smokinpoke
Pro Donkey
I come into contact with a ton of people everyday. Sometimes they ask my team members where there is a good place to get a cigar and upon hearing this I wait.....patiently......
Then I hear "Rob we have a person looking for cigars"
That's my cue to small talk the person and see what their intrests are.
Usually they are just interested on finding our local cigar bar. Which I oblige them but ask if they are buying there or bringing their own. Usually they are just wanting to buy and smoke at the bar which I warn them about the prices and if it is early enough in the day I give them directions to a good B&M.
Now lately it's becoming more like I am the guy with the hook up (might just be the Christmas season).
I am now fielding "Hey I want to buy my boss a good cigar do you know any?"
The smartazz in me wants to say "Nope I only smoke shitty cigars" But being a true BOTL I can't do that.
Then I have to ask lots of questions to which the common reply is "I don't know...Can you just go buy something and I will reimburse you."
Then the sinister side of me wants to go sure. And come back with a $50 bill and one cigar for them...a few more for me. I mean a BOTL gotta get smokes some how.
Then I hear "Rob we have a person looking for cigars"
That's my cue to small talk the person and see what their intrests are.
Usually they are just interested on finding our local cigar bar. Which I oblige them but ask if they are buying there or bringing their own. Usually they are just wanting to buy and smoke at the bar which I warn them about the prices and if it is early enough in the day I give them directions to a good B&M.
Now lately it's becoming more like I am the guy with the hook up (might just be the Christmas season).
I am now fielding "Hey I want to buy my boss a good cigar do you know any?"
The smartazz in me wants to say "Nope I only smoke shitty cigars" But being a true BOTL I can't do that.
Then I have to ask lots of questions to which the common reply is "I don't know...Can you just go buy something and I will reimburse you."
Then the sinister side of me wants to go sure. And come back with a $50 bill and one cigar for them...a few more for me. I mean a BOTL gotta get smokes some how.