In the aftermath of the pseudo scandal involving the current Miss USA’s party habits while still only 20, The Donald has announced a new line of Miss America smoking accessories.
The first is a cigar holder. Unique in it’s ability to actually follow you around a crowded room unassisted by anything other than it’s almost eerie ability to safely cradle your favorite smoke.
Limited quantities available. (Just one) It’s the gift every billionaire is considering this Christmas.
After trying the new product for the first time The Donald was overheard saying... "Another Trump exclusive brand, we are building the most exclusive brand in the world. Works like a charm except my damn cigar kept going out. Next, my line of hair care products."
The first is a cigar holder. Unique in it’s ability to actually follow you around a crowded room unassisted by anything other than it’s almost eerie ability to safely cradle your favorite smoke.
Limited quantities available. (Just one) It’s the gift every billionaire is considering this Christmas.
After trying the new product for the first time The Donald was overheard saying... "Another Trump exclusive brand, we are building the most exclusive brand in the world. Works like a charm except my damn cigar kept going out. Next, my line of hair care products."
