Okay, so I got into the V.
When I fired it up, my first thought was "Oh boy, more suckage". After the first inch I was thinking "Wow, this is the Coors Light of cigars."
I had punched the V and the cap was really irritating me. I kept tasting it and that tinny thing was working my nerves, so I tore it off with my teeth and spit it out in the yard.
I started really smoking that sumbitch just so I could see if I could make something happen.
Just when I was about to give up I tasted a little bit of that nice sweet spice on the sides of my tongue way in the back. I thought "There may be some hope for this hog!"
I started to really take a good hard look at what I was smoking. I tasted some Chestnut way down deep from the little bit of smoke that always ends up in my chest. I liked it.
The flavors were starting to well up and I was starting to get pretty excited about the cigar.
Then I realized I was freezing my ass off and went in the house.
Hopefully one day I'll get a chance to smoke one of these the whole way through.
I think I'm going to be pleased.