Best Cigar Trick

Blowing Smoke Rings

1. Get the cigar burning sufficiently you'll need lots of smoke

2. Take a deep hit off the cigar and hold the smoke in the back of your mouth

3. You have to make you lips into an O shape in either one of two ways
a. Lower your jaw and pull your lips in so that if you were looking in the mirror you wouldn't be able to see your teeth.
b. Drop your jaw and curl your lips outward this will make more of an oblong shape that the fist method but will still work fine.

4. When expelling the smoke you are trying to push it out of your mouth not blow it again this can be done one of two ways.
a. Anchor the tip of your tongue in the front of your mouth below the gum line and with a quick up and outward motion use the middle of your tongue to push the smoke out of your mouth.
b. Use the back of your throat to expel air in a small coughing kind of sound (I can't elaborate on this one cause I’ve never gotten to work for me)

I like to push the smoke out with my tongue with my lips curled in this is just works for me.

And if all else fails hold the smoke in and make a smaller O shape with your lips curled in and tap on the side of your cheek to pop out smaller smoke rings in rapid succession. Usually you can get like 12 or so before you run out of smoke.
 
Roger Miller" said:
I've heard about this, but never been tempted to try it. Always thought i might singe the hair on my ass. My wife would probably have me committed.
:r
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That is what this guy was trying to attempt.
 
Commander Quan said:
Blowing Smoke Rings

1. Get the cigar burning sufficiently you'll need lots of smoke

2. Take a deep hit off the cigar and hold the smoke in the back of your mouth

3. You have to make you lips into an O shape in either one of two ways
a. Lower your jaw and pull your lips in so that if you were looking in the mirror you wouldn't be able to see your teeth.
b. Drop your jaw and curl your lips outward this will make more of an oblong shape that the fist method but will still work fine.

4. When expelling the smoke you are trying to push it out of your mouth not blow it again this can be done one of two ways.
a. Anchor the tip of your tongue in the front of your mouth below the gum line and with a quick up and outward motion use the middle of your tongue to push the smoke out of your mouth.
b. Use the back of your throat to expel air in a small coughing kind of sound (I can't elaborate on this one cause I’ve never gotten to work for me)

I like to push the smoke out with my tongue with my lips curled in this is just works for me.

And if all else fails hold the smoke in and make a smaller O shape with your lips curled in and tap on the side of your cheek to pop out smaller smoke rings in rapid succession. Usually you can get like 12 or so before you run out of smoke.
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Change a few words and this could double as a how to for new porn queens.
:r
 
Roger Miller" said:
Perhaps if i tried it with jumper cables attached to my nipples it would help?
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I've got $5 bucks that I'd part with to see that. Perhaps a collection plate is in order?
 
Roger Miller" said:
I've heard about this, but never been tempted to try it. Always thought i might singe the hair on my ass. My wife would probably have me committed.
:r
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I've never done this, but saw my brother do it. A blue flame shot out about 6-8 inches. :r
 
I can drink half a bottle of Gran Marnier while smoking a double corona....That counts, right?

Cartierusm said:
I can sometimes do smoke rings, but most of the time only when I'm looking in the mirror to beable to get that nice round "O".

I hear Clinton has some pretty good cigar tricks. Or maybe that's, He's smoking a cigar while the girl he's with is turning tricks.
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A word to the wise, Roger: My friend tried em and started lactating after about 5 minutes. It comes back every now and then when he sees babies in shopping malls.

you've been warned.



Roger Miller" said:
Thanks, but i'm headed over to eef's. He said i could use his cables as long as i cleaned them and put them away after i was done with them. Besides' he has a view of the ocean.
http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showpost.php?p=81755&postcount=5

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Ok, I'll bite.

And what was that..
or was it in the same category as the folded dollar bill trick at Cheeta's
 
MattK said:
That is what this guy was trying to attempt.
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Looks like he :BS his pants!! :r

I've been watching this thread to see if there was something that would be neat to learn but nevermind...it's definantly a guy thing!! :r
 
I singed my eyebrows while purging yesterday, it wreaked and my face was crackling. Does this count as a cool trick? If not, how about accidentally sticking the lit cigar back in your mouth with the wrong end pointing in? Or trying to smoke while laying down and the ashes fall into your mouth? These are all special talents I have realized I have but rarely see anyone else doing.
-eef
 
galaga said:
Ok, I'll bite.

And what was that..
or was it in the same category as the folded dollar bill trick at Cheeta's
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I can't really say in a family setting like this, but let's just say there's more than one way to smoke a cigar!!!
 
Try sending up a smoke chain. Send bunches of tiny rings real fast.

You ususally have to be indoors to do this one with very still air.
 
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