I think about getting mouth cancer every time I light up. Then I start thinking about getting butt cancer. About this time, I realize the only way to get butt cancer is from sticking a cigar up my butt. I'm not sticking anything up my butt.
If I accidentally inhale and then fart, do I need to worry about butt cancer? Great, now I have to stop farting. Smoking and farting.....my two favorite things; I guess I better give them up.
:r I almost died from choking on my beer when it spewed out of my nose when I read this!!!!!!!!!!!!:tpd:
1) I have worked as a cop in a major metropolitan city (5th largest in the country) for 22 years.
2) I am currently assigned a motorcycle and ride it to work every day.
3) I've had three good cycle wrecks and countless 4 wheel wrecks while pursuing and simply driving in this crazy city!!
4) While on duty I've been stabbed, shot at, kicked punched, spit on and bit, not to mention the infectious diseases I've been exposed to.
5) I've been sky diving.
6) I own and fly a plane on a regular basis.
7) I race a cobra regularly all over the west coast.
8) I smoke cigars on occasion every other day normally.
Which one on this list appears to be the most hazardous???
I don't live my life scared. I go for it every day. Man, life's too short to live in fear of your environment. Otherwise you'll wind up like Howard Hughes in the later years, living like a hermit, not cutting your fingernails, avoiding any human contact and paranoid about even catching a cold.
In the word of hunter S. Thompson,
"I hate to advocate drugs (
I sub cigars here), alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.":ss
:chk 
