Newb's Very 1st CS Herf: Tears and Cheers (rant)

RRocket

Young Ape
I've been a CS member for less than a week after lurking for awhile. I noticed there was a HERF going on in Roseville, MI...an event by Olivia (one of my favorites!!) I decided I NEEDED to go because A) To meet some fellow CS members B) To get some Olivas (since I can't find them in Canada)

So I proceed to pick out some sticks that I think would be enjoyed if there was to be any trading going on. Since I don't have a large "stash", many of my sticks have a story or some little adventure behind them. Some are from faraway places, some gifted, some I've seen rolled before my very eyes., etc...Makes for good dialogue and story-telling.

So I chose to bring:

-Oliva Series G Maduro (for me to smoke)
-Cuesta Rey 1884 Cabinet (Sent from a friend in the USA, since it doesn't exist here)
-La Gloria Cubana Wavell (Picked it up in Miami..never seen one here and hard to find in the US)
-2x Ashton Esquires (in case there were women/small cigar lovers)
-House Brand Cigar, rolled in front of my eyes, at a shoppe in New Orleans that was later wiped out by the flood. I thought someone would really appreciate this one....in a nostalgic sort of way.

So I wax up my car, take half of my shift off (I work nights) and head out to the USA, a trip I make almost weekly. To be honest, I'm pretty excited to meet some fellow smokers...since they are few and far between it seems in my neck of the woods...though I later learned there is one who could be considered my "neighbor" he's so close by.

So I get up to US Customs, and this is where it all goes wrong. I declared the cigars since I was asked if I had tobacco. I explained why I had the cigars, and when asked if they were Cuban told them absolutely not. It didn't matter. I was pulled in. They told me they couldn't be sure I was telling the truth, so they "seized" my cigars. I was so upset at this point, I consider going back home and skipping the HERF altogether. I can just see the US Customs officer's laughing their asses off as they divvy up my cigars and go home and smoke them, not knowing the story behind these fine sticks...and not appreciating them. I'm still upset.

While getting 6 sticks seized may not seem like a big deal, it is to me. First, because of the story and adventure behind them. Second...because it's REALLY hard to find non-Cubans in Canada. That is to say, GOOD non-Cubans. Third is the expense. These cigars here have a value of about $15-$18 ea....as compared to $5 US. And lastly, because I don't keep a huge "stash" (never more than 40 at any given time) losing 6 sticks hurts. Alot. That's ~15% of my stash, gone.

Anyways, I continue on...angry, upset, bitter, you name it. I arrive at the store, the Smoker's Outlet. I check my gear. Cigar Wallet. Check. Cigar Lighter/Cutter. Check. Test Fire. NEGATIVE. Test fire 2. NEGATIVE. WTF?? I tested before I left...and now it doesn't work. Although it's a Colibri, it has never let me down. It has fluid, I see spark. But nothing. SIGH. My brother gave it to me, the only one in my family to have given me a gift cigar-related. I am totally demoralized at this point. No sticks, no fire, no happiness. :(

I'm greeted warmly by Luke, the proprietor and also by the Oliva rep. Very kind fellows. They show me the Olivas they have on hand (and I drool over) and answer a couple of questions. And we chat. I'm starting to feel better...but not much. I make my way to the lounge area and I'm greeted by a couple of guys there smoking away. We start chatting...and I just HAVE to tell someone about my crappy day. I'm only 1 minute into my story, when one of the guys there thrusts a A. Fuente Gran Reserva into my hand. I must have sounded pathetic...or he could just feel might pain. I suspect the latter. Turns out he is member "357". I ignorantly say "no thanks" at first, since I don't want to come across like a mooch. I compose myself, accept the gift and say thanks! Bear in mind...this is a complete stranger...and here he is offering me a smoke. I'm very grateful 357...thanks again!!! :) So we had a good chat...everyone sympathizing with my bad luck. These people understood. It's more than a cigar to many of us..given the time we take to cure them and keep them in good condition. And these guys knew that. So it felt good to vent to someone who understood.

I chatted for some time with a couple other members (I forget who now though). And we talk about meeting up again for a HERF and some poker. So despite my day starting off horribly...I mean REALLY horribly, it ended up pretty well. I met some great people, was given a great stick, (thanks again 357!) and made plans to meet again.

