How bad would you describe it words?

[FriendlyFire]

With out saying any 4 letter words, how bad would you describe that stick you hated and regret that you paid the $$ for?

Example: I smoked a Zino Cigaroll last night, it was Yuk, horribable, discusting, I don't know how davidoff is not ashamed to put somthing like this out on the market.

 

[kvaughan]

Partagas 160 - Live and learn

 

[macjoe53]

smelled like elephant feces

 

[hova45]

words cannot describe how i felt about the stick so I am not even going to go there.

 

[BigFrankMD]

I spent 100 bucks on a girl once for a night out and afterwards it was the worst sex ever. Does this fall in the same category? LOL

Smoke an Opus X while back, I was upset at how much I paid for it what it tasted like. Maybe I got a bad one, but I am reluctant to buy anymore after that

 

[kvaughan]

I spent 100 bucks on a girl once for a night out and afterwards it was the worst sex ever. Does this fall in the same category? LOL

Just a bad "Balmer" girl? :r

All the good ones are up north lol

 

[butterbeezy]

one of my favorites is, "it was like smoking tanbark"

 

[erratum]

Two Words: "Sweat Gland."

 

[Mindflux]

doo doo butter - gurhka

 

[LeafHog]

IHT describing a camacho (or any cigar besides a PSD4 or VR Don Alejandro) - "burnt ass hair".

 

[Dgar]

knew better, too bitter Ryj Habanna reserva

 

[Cheeto]

Partagas 160 - Live and learn

mmmm yeah, I wouldn't exactly call it a BAD cigar, but no where near worth the 18 bucks I spent on it. $4 sounds about right :r

 

[vintagejc]

it was like smoking a dead rat covered in pubic hair - exodus 1959

 

[Snakeyes]

it was like smoking a dead rat covered in pubic hair - exodus 1959

Wow, how do you top that....on the flip side I think I'll hold off buying a 59 exodus

 

[Mindflux]

Wow, how do you top that....on the flip side I think I'll hold off buying a 59 exodus

Forget topping it, I want to know how he knows what a pube covered dead rate tastes like.
:ss

 

[vintagejc]

well, a dead rat smells bad, burnt hair smells horrible so pubic hair has to be worse right? imagine burning all of that together, i couldn't think of anything worse..... hence the comment. the worse possible thing i could think of.

i do not have direct experience so maybe i shouldn't judge.

anyway, it smelled awful, tasted awful, left a horrible after taste. on a positive note, it burned beauitfully for about 2 minutes before i put it out.