Major Captain Silly
Poker for the troops
Dear Mister Silly,
After a review of your qualifications by our staff it has been determined that you have met the criterion. Your Padilla Hybrids and subsequent tag-a-long balast will ship today.
Thank you for doing business with us and please think of us in the future when it comes to your bombing needs!
Sincerely,
Mr. Tzaddi, esq.
Mr, Tzaddi,
While I am a little ambivalent about the gift I am to receive from you as I feel I am not worthy; I also am elated at the fact that I am receiving said package. I only hope that I may destroy your mailbox at least one-tenth as much as you will destroy mine.
Mr. Major Captain Silly (2nd cousin of Larry the assistant manager of Taco Bell in Plymouth IN)