smokinpoke
Pro Donkey
So we are at the B&M today after lunch. A harmless little visit, going to pick up a handful of sticks for the weekend.
After milling around in the humidor for a few minutes the wifey decides on 5 Ashtons and I go for 5 of the Torano Virtuoso's.
I innocently ask Jared (b&m guy) "Hey do you have any short stories?"
"Yes....oh and (speaking to the wife) you would enjoy those they are kinda mild"
She nods and looks at me.
I ask "So do you have any?"
"Yeah I will sell you a box for $160"
I pause at the thought......"Na I better pass"
I hear a faint voice "Go ahead and get'em"
I think to myself "shut up bad me"
The voice says again "If you want them get them"
HUH??
It was my wife egging me on
"Who the hell are you and what have you done with my wife?"
"Are you sure?" As I quiver and shudder
I think this is a set up
So we leave the B&M with a box of AF Short Stories and 2 Ashtons and 2 CT Virtuoso's
As we are passing the lighters and cutters. she says
"Don't you need a new one of those?"
"Okay that's it. I want my wife back now"
So the voice of reason finally says. which this time it's me.
"Next Month"
Is my wife cool or what?
After milling around in the humidor for a few minutes the wifey decides on 5 Ashtons and I go for 5 of the Torano Virtuoso's.
I innocently ask Jared (b&m guy) "Hey do you have any short stories?"
"Yes....oh and (speaking to the wife) you would enjoy those they are kinda mild"
She nods and looks at me.
I ask "So do you have any?"
"Yeah I will sell you a box for $160"
I pause at the thought......"Na I better pass"
I hear a faint voice "Go ahead and get'em"
I think to myself "shut up bad me"
The voice says again "If you want them get them"
HUH??
It was my wife egging me on
"Who the hell are you and what have you done with my wife?"
"Are you sure?" As I quiver and shudder
I think this is a set up
So we leave the B&M with a box of AF Short Stories and 2 Ashtons and 2 CT Virtuoso's
As we are passing the lighters and cutters. she says
"Don't you need a new one of those?"
"Okay that's it. I want my wife back now"
So the voice of reason finally says. which this time it's me.
"Next Month"
Is my wife cool or what?
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