Graduation Gift (Joke Review)

[fsjonsey]

:chkEl Producto Escepional :BS

I was given an entire box of these as a graduation gift by a well meaning friend with no taste for cigars whatsoever. His grandfather smoked them, so he figured they must be good. I've been avoiding them like the plague for over a month, but I finally broke down and cracked the seal on the box tonight. I'm a sucker for perfecto's of any kind, I guess.

So, I fired one up. This has to be the lightest "Cigar" I've ever smoked. It produced tons of billowy white smoke that seemed to hang in the air forever. Not much in the flavor department other than what reminded me of Lipton Tea. It didn't change much through the entire stick. The ash held on longer than any other machine made cigar I've ever smoked, easily over an inch and a half.

I smoked it to the band and pitched the nub. All in all, it wasnt cremosa horrible, it just didn't taste like anything. Kind of like smoking lipton tea wrapped in a paper bag. Now, what do I do with the rest of the box?

 

[TikiHut27]

:chkEl Producto Escepional :BS
Now, what do I do with the rest of the box?

Keep them on hand to give to your "buddies" who come over and feel they are entitled to your smokes, so you can keep the good stuff for your real friends.

Also smoke one obviously when your well-meaning friend is present. (Drawback- he may buy you more!)

Very nice review! My sense of humor.

 

[SUOrangeGuy]

George Burns smoked em. I don't think they were machine made then though.