So, how much trouble am I going to get in?

Bill Clinton dropped by. I didn't want to seem inhospitable so I let him smoke in the house.

Seriously though, make a homecoming dinner, lasanga, lots of garlic. Burn some patchouli inscense. Leave the coffee maker on till you get that evil smelling black crust at the bottom of the pot. Borrow a neighbors unnutered tomcat. Or do all of them :)
 
Its smelling good in here with some febreeze, and leaving the window open for a while earlier. Doesn't smell at all. I've been in and out of the house all day :)
Scott
 
now that is like 40f out i smoke inside all the time. i open a window on one side of my house and put a fan in another. it creates a windtunnel kind of. you can sit next to me and not smell the gar at all if your up wind. it get a little cold in the house but i just crank the heat and every thing is good. just in case when i am done i spray some fabreez. the girl does not care. i am even haveing a herf at my house in a month and she said its fine if 10 guys smoke in the house if i air it out.
 
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Poriggity said:
Well, the flowers sound like a good idea.. but I get yelled at when I buy her flowers.. to her they are a waste of money :r Do they make diamonds that have a nice smell to them? :D
Scott
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go buy some cheapo roses, seperate all the petals and trail them to the bedroom or living room, light up all the candles and pop the bubbly...

I mean if you're gonna light candles and get flowers, you might as well do it right.
If she complains about the flowers, tell her you stole them from someones yard :chk
 
Even Steven said:
go buy some cheapo roses, seperate all the petals and trail them to the bedroom or living room, light up all the candles and pop the bubbly...

I mean if you're gonna light candles and get flowers, you might as well do it right.
If she complains about the flowers, tell her you stole them from someones yard :chk
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:tpd: You might even get, well, you know.... That's a good idea, storing that one away for future events.
 
Even Steven said:
go buy some cheapo roses, seperate all the petals and trail them to the bedroom or living room, light up all the candles and pop the bubbly...

I mean if you're gonna light candles and get flowers, you might as well do it right.
If she complains about the flowers, tell her you stole them from someones yard :chk
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I know several fraternity brothers who used to steal them from funeral arrangements when they were broke. If you need more scent protection, burn a bag of microwave popcorn. You will not smell anything else in the house for a couple of days.:tu
 
I wouldn't worry about it. She'll be too concerned that you'll find out what she's been up to while shes been out of town. :)
 
My finacé travels for work a lot between February and September. She is usually gone two weeks out of the month. With the cold weather, it's going to be very hard not to smoke in the house while she is gone. VERY VERY HARD. I may have to try it and see if I can get rid of the smell some how. See, the wheels are already turning. Not good.
 
Let me give you some advice. Febreeze. Smoke about 4" away from a fully open window, with a fan pulling the air out of the house, and blow smoke RIGHT out the window. Seems to have worked for me. I've got no smell at all.

Scott
 
St. Lou Stu said:
That's great! Why didn't I think of that?
Better yet, have a stripper come over. It is a well know fact that stripper perfume can overpower even fish!
State Law, Swear ta God! Hooyah.
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I think the stripper is a great idea. After she finds out you had a stripper in the house while she was gone it won't matter what you smoked inside.
 
stitch45 said:
I told my wife befor we were maried, I would not be told what I could
And couldn't do in my own home.
I would compromize on where I smoked, but would not be told I couldn't
It's my castle too ... And it works
I have a smoking room, she doesn't complain about how it smells in here.
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And how big is that dog house? :)
 
I am just wondering, Did your wife gave you your balls back before she left?:cb


Oh and make sure you put the seat down. :hn
 
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For those of you that care.. I picked her up last night, and as we walked in, I was waiting for it. She said nothing, and I am FREE! WOOOO... :D
Scott
 
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