It was not too long ago that I was shopping for estate pipes here at my favorite antique store in Redding, CA when one of the shop keepers told me something interesting.
She mentioned that the Psychologist just across the street has a get together once a week where the guys smoke cigars, talk and have a beverage or two. She then encouraged me to "go over there" and introduce myself. Upon exiting the store I proceeded to do just that.
I found a group of about 12 men sitting out back of the old house turned office smoking and talking. As I approached my introduction came quickly asking which one of the guys was "Chet" as this was the name/password the shopkeeper had given me.
Long story short...I have been a regular attendee of the weekly Herf here in Redding. Rather than ramble on about this and that concerning the long standing history, tradition of cigars and the Grindstone Club here in Redding I offer you this link.
The Grindstone
Although by some records the word "Herf" is barely 10 years old the concept of gathering in such a manner has deep roots.
To quote this weeks Grindstone email announcement:
In closing I offer you this seasonal rewrite authored by Chet, a fine fellow of many talents.
—Richard
She mentioned that the Psychologist just across the street has a get together once a week where the guys smoke cigars, talk and have a beverage or two. She then encouraged me to "go over there" and introduce myself. Upon exiting the store I proceeded to do just that.
I found a group of about 12 men sitting out back of the old house turned office smoking and talking. As I approached my introduction came quickly asking which one of the guys was "Chet" as this was the name/password the shopkeeper had given me.
Long story short...I have been a regular attendee of the weekly Herf here in Redding. Rather than ramble on about this and that concerning the long standing history, tradition of cigars and the Grindstone Club here in Redding I offer you this link.
The Grindstone
Although by some records the word "Herf" is barely 10 years old the concept of gathering in such a manner has deep roots.
To quote this weeks Grindstone email announcement:
Logos, Philos, Arete. Greek for Reason, Friendship, and Excellence,
representing the three prime functions which have traditionally occurred at
the Grindstone: erudite discussion on the relevant issues of the time (and
of all time) amongst a brotherhood (a last bastion of manhood) of peers
enjoying some of the finer things in life.
In closing I offer you this seasonal rewrite authored by Chet, a fine fellow of many talents.
'Twas the Grindstone Before Christmas
(or A Visit from Homeless St. Nick)
by Chet Sunde, Christmas 2006
'Twas the Grindstone before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was smoking, not even a mouse (thanks to d-con).
Each of the ashtrays had been emptied with care,
in preparation for the Grindstoners, who would soon fill each chair.
The Brethren were all still busy furthering their careers,
while thoughts of adult beverages danced between their ears.
I closed the front doors, secured the locks with a snap,
having enough time before they arrived, for a pre-Grindstone nap.
When out on the back porch arose such a noise,
I sprang from my chair, thinking, "is it already time for them boys?"
Away through the kitchen, I walked past the beer fridge,
grasped the second door knob, and opened it a smidge.
The noon sun shone bright, yet I thought it might snow,
because the breeze outside made it feel like ten below.
When, whose foul stench made my eyes water as he stood at the back door,
it was yet another homeless guy, but wait---this one carried a humidor!
I saw his worn out red suit, in his scraggly beard there was a tick,
And I knew in a instant who it must be--- Homeless St. Nick!
Into the humidor he reached, then out the cigars came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
"Now Ashton! Now Fuente!
Now, Romeo Y Julieta!
Now, Cohiba! Now, Partagas!
Now, Oliva and Fonseca!
To the Grindstone room!
Turn the exhaust fan switch on the wall!
Now smoke away! Smoke away!
Smoke away all!"
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
There was a case or more of beer, carried in his old toy sack,
he handed me one, and opened his with a crack.
The stump of a cigar was held tight in his teeth,
and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
His face was drawn taught and he had lost his big belly,
hadn't bathed in months, and was more than a little smelly.
Despite being no longer chubby, he was still a jolly old mensch,
and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of the stench.
"Ebay made me homeless, but it also set me free,
to spread the news of the Grindstone Club; the joy of cigars, and
Philosophy!"
Then I sprang to my feet, thinking that I must have been dreaming,
yet the smell of smoke lingered on, so real the vision was still seeming.
When from down the street he yelled, "Tell the Grindstoners that this is no
joke:
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good smoke!"
A Brief Note about the original Author and the Poem:
Clement Clarke Moore's famous poem, which he named "A Visit From St.
Nicholas," was published for the first time on December 23, 1823 by a New
York newspaper, the Sentinel. Since then, the poem has been reprinted,
translated into innumerable languages and circulated throughout the world.
—Richard