as Hellboy the past two years so I could smoke cigars :tu

As for a monocle I don't have one but I just may start checking around... but then I'd need a top hat.
 
The closest I can afford right now is a baseball cap and clip-on sunglasses. Will that do until I land on Free Parking?
 
I can't hardly believe that I am responding to this thread (and thereby giving it more life than it deserves...lol). I suppose the next thread in the pipe section will deal with smoking a Meerschaum Calabash pipe while dressed in a tweed suit and looking oh-so Sherlock Holmes...
 
Hoplophile said:
:r How liberating!
BTW, did you ever take a close look at that portrait on the bands? One funny looking SOB. (No offense, Sonick.:ss )
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Lol, I thought that was always the inside joke(Bolivar being the most funny looking mother &^$%# to grace a cigar band).:r

*Yeah sometimes I dress up in my grandmothers panties and smear crunchy peantubutter all over my body that I like my dog lick off whilst I walk around the house and spank my ass with a spatula*....

:pp
 
God said:
I can't hardly believe that I am responding to this thread (and thereby giving it more life than it deserves...lol). I suppose the next thread in the pipe section will deal with smoking a Meerschaum Calabash pipe while dressed in a tweed suit and looking oh-so Sherlock Holmes...
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How you and I and everyone else here have the audacity to dignify this thread with responses....lmfao!:ss
 
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