Good post. I guess I shoulda offered some ideas instead of just bashing the choice. Yeah Padrons and such are great. If you want to get close to Cuba try out any of the following. They tend to be more boutique in that they trend toward the sweet Juan Lopez end of the spectrum. Think floral and immaculate construction. Paper thin wrapper leaves as close to the ISOM ideal as you'll find.
AVO Domaine (these are great. the limited editions seem like they are too earthy but these Domaines are great in all sizes. I had a torpedo the other day and it was on.)
Zino Platinum Sceptre Series (any size)
Diamond Crown Maximus (okay these are full flavored not floral. best of the leaf with the classic Fuentes profile) There's a special that looks pretty good in the retailers section.
For a decent PC I found the Graycliff Crystal Taco worthwhile
These aren't cheap but then again nothing good is. If you spend wisely and don't go for the cheaper volume goods, I think you'll be happier.