mrs.smokinpoke kicks me in the short story in public

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So we are at the B&M today after lunch. A harmless little visit, going to pick up a handful of sticks for the weekend.

After milling around in the humidor for a few minutes the wifey decides on 5 Ashtons and I go for 5 of the Torano Virtuoso's.

I innocently ask Jared (b&m guy) "Hey do you have any short stories?"

"Yes....oh and (speaking to the wife) you would enjoy those they are kinda mild"

She nods and looks at me.

I ask "So do you have any?"

"Yeah I will sell you a box for $160"

I pause at the thought......"Na I better pass"

I hear a faint voice "Go ahead and get'em"

I think to myself "shut up bad me"

The voice says again "If you want them get them"

HUH??

It was my wife egging me on

"Who the hell are you and what have you done with my wife?"

"Are you sure?" As I quiver and shudder

I think this is a set up

So we leave the B&M with a box of AF Short Stories and 2 Ashtons and 2 CT Virtuoso's

As we are passing the lighters and cutters. she says

"Don't you need a new one of those?"

"Okay that's it. I want my wife back now"

So the voice of reason finally says. which this time it's me.

"Next Month"

Is my wife cool or what?
 
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Wish mine would do that.....she looks at my humi's and says " don't ya think you got enough?":mad:












Not yet!!!:r
 
You know when your lady tells you to do it :ss it is the thing to do.:bl Remember when mama is happy every one is happy :tu.
 
Sounds like A good one . :tu oh , I will be shipping my half of the trade Tomorrow I hope , Still need to pick up some boxes .
 
What the!?!? You got another box?!?!?!?! damn man.....what the crap is going on??? Ever since she learned how to use that PuR water facet thingee, she hasn't been the same! Must be the water.....or my wife!!! OR BOTH!!! LOL!!!
 
The background,
My wife’s work put in new spam filters at work, and her Flylady stuff is now hitting my email. Of course all that tracking, trading and buying is exposed. So after the 4 bundles of Famous Nics came in I was thinking it was time to snag a cooler before I was box pressing cigars in the humidors.
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So, I moseyed down stairs and announce that I was in the need of a cooler. She laughed at me, she says she saw the bundle order and told me to take the Red one.
 
Oh great christy! now aaron is going to be bitching and moaning about how rob got another box!
 
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