Ye Olde Phart
Maturing Primate
The garage is now my cigar lounge. She still bitches, though.
My wife threw me a pair of her pants the other day and asked my to put them on. I said "I can't fit in those" she simply replied...."remember that!"
There is a 3 step process for this
1. Get a divorce
2. Get the house in the divorce agreement
3. Start smoking
:chk:chk:chk:chk
:rWho runs the house and who pays the bill? I guess that is why I am divorced
:r
Do you have a garage? Could be a good place to start smoking indoors. It's where I usually hang out and smoke when it's colder. Even got a little flat screen TV for my Man Cave/Garage. I am probably in the minority in the fact that I have no desire to smoke in the actual house simply because I do not like the stale cigar smell you can sometimes end up with a couple days later.
I say get a nice 10X12 shed, insulate it, dry wall it and run power to it! Done and done. Next comes the wi-fi, then the Xbox...cigar art..... hey a stripper pole! Maybe a blender, a couple dumbbells would be nice. How bout a sword or maybe a full suit of armor. I like darts too, so a dart board and a fooseball table. Remember the standup video games from the arcade? I liked Joust, or maybe Double Dragon... (Robotron & Defender fan, myself!) crap now there's no room to smoke in there.
Well at least you have a place to store all the junk that your wife hates!:ss