The REAL Dog Rocket?

I came close to pulling the trigger on some of these, but I can't justify 25. Maybe 5 as a joke, but I know if I bought 25 I'd feel guilty about buying so many and not smoking them that I'd eventually smoke all of them. Which could potentially plunge me into insanity.
 
Also, from the CI fan mail:

"Don Brotto is definetly one of the best cheap smokes you can buy. It starts out with a sweet but sour burst at the tip and turns into a smooth creamy but somewhat harsh nutty middle. As you finish there are hints of almond, spice, and an array of other flavors. Definetly one you should try if your dirt poor but want a cheap smoke to get you buzzed."
I can't tell if that's a joke or not.
 
y'all jump on the bandwagon to trash cremosas....how many of y'all have smoked Iguanas or the Flor de Todo??

The Flor de Todo has the best aroma - that of a wet dog and burning linoleum.
 
The Flor de Todo has the best aroma - that of a wet dog and burning linoleum.
Or as CI would put it. "A smooth, creamy smoke with a hint of chocolate and cinnamon at the finish."

Since I've been ragging on CI, here are some excerpts from their actual descriptions of some of the sticks we have been discussing:

Free Cuba
Not overly mild, but certainly not powerful, either. The medium-bodied concoction yields a mellow and pleasant yet eventful cigar that teems with flavor.

What kind of flavor, you will just have to experience for yourself.

Flor de Todo
If you enjoy Puros Indios cigars, then Rolando Reyes Sr.’s Flor del Todo is the perfect everyday cigar. Indeed, this brand is one of the best values on the market. A classic "Cuban sandwich" cigar, it’s densely packed with Brazilian, Dominican and Nicaraguan fillers, and draped in a thick Ecuador Colorado wrapper leaf - one so hearty you could practically chew on it all day. It’s medium-bodied with a pleasant, gratifying aroma, and mouth-watering, creamy, nutmeg taste.

Nothing about soaked canines or flaming kitchen flooring material.

Cremosa Cubana
Exhibit A: Cremosa Cubana. They originally sold for something like $8 per cigar, and while it’s not worth $8 apiece by any stretch, they’re not bad! Handmade with Dominican long-fillers and a chestnut-brown, oily Sumatra wrapper, Cremosa Cubana offers a medium-bodied flavor with a slow and even burn.

"Not bad". Now there's a ringing endorsement - and probably an exaggeration. Notice they don't even attempt to discuss the flavor.

Iguana
Iguana, the super mild Dominican handmade with the lustrous green Candela wrapper is now in Maduro and Connecticut. The Black Iguana still sports the same beautiful blend of Dominican Olor and Piloto Cubano long fillers as its famous green cousin, making it probably the mildest, smoothest tasting Maduro you’ll ever experience. The famous green Candela wrapper that produces a characteristically mild, sweet flavor that has captivated smokers for generations is a perfect daytime cigar. This is the wrapper President Kennedy sought to stockpile before imposing the embargo against Cuban cigars. Then there’s the Iguana Vanilla. Recently introduced to the market, it has outsold all of our other flavored cigars. In addition to the gentle infusing of flavor, the secret to its success is the aging of the wrapper. Whether you choose the Candela or the Maduro, Iguana delivers a smooth, rich vanilla-flavored smoke.

Interesting that they cite JFK's love for the candela wrapper - never mind that it was Cuban H. Upmanns he asked for and not this compilation of lawn clippings.

I'm still wiping the smell off my hands from going to the Thompson Cigar site to get that one.
 
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I actually found a mold free toro in my humidor that I hadn't pitched.
Does anyone want to partake in the Don Brotto Experience?
PM me.... If you have a masochistic palette.
IMO these may actually be worse than the Cremosa, if thats possible.
 
I actually found a mold free toro in my humidor that I hadn't pitched.
Does anyone want to partake in the Don Brotto Experience?
PM me.... If you have a masochistic palette.
IMO these may actually be worse than the Cremosa, if thats possible.

So it begins...

You'd better post a review, at least in this topic!

If my fellow botl is willing to trade for the brotto, you can be sure as hell I will be posting a review.
 
The vector has been quarantined and is ready for transport.
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I'm guessing it will be worse than my wildest dreams, but I'm dedicated to getting through the entire smoke and posting a full review with pictures.
 
We all know about the Cremosa Cubana, and CI advertises them as great for the price. You know, marketing and what have you.

BUT...has anyone tried the Don Brotto? CI - the same vendor that advises Cremosa Cubanas and listed Free Cubas as a "CI Pick" or whatever - literally tells you not to buy these. They say "A 'Don Nobody' you absolutely should not even consider buying. This medium-bodied smoke - despite its 80-cent price tag - can only be justified if you're knee-deep in the sauce and not thinking straight." This is the only cigar I've seen that CI doesn't even try to play it off as not half bad.

So has anybody come across these? I know you're out there, they've sold out of the toro bundles...

I think we should get some unfortunate volunteers and have a Cremosa vs. Brotto schit-stick showdown.


You get what you pay for.
 
If I can get my hands on a cremosa, I will personally do the showdown. Now I dont know if my tastebuds can endure the torture of these two dog rockets back to back, but I will sure as hell give it a try and report my findings.
 
Except less.

@nasa25
You are a hero among men. May God have mercy on your soul.


thank you brother.....let it be noted I will be conducting this review in a non inebriated state, as to appreciate the full flavor of this stick. Being blitzed would be kinda like cheating in a way. I'm trying to find a cremosa to compare the brotto with....

....anyone willing to sell me a stick?
 
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