This is from someone who was just like you, always used the yard, and rested my burning smoke on the palio. However, after the wife graciously payed for my box of 601 Oscuro Troncos and many other smokes at a local B&M(B day haul) , she PUSHED me to get the Stinky. I say pushed, because I always figured I didn't need one, and hell, thats more money she could drop on smokes for me, right? Well, I was wrong, and when I put that Stinky out on the back deck table and lit the tiki torches, it all came together. It looked so nice, and its def. functional. The stirrups are the best part, and the thing is deep.
Rambling, yeah I am, but it really is an awesome ash tray. Get the Stinky.