Using McDonalds as Pizza Topping

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I assumed the gun was to fend off people who wanted to take his Mickey D's pizza.

I'm more curious about the tape measure and candle. Well, the candle may be for ambiance but the tape measure?

The tape measure is to meaure the progress of his fat ass from eating this crap:r

 

[linty]

What ever happened to the McDonald's pizza? We had it here in Ontario for a couple years.

I remember those! It had it's own distinct.... taste? Like when you bite into something from Pizza hut, you know right away even blind folded from the hut... man, I wouldn't mind McDo's coming back out with their McZaa's