Do you lie to your wife???arggghhh

Yes I do, but they are much older, and very very evil!! And HATE CIGAR SMOKE, PIPES, CIGARETTES...anything fun, cute, small, playfull, alive, breathing! nice chicks I tell ya!! :ryes i do, they are much older and very very evil!! AND HATE CIGAR SMOKE, PIPES, CIGARETTES... IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE?
 
Churchlady said:
nah... never lie to my wife... just my husband... what he don't know won't hurt! That's why God made Cash!! Now, my problem is where to hide the damn things? Humidors do NOT fit in underwear drawers!!!:D
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Sounds like you need bigger drawers. Just tell him these are the latest form of Potpourri! and you need these humidor things to keep them fresh! A humidor in each drawer sounds about right :D
 
Yea, I can see it now.... honey we just have to get that new bedroom set, one with a bigger dresser for me... oh, that? that's just my potpurri (sp?) keeper. :D Thank heavens I've got a good friend with a humidor - disadvantage, she lives in the next state~!

Maybe I'll just keep em in the bathroom in my office... now where to find a humidor that looks like office equipment....
 
Mrs. Bi-polar,

there any other females around here? I've been lurking but afraid to jump in the fray since this is mostly a male bastion...

Don't worry guys, I have no intention of sissy-fying the board, I'm jus' here to learn more, banter a bit and get some good advice:w from the pro's
 
Churchlady said:
Mrs. Bi-polar,

there any other females around here? I've been lurking but afraid to jump in the fray since this is mostly a male bastion...

Don't worry guys, I have no intention of sissy-fying the board, I'm jus' here to learn more, banter a bit and get some good advice:w from the pro's
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Don't worry.... you won't get attacked or hit on by a bunch of fat, old guys around here simply because you have boobies and long hair. :p I have no problem with women sharing this fine hobby... as long as they don't come here for attention or to tell their entire life story day in and day out. :D

Also, there is another woman on this board whom goes by Filly. Her boyfriend goes my Mr. Filly :D
 
Awww, don't sell yourself short, there, I'm sure there's some males around here with "boobies and long hair" too - mind you they probably also have beards and own hogs

It is a fine hobby I'll agree... gotta lot to learn though. Sounds like this bunch of LLG's is just the group - as long as you don't make me cry...

As for my life story... the closest thing you'll get to that is me admitting that there was actually a time I LIKED macanudo cafe's eeewwww! The thought is just too disgusting to bear, almost like tobaccino :pu
 
Brandon said:
Also, there is another woman on this board whom goes by Filly. Her boyfriend goes my Mr. Filly :D
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Brandon you're outta control...So Cal V The Final Smackdown...Ms. Macanewdy (aka Brandon) vs. Mr. Filly!! :D
 
Do you lie to your wife???arggghhh
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Of course! Gosh, in fact I lie a lot. And I like it, it feels good.

I went to West Point for college, and they have this really strict honor code: "A cadet will not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those who do". So almost nobody lies, and if someone does they almost always get caught, plus if you don't report some violation you are considered just as guilty. For violations of the honor code you get kicked out.

So for four years I was honest. But as soon as I graduated, like within a minute, I told my first lie. And it felt great! It was almost better than sex [I said "almost"]. All this flood of evil just came pouring out!

Think about that if you pull the lever for Gen. Wesley Clark! :D

4a
 
Four Aces,, I could never pull the lever for a guy that does not blink..............He is an owl.....

Jerry in Minnesota.
 
c2000 said:
Four Aces,, I could never pull the lever for a guy that does not blink..............He is an owl.....

Jerry in Minnesota.
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Ya know there is a book that most young officers and NCOs read in the Army. It is called Once an Eagle. There is a character in the book named Courtney Massengale. Almost all of my Army buddies [and I keep in touch with most of my classmates that are still in], say that Clark is a clone of Massengale. Watch out America!

4A

P.S. Not meaning to threadjack here, so back on thread and "lies to the wife". :D
 
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