Worst Cigar Ever

Badmamajama

Maturing Primate
No clue what it was called or where it came from, the wrapper only said Blanche(?) It was a Maduro wrapper and the guy that gave it to me said it was his favorite cheap cigar, he light one up with me, so I figured Id be nice and follow suit. Boy was that a mistake, I got maybe a third of the way through before I "made up" and appointment I had to be at. This thing tasted like a dog had pissed on it. No clue where it came from but if I ever see theat wrapper again I m running as fast as I can. The same guy that gave me this gave me a Don Jose (?) again no clue what it is, and Im alittle apprehensive about this one...I think I might just junk it....
 
The worst I ever had was some no-name stick from CFO by PMagus. It tastes and smells like SHxTS. That was pure HELL !!! :ss
 
Thats about the kind of experience I had with this one...plus the company was well, he likes to ramble about things he knows nothing of...:hn
 
The worst I have ever had was a Rum Runner Buccaneer. It tasted like paper and some other nasty stuff.
:r

I traded Pipe&Cigar for a box of Pirates for my father-in-law. He loves them. But.... they are like a lancero size and smoke better than some of the others. I like the way they smell but I don't smoke them.

My worst was a Puros Indios Special Aged Pyramid. That thing was like sticking a match to a hay bale that had a turd in the middle of it. :pu
 
A year or so ago I bought 2 Lone Wolf cigars for a fishing trip. Smoked one about half way, hated it, and threw it in the water. I think it killed some fish too. The second one is still in my coolerdor, but I really ought to just throw it away. It's that bad.
 
No clue what it was called or where it came from, the wrapper only said Blanche(?) It was a Maduro wrapper and the guy that gave it to me said it was his favorite cheap cigar, he light one up with me, so I figured Id be nice and follow suit. Boy was that a mistake, I got maybe a third of the way through before I "made up" and appointment I had to be at. This thing tasted like a dog had pissed on it. No clue where it came from but if I ever see theat wrapper again I m running as fast as I can. The same guy that gave me this gave me a Don Jose (?) again no clue what it is, and Im alittle apprehensive about this one...I think I might just junk it....

Don Jose you say? If it has an orange band with a picture of a guy on a horse...you're better of tossing it. You've been warned:D cheers
 
Apparently noone posting has had a Cremosa Cubana. I suggest a you do a bundle split to find out what a really bad cigar is all about.:r:r:bn
 
Don Jose you say? If it has an orange band with a picture of a guy on a horse...you're better of tossing it. You've been warned:D cheers


consider it trashed then, because you described that cigar to a "T"

My worst was a Puros Indios Special Aged Pyramid. That thing was like sticking a match to a hay bale that had a turd in the middle of it. :pu

:rHAHAHAHA :r
 
My friend's mother's Benson & Hedges Ultra-light 100 menthol box. Store brand Diet pineapple soda on the side. Six cats on the furniture.
 
Definitely a CFO Reserva #7 or Puros Indios Pyramide, can't bring myself to get past the 1/2 inch mark on those bad boys. :hn :pu
 
The Don Jose is an all Honduran hand-made long fill that is pretty darn inexpensive. You will either love it or hate it, there is no middle ground. :)
 
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