What the flug is going on around here this week. Is there a full moon? Geeze, two tools in two days.
Now to answer your question in a serious manner in case you really do want to hear my opinion. I have smoked great cigars on both ends of the spectrum. Just because a cigar is hard does not mean it's dry. Some cigars are just packed tight and are very dense making them feel like they can be used for a weapon. Does not mean the smoke will be dry or smoke harsh. On the other end of things, just because a cigar is soft does not mean it is just right for smoking. It can be over humidified making for a horrible smoke or under filled which will more than likely give you the same crappy results. On the other hand it could be just right and smoke like a dream. You should be checking the cigar to make sure it is not too wet or too dry so saying a cigar is hard and soft is vague at best.
Instead of being a tool you should take the advice of long standing members and try to learn a thing or two and take the stick out of your @ss which will probably make it soft.:r Sorry could not resist. There is a wealth of knowledge on this board if you really did come here to learn. If not see yourself out as you can probably tell your attitude is not appreciated. If you do want to learn, than I suggest you sit back lick your wounds and quick being a tool. You'll catch more bees with honey.
As far as the turn the thread took, I think it's pretty damn funny and the OP had it coming. Just look where the whole Kumar threads went yesterday. My question is, Is Kumar and Mikey one in the same?