If your Humi could talk?

I think my humi would purr with contentment. She has just enough room in her to feel like she's at her fighting weight, and we are getting rid of average sticks (RP Edge and Sungrown for example) and replacing them with extraordinary sticks (White Owl Invincibles). On top of that I don't stare at her that often, I open her with tender loving hands and appreciate every moment.

Same is true of my long term storage fridgadoor.

My desktop tho she might not be as happy.....
 
drhalle said:
They would say, "We love you too, honey."

Hey, I touch them more than I touch my wife.
They always see me with a smile on my face.
And I constantly worry about their well being.
They smell great, look good and give me hours of fun.


:confused: Oh no, I'm cheating on my wife with my Humidors!!
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:r:r:r
 
My humidor say it's tired of me paying attention to the other "one" (wine cooler) and has threatened to take the kids and go to her mothers house if I don't stop seeing "her") the home wrecker.....
 
Mine would probably complain about being hungry. It's down to 3 sticks but luckily I have my first box on the way :tu
 
"No, Jason....no matter how many times throughout the day you open me, you're still not going to have as many cigars in here as you'd like. Stop opening me and start bidding on cbid.com...you get paid on the 16th, you fool!"

So that's exactly what i did :)

JWR
 
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Mine would say .... OK Butt Head, You stuffed me in a box, taped it shut
Left me God knows where in the dark and cold for cryin' out loud!....
Now FEED ME Ya' Yutz, I'm Hungry already!

Sheesh ... I'm workin' on it ok ... I'm workin' on it ...
Damned beligerant thing ... :D
 
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