Lesson Learned

catfishm2

Sneaky Bombin Bastage
Yesterday was the monthly pay the bills/go over the budget day in our household. A day my girlfriend and I look forward to and cherish each month. I like to think of it as our way of spending quality time together. And as always, I complain how upset and nervous I get with this monthly ritual and that a good smoke would really calm my nerves. After the usual eye rolling and sideward glances, she usually consents(got to love this woman). Now, since my check writing privileges were taken away a long time ago, I get the honor of putting on stamps and sealing envelopes.

What I learned was, glue from the envelopes and cigars don't go together. It makes a perfectly good cigar taste like crap. Talk about ruining your palate. Sort of like brushing your teeth and using mouthwash and then lighting up. Doesn't work. So, I guess the lesson learned for me was; don't pay your bills or lick envelopes while smoking. They both will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
 
catfishm2 said:
Now, since my check writing privileges were taken away a long time ago, I get the honor of putting on stamps and sealing envelopes.

I feel for ya catfish, I've been there....

Get yourself one of those envelope moisteners, and smoke away!!
 
Just get a damp sponge out of the kitchen. Or there's the peel-and-stick envelopes for us REALLY lazy people.


Scott"makingmoretimeforliesure,oneAmericanatatime"M
 
Yep; you've got to love peel and sticks. I don't care if I'm lazy--all it takes is one paper cut on your tongue or ruining one good cigar to make these look like a great idea.
 
croatan said:
Yep; you've got to love peel and sticks. I don't care if I'm lazy--all it takes is one paper cut on your tongue or ruining one good cigar to make these look like a great idea.

Not to speak about the story on the net about the guy that went to the hospital with a swolen and infected tongue. They cut a little to clean it up and there were larvae inside!! :pu

They concluded it came from the envelope licking!! Some might have been stored at the warehouses for a long time and larvae laid it's eggs on the envelopes and on the glue etc., and the guy cut his tongue while licking and off went the larvae eggs. Don't know if it's true or not but it's worth being carefull. :D
 
lol, the ending was totally unexpected. glue and cigars..... just pay bills online, no stamps.
 
pinokio said:
Not to speak about the story on the net about the guy that went to the hospital with a swolen and infected tongue. They cut a little to clean it up and there were larvae inside!! :pu

They concluded it came from the envelope licking!! Some might have been stored at the warehouses for a long time and larvae laid it's eggs on the envelopes and on the glue etc., and the guy cut his tongue while licking and off went the larvae eggs. Don't know if it's true or not but it's worth being carefull. :D

That is disgusting. It gave me the same feeling I got when I saw the picture of beetle-infested sticks on here a while back.
 
pinokio said:
Not to speak about the story on the net about the guy that went to the hospital with a swolen and infected tongue. They cut a little to clean it up and there were larvae inside!! :pu

They concluded it came from the envelope licking!! Some might have been stored at the warehouses for a long time and larvae laid it's eggs on the envelopes and on the glue etc., and the guy cut his tongue while licking and off went the larvae eggs. Don't know if it's true or not but it's worth being carefull. :D


uuuuhhhhhh...yuck!!!!!! :pu Pulling the sponge out of Frank's humidor to moisten the envelopes...heeheeehee..think he'll mind? I promise to put it back..

:r
 
Ms. Floydp said:
uuuuhhhhhh...yuck!!!!!! :pu Pulling the sponge out of Frank's humidor to moisten the envelopes...heeheeehee..think he'll mind? I promise to put it back..

:r


:pu Euuuuuuuuwie.
 
pinokio said:
Not to speak about the story on the net about the guy that went to the hospital with a swolen and infected tongue. They cut a little to clean it up and there were larvae inside!! :pu

They concluded it came from the envelope licking!! Some might have been stored at the warehouses for a long time and larvae laid it's eggs on the envelopes and on the glue etc., and the guy cut his tongue while licking and off went the larvae eggs. Don't know if it's true or not but it's worth being carefull. :D

That's just gross. I thought I had a strong stomach, but now I want to :pu . Only peel & stick from now on.
 
I just found out that eating oreos and then having a cigar dont mix either. GAAA gross
 
Peel and stick, the only way to fly! Now, if I could just get someone to write the checks.........
 
I also learned something....if you are out smoking a drinking lets say some bottled water. Do not sit the water down and take a drink from the water 2-3 hours later....it tasted like licking the ashtray. :pu
 
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