Better to ask forgiveness...

jpa0741 said:
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HAHA, is that from family guy or futurama?
 
I'm currently on a 'No more cigars purchased in 2007' honor code system.

I've interpreted this quite liberally from time to time, as needed.

For instance:
Participating in a group buy for 5 finger bags = Not a cigar purchase
Today's Joe Cigar offer = A cigar purchase
Supporting my local B&M = Not a cigar purchase
Ordering from newhavanacigars = A cigar purchase

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Honey, this cigar cost me $12.95 plus tax at the local B&M but this box on line cut the price to $6.50 a piece!

Then mention how great she looks in those designer jeans...:)
 
Syekick said:
Wow, those Club Stogies guys are just too generous. They bombed the heck out of me. Look at all the stuff they sent me!

Think she will buy it?
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Who knows? Give it a shot.

Just don't tell her its from me. I got one of our bro's in trouble because his wife looked at his phone and said "who are you calling with a name like LasciviousXXX?"

It was pretty funny :D
 
Scud said:
than permission :ss

I need some excuses, ridiculous or not, as to why I spent wayy too much money on two different orders. She okay'd yesterdays ten cigars, but I ordered 2 boxes and 3 mazos of 10. Then, today, I had a brain-fart and ordered another box and sampler. I don't know how to explain this and she's not gonna think it's as humorous as I do.

So, gimme your excuses. Anything is better than "honey, you know me, I don't think before I do things. You're dumb to give me the credit card so this could, in fact, be your fault." :ss
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Buy her some new shoes or a pocketbook..........Jewels used to work for me as well.
 
Before I got married an older guy gave me this advice, Never, no matter how upset you maybe , never sleep in a diffrent room.
Try to work it out.

Scud said:
:r:r I'll try this when she gets home. Luckily, I have a 5 bedroom house and don't mind the downstairs bedroom :D
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She was really cool with it last night and told me to watch what I spent. I agreed. Then, this morning, I got the confirmation that I won a box of Gurkha Expeditions on cbid. Oh well, she's a good catch and I'm gonna sell one of my Scotty Cameron putters to help with the bills :ss
 
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