I'm still very bitter and upset about my losses though. I feel even worse that they will likely be smoked by people with little appreciation for a good cigar.......
 
Glad things improved for you... and sorry for your rough treatment. :D

Sounds like some Gorillas came through!
 
The customs agents were dead wrong. They had no right to seize your sticks.
-La Gloria Cubana Wavell (Picked it up in Miami..never seen one here and hard to find in the US)
One of my local B&Ms carries both the regular and the maduro.
 
The customs agents were dead wrong. They had no right to seize your sticks.

Since they could not verify origin (despite me telling them there are no Cuban Maduros..Ok..there's ONE). Nothing on the cigars or rings said origin..so they assumed I was smuggling Cubans. Or they just wanted my smokes.

Sigh...... :(
 
Hmmm a pattern seems to be developing here, You aren't the first yo mention this recently. Makes me wonder if the Customs guys are getting into Cuban cigars. :hn

Seems to me that this sort of thing wasn't happening up until recently.

Any Canadian FOGs want to chime in on this?
 
Hmmm a pattern seems to be developing here, You aren't the first yo mention this recently. Makes me wonder if the Customs guys are getting into Cuban cigars. :hn

Seems to me that this sort of thing wasn't happening up until recently.

Any Canadian FOGs want to chime in on this?



BASTAGES!!!!!!!! They got 65 of mine plus a nice DONATION OF CASH not toooooo long ago......then they have the audacity to send me a letter, asking if I want to appeal the confiscation????:fu:fu:fu
 
BASTAGES!!!!!!!! They got 65 of mine plus a nice DONATION OF CASH not toooooo long ago......then they have the audacity to send me a letter, asking if I want to appeal the confiscation????:fu:fu:fu


I managed to crush one of the cigars before they seized them. I wonder if you could ask them to destory them in front of you just to be sure they weren't going to have a party with them...
 
I managed to crush one of the cigars before they seized them. I wonder if you could ask them to destory them in front of you just to be sure they weren't going to have a party with them...



:r when I came back across the day later.....I could have sworn I saw them smoking my cigars!!:r:r
 
The chick in my avatar is my hottie...my lover...my babe. I could post a pic or two...but it might turn this thread into NSFW....:)

:tu Good for you !

I was hoping that was your answer so I could say,

Look at the bright side you have a wonderful woman in your life !

Chas
 
this U.S. Customs issue is garbage. i dont understand why we taxpayers are supposed to waste our money so that the government can confiscate cigars... CIGARS! we could be doing much better with that money. not to mention that these U.S. Customs workers are very uneducated about cigars, if they do not know fully what the job consists of and they dont meet the requirements of their position, then they should not be working at that job, i know of too many people who should not be working where they are. and i thought that it was legal for for non-U.S. citizens to bring cubans into the country because thats how James Suckling brings Cubans in America (they have videos on the Cigar Aficionado site).
 
I'm glad I read this because I'm going to Canada next month. I don't want to bring too many over the border. I also hear that they are conficasting computers and cell phones and that you never get them back.
 
this U.S. Customs issue is garbage. i dont understand why we taxpayers are supposed to waste our money so that the government can confiscate cigars... CIGARS! we could be doing much better with that money. not to mention that these U.S. Customs workers are very uneducated about cigars, if they do not know fully what the job consists of and they dont meet the requirements of their position, then they should not be working at that job, i know of too many people who should not be working where they are. and i thought that it was legal for for non-U.S. citizens to bring cubans into the country because thats how James Suckling brings Cubans in America (they have videos on the Cigar Aficionado site).

I was told even if the cuban cigars are for my consumption, they are illegal in the US and will be taken, I wasn't going to argue with them when they told me that the max fine for this is impound the vehicle and a 5000.00 fine, and lose of cigars.
 
I'm glad I read this because I'm going to Canada next month. I don't want to bring too many over the border. I also hear that they are conficasting computers and cell phones and that you never get them back.



Over here you can go to Boarder protection office, show your electronic items you are taking across and they will put a sticker on them and give you a card stating the serial number and you went over with them. Must be something similar over there.
 
